stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 12/27/2011 at 9:47 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I don't normally schedule anything for before 1PM, and any time I do I remember why I don't. Everything is irritating as hell to me before noon hits. And why do my eyes itch??? God I don't know how you morning people do it...

There are no "morning people," there are only miserable people getting shit done and sleeping hippies.

i alternate between the two, which i thought was pretty cool but then i ended up late to a job (too used to being asleep at 6 am) and got in loads of shit. so even when i don't need to, i have to wake up and be miserable anyway.

fuck this shit

Adderall is expensive as shit. The sad thing is that with the money i spend on Adderall i could feed 10 third world families.

Its my birthday and I'm sick and my girlfriend is states away and this is the first birthday ive had where I dont like my age. 27 is old, mannnnnn.

26 was fine, this is irrationally older.

i feel the same. basically 30.

I am still having trouble getting up at 6.30 each morning, after 5 years in this job, my body isn't made for this shit. I'm a wreck.

My GPS got delayed in downtown Portland, and kept showing me driving through buildings.

Fuck you, Google Maps, I'm on the street!

i'm supposed to meet up with someone who's now telling me "i am currently taking a shit, then a shower, then another shit", which is just fetid

dont U hate it when u wake up in the morning and ur gonna take a shower and u think THIS DAY WILL BE THE DAY (like dexter lol) where i dont ZONE OUT comnmpletly in the shower and just stand there not doing nothing for 20 minutes before u actually clean ur body and u actually do the soap part but and ur like YES im doing the soap part but then when ur suppose to do the shampoo u zone out for 20 minutes

i went to work but there is no work today, it's next week, i'm stupid

back to watmming like it's a full-time job

only 50 more posts til ur 5555 posts :sup: AND IM 2000

cool

  On 12/28/2011 at 9:44 AM, sup said:

dont U hate it when u wake up in the morning and ur gonna take a shower and u think THIS DAY WILL BE THE DAY (like dexter lol) where i dont ZONE OUT comnmpletly in the shower and just stand there not doing nothing for 20 minutes before u actually clean ur body and u actually do the soap part but and ur like YES im doing the soap part but then when ur suppose to do the shampoo u zone out for 20 minutes

Is it weird that, on my first read of this post, I mentally replaced the words "zone out" with the word "fap"?

thats gross u sicko

Now try replacing "zone out" with "take a dump".

  On 12/28/2011 at 12:18 AM, baph said:

  On 12/27/2011 at 9:47 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I don't normally schedule anything for before 1PM, and any time I do I remember why I don't. Everything is irritating as hell to me before noon hits. And why do my eyes itch??? God I don't know how you morning people do it...

 

There are no "morning people," there are only miserable people getting shit done and sleeping hippies.

or you can be a little of both

  On 12/28/2011 at 10:09 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

Now try replacing "zone out" with "take a dump".

wow what the heck is wrong with u who would poop in there shower

who wouldn't?

  On 12/28/2011 at 9:44 AM, sup said:

dont U hate it when u wake up in the morning and ur gonna take a shower and u think THIS DAY WILL BE THE DAY (like dexter lol) where i dont ZONE OUT comnmpletly in the shower and just stand there not doing nothing for 20 minutes before u actually clean ur body and u actually do the soap part but and ur like YES im doing the soap part but then when ur suppose to do the shampoo u zone out for 20 minutes

sup, tbh i think you need more metal acuity..

Why oh why do i visit my hometown in summer. It got to 38°C today, and now it's 1.30am and quite nice outside (~20°C) but in my room at my parents' place it feels like fucking 40° even with the ceiling fan on and window open aargh. Meanwhile in melbourne it was a nice 20° day, beautiful. Buh!

  On 12/28/2011 at 10:35 AM, sup said:

  On 12/28/2011 at 10:09 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

Now try replacing "zone out" with "take a dump".

wow what the heck is wrong with u who would poop in there shower

It's my shower, if I want to, I can take a dump in their.

  On 12/28/2011 at 10:35 AM, sup said:

  On 12/28/2011 at 10:09 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

Now try replacing "zone out" with "take a dump".

wow what the heck is wrong with u who would poop in there shower

somtiems granma poops in teh shower

trying to find a nice lady companion. i'm considering just becoming an all out male slut

I find just masturbating to be less hassle.