stupid first world problems you're dealing with

had the WORST stomach bug in surinam, because i ate something wrong. probably the dried catfish that was smelly, but i'm not sure.

got REALLY sick really fast, delirious because of the fever, i can't remember much of it. got antibiotics the next morning and i guess that made me better. it was in the countryside and i vaguely remember hallucinating weird birds in the sky on the boatride back..

that shit can kill, though, and you don't want die because of rotten catfish right? :(

My gf got the shits pretty bad the last few days we were in Tanzania.

The best thing we did before we left for the trip (aside from buying antimalarials) was get a packet of ciprofloxacin and an anti-diarrhea kit from the Healthy Traveler Clinic in Pasadena.

KY, you might seriously consider buying an Oral Rehydration Solution until you can get to the doctor.

This is not, I should point out, a particularly first world problem.

Saw i had three unread PMs on my inbox and got really excited, turns out all three of them were spam.

Did he call you cute, funny, and intelligent, too?

bought fresh box of raisin bran.

all raisins at bottom of box.

third world solution! walk-in clinic doctor told me to just eat shit-tons (lol) of bananas, toast and rice. i hope "rice" means i can just order chinese food for dinner lol. and i got immodium, and a prescription for some travelers' diarrhea (lol) medication.

lol

  On 2/7/2012 at 6:43 PM, KY said:

third world solution! walk-in clinic doctor told me to just eat shit-tons (lol) of bananas, toast and rice.

i just spat out part of my ale emergency ration

would it work faster if you actually put the banana up your bum? GO BACK AND AKS HEEM

just ate raw onion (with fish, fermented herring, and pickles plus booze) but i don't feel like brushing my teeth for her, not picking up my phone either. i hope i won't get dysenteria nor the scorn of a woman, whichever's worse.

  On 2/7/2012 at 3:22 PM, Jonas said:

I've been picking my nose for 3 weeks.

it's the dry air, try some vaseline and/or salt-based nose spray.

i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me.

i hope he won't ban me :(

  On 2/9/2012 at 7:21 PM, iep said:

i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me.

 

i hope he won't ban me :(

you've been Koi Rex'd

I might be living in a simulation.

  On 2/9/2012 at 8:48 PM, baph said:

  On 2/9/2012 at 7:21 PM, iep said:

i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me.

 

i hope he won't ban me :(

 

you've been Koi Rex'd

i see what you did there

i'm trying to talk lullezucht into animating my avator with a pulsating lens-flare (in his rockmouth)

  On 2/9/2012 at 8:48 PM, baph said:

  On 2/9/2012 at 7:21 PM, iep said:

i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me.

 

i hope he won't ban me :(

 

you've been Koi Rex'd

baph being clever and skating around with the word play? seems a bit fishy. what a fluke.

  On 2/10/2012 at 4:41 AM, jules said:

  On 2/9/2012 at 8:48 PM, baph said:

  On 2/9/2012 at 7:21 PM, iep said:

i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me.

 

i hope he won't ban me :(

 

you've been Koi Rex'd

 

baph being clever and skating around with the word play? seems a bit fishy. what a fluke.

lol

lol

My girlfriend just began working on two pieces with Nick Zammuto (of the Books) and Tyondai Braxton. I know I should be proud but I'm just madly jealous.

I was just getting started to work on music at 9:45 PM, and while a stomach ache was coming on, decided to lay down for a bit. I opened my eyes and it was 8 AM the next day. Hurray time for work FUCK

I asked my brother to send a package for me (I paid him for it later).

He sent it without track & trace, even though it only costed 10 dkr (2 us dollars) more to send it that way. I got a slightly mad at him for not being able to think for himself, and send it the safest way when it's a only 2 dollars difference. But I hoped for the best. I've never experienced a package I've sent getting lost. The package had a value of 600 kr (100 us dollars).

And now the package has of course has been lost in the delievery. And I can't get it refunded because it wasn't sent with track'n'trace.

UuuaaarrghFUUSDdfjnjkdfbjnkjna!!!2

Had a soothing post work, post migraine wank. Shot man humus onto my desk. Usually I'm more conscientious in my onanism, but was lazy and forgot it was there.

Two hours later and I've just put my hand in some cold cum.

  On 2/10/2012 at 5:02 PM, dr lopez said:

My girlfriend just began working on two pieces with Nick Zammuto (of the Books) and Tyondai Braxton. I know I should be proud but I'm just madly jealous.

I'm reading the u.s. bankruptcy code.

fell better?

my boss is getting me an autograph from nicolas cage and it's taking him forever

edit: so I gave my boss a dollar which I wanted Nicolas Cage to sign. Cage did NOT sign the dollar (be it because of the patriotism as seen in National Treasure vs. the illegality of defacing currency, or because of his tax evasion issues of the past), and instead signed an index card on which my boss had already doodled a shitty ghost. Not only that, but my boss never gave me back the dollar.

To make up for the shitty autograph, I got a Ghost Rider shirt, but it looks like it's too big. Jesus christ, the nerve of some people.

you should have had him sign some toilet paper in your current state ky. or would that be a shitty thing to do?

  On 2/9/2012 at 10:00 PM, iep said:

i'm trying to talk lullezucht into animating my avator with a pulsating lens-flare (in his rockmouth)

FFS stop namedropping me, I am trying to lurk here.