stupid first world problems you're dealing with

i'm still overweight.

;-p pretty first world.

I think my laptop's power supply died and I don't have any money to fix it.

I just spent 15 minutes frantically searching for a bag that was slung over my shoulder the whole time...

I hate the frantically searching thing. Especially the escalating desperation. Couple that with a deadline and you are taking a short visit to hell.

Totally first world problem.

The worst is frantically searching for shoes when you have a bus to catch. Actually I'm not sure that specific scenario has happened to me, but frantically searching for shoes sucks, and adding public transit to the equation would make it that much worse.

I'm dealing with a terrible cup of coffee. Fuck. This ruins my morning.

Paying for a crappy cup of coffee is worse.

As for shoes, i have a few. But then if it rains, too few to mention. (cause they're all porous or suede sneakers, 'cept for 2-3 (heh))

Anyway, buy more shoes. They're awesome.

I woke up today and decided to like Buffalo Springfield.

That sounds like hard work.

I just ate ribs + chips and i feel like I'm having a stroke.

I need to find a moving company who will be willing to move a piano on New Year's day for relatively cheap. I'm not having much luck.

where you at? i'd help you

edit: canada, fuk

i'll just play some of your/mine favorite track tonight, instead.

one love.

i overtightened a screw on my bike, and it snapped off inside the hole. :\

lol, it flopped inside like a sock...

edit: use butter to get it out, and warm water

also, pix?

  On 12/28/2011 at 7:33 PM, baph said:

  On 12/28/2011 at 10:35 AM, sup said:

  On 12/28/2011 at 10:09 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

Now try replacing "zone out" with "take a dump".

wow what the heck is wrong with u who would poop in there shower

 

somtiems granma poops in teh shower

:/

  On 12/31/2011 at 10:19 PM, iep said:

lol, it flopped inside like a sock...

 

edit: use butter to get it out, and warm water

and porn

oh hey Yek

porn, eh?

  On 12/31/2011 at 10:38 PM, iep said:

oh hey Yek

 

porn, eh?

well when stuff flips inside like a sock i find porn helps ... to coax it out

k..

My Diet Dr. Pepper is warming up.

Yesterday I wanted to make donairs but I didn't have any ground beef so I used all my mini-tomatoes on a pizza. Today I found some ground beef in the back of my freezer & was all like "awesome, time to make donairs!"...and then I remembered all the tomatoes were gone

so sad

sounds like a canadian problem

I can't reveal my consuming first world problem without violating attorney-client privilege, which creates an even more frustrating first world problem.

it's not really a first world problem but whatever, i ate a full english breakfast in 4 minutes today cause i had a 10 minute break (5 min 30 seconds smoking, 30 seconds frying an egg and plating up already ready other stuff, 4 minutes eating)

also, 'one two egg scrambled egg' sounds funny