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My girlfriend likes Skrillex.

 

Today she told me this .. " You like Electronic music,i have a recommendation for you ..have you ever heard of Skrillex? i love him, you should check him out".

 

I don't know what to do.

  On 2/5/2012 at 3:15 AM, Jonas said:
  On 2/5/2012 at 3:11 AM, YO303 said:

I don't know what to do.

 

Look into her eyes and communicate how you feel?

 

But her vagina looks so good, i can't break her heart.

  On 2/5/2012 at 4:54 AM, tauboo said:

play her my korn feat. skrillex remix and tell me if she likes it :w00t:

 

hahah shes online on FB right now, i will send her the link, will report in a few minutes.

yeah she didn't like it. I also sent her a link to the Skrillex thread (no responce from her as of right now), if she changes her relationship status to single i'm blaming my depression on Skrillex.

Edited by YO303

I'm still waiting for my Akai APC40! I got the email for confirmation of order on December 21st! I couldn't get anywhere with the people at Steve's Music, where I bought it from. So I started calling other companies to see if they would do a price check. I finally found out from another company that all of Canada is sold out of the APC40s and Akai is taking it's sweet time resupplying the vendors. Should be another 3 weeks apparently. UUGGHH!!

  On 2/5/2012 at 1:52 AM, KY said:

now my ex is seeing skrillex tonight. it's like, who is this person i dated for five years

 

  On 2/5/2012 at 3:11 AM, YO303 said:

My girlfriend likes Skrillex.

 

Today she told me this .. " You like Electronic music,i have a recommendation for you ..have you ever heard of Skrillex? i love him, you should check him out".

 

I don't know what to do.

 

You guys both know what you have to do. I refer you to the first track on "Dead Cities" if I need to be more specific.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Band practice was canceled unbeknownst to me and I don't know what to do instead + my back hurts. Spell check hasn't heard of "unbeknownst". FML.

Guest disparaissant

i am invested in the romantic lives if fictional television characters.

this is something i managed to avoid for 27 years.

but now i will be truly distraught if andy and april break up. not to mention matthew and mary.

what the fuck is this.

considering i haven't thrown up, just pissing out my ass, for four(!!!) days now, I believe I don't have food poisoning, but a stomach bug. No longer can I blame the shitty japanese food. Now I have to fast until it goes away.

 

  On 2/6/2012 at 7:29 AM, disparaissant said:

i am invested in the romantic lives if fictional television characters.

this is something i managed to avoid for 27 years.

but now i will be truly distraught if andy and april break up. not to mention matthew and mary.

what the fuck is this.

hadn't seen downton abbey—my parents said it was pretty good. wait, and I guess I'm behind on P&R—there's a chance Andy and April will be breaking up?

Guest disparaissant
  On 2/6/2012 at 6:55 PM, KY said:

hadn't seen downton abbey—my parents said it was pretty good. wait, and I guess I'm behind on P&R—there's a chance Andy and April will be breaking up?

 

nah i dont think so it would just be awful, they are the cutest couple on tv. maybe ever.

  On 2/6/2012 at 6:55 PM, KY said:

considering i haven't thrown up, just pissing out my ass, for four(!!!) days now, I believe I don't have food poisoning, but a stomach bug. No longer can I blame the shitty japanese food. Now I have to fast until it goes away.

 

  On 2/6/2012 at 7:29 AM, disparaissant said:

i am invested in the romantic lives if fictional television characters.

this is something i managed to avoid for 27 years.

but now i will be truly distraught if andy and april break up. not to mention matthew and mary.

what the fuck is this.

hadn't seen downton abbey—my parents said it was pretty good. wait, and I guess I'm behind on P&R—there's a chance Andy and April will be breaking up?

 

Ok, seriously, KY, four days of diarrhea means you probably need antibiotics. Go to a doctor or a cheapo clinic. And drink more water than you have ever consumed in the mean time.

Edited by baph
  On 2/6/2012 at 9:02 PM, baph said:
  On 2/6/2012 at 6:55 PM, KY said:

considering i haven't thrown up, just pissing out my ass, for four(!!!) days now, I believe I don't have food poisoning, but a stomach bug. No longer can I blame the shitty japanese food. Now I have to fast until it goes away.

 

  On 2/6/2012 at 7:29 AM, disparaissant said:

i am invested in the romantic lives if fictional television characters.

this is something i managed to avoid for 27 years.

but now i will be truly distraught if andy and april break up. not to mention matthew and mary.

what the fuck is this.

hadn't seen downton abbey—my parents said it was pretty good. wait, and I guess I'm behind on P&R—there's a chance Andy and April will be breaking up?

 

Ok, seriously, KY, four days of diarrhea means you probably need antibiotics. Go to a doctor or a cheapo clinic. And drink more water than you have ever consumed in the mean time.

ugh alright MOM

Also give me your jammy-jams and I'll get the poopoo stains out for you.

 

 

edit: did you floss today? I have some floss in my purse. HERE TAKE IT

Edited by baph
  On 2/6/2012 at 10:18 PM, baph said:

Also give me your jammy-jams and I'll get the poopoo stains out for you.

 

 

edit: did you floss today? I have some floss in my purse. HERE TAKE IT

lol, for what it's worth though, due exclusively to your suggestion to check out a doctor, I:

 

1. made an account with my health care provider for the first time

2. found a walk in clinic in traveling distance

3. decided to go tomorrow morning

 

so you might have saved my life. or at least saved me from pooping myself again. i thought i could wait out the stomach bug, but apparently they can last upwards of a week or two, and that's a long time not to eat. so, good call.

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