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  On 2/11/2012 at 4:30 AM, jules said:

you should have had him sign some toilet paper in your current state ky. or would that be a shitty thing to do?

no more crazy shits! went to a doctor mid-last week and got a short-term prescription that fixed everything after one dose. although at the same visit, i asked the doctor what this weird little breakout on the tips of my fingers was. he told me, "oh, that's a type of eczema." i asked him, "alright, so how do i fix it?" and he just said, "no, you just have that now." awesome.

  On 2/12/2012 at 7:42 PM, eugene said:

probably a side effect of that prescription that fixed your shits :sup:

lol unfortunately not—both popped up at around the same time, so no clue what the cause is. apparently it happens if your hands are often wet :mellow:

I enjoy the smell of my own stale sweat, but the rest of society doesn't. If I had it my way I'd wear my stink coat all day.

Shower time for me.

oh man, eczema sucks. i have had some serious bouts with that crap in my life. at one point i was wrapping each toe individually in gauze because the bottoms of them were completely raw. i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. very strange how it comes and goes.

  On 2/15/2012 at 4:59 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

I poured a box of cereal into a mixing bowl and added milk, but now I don't want the rest of it.

you should put it in the blender\!

Regardless of how much better my aim and shot-force (what's a less stupid term for this?) gets in pool, the percentage of shots I sink never gets any higher. That last sentence was awful. FML.

  On 2/15/2012 at 7:13 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Regardless of how much better my aim and shot-force (what's a less stupid term for this?) gets in pool, the percentage of shots I sink never gets any higher. That last sentence was awful. FML.

 

I don't play pool, but uh... power shot?

  On 2/15/2012 at 4:59 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

I poured a box of cereal into a mixing bowl and added milk, but now I don't want the rest of it.

 

sometimes when I get up and prepare breakfast, I turn the kettle on and pour a bowl of cereal, but end up pouring the boiling water into the cereal bowl and the milk into the coffee mug.

  On 2/15/2012 at 8:18 AM, verticalhold said:
  On 2/15/2012 at 4:59 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

I poured a box of cereal into a mixing bowl and added milk, but now I don't want the rest of it.

 

sometimes when I get up and prepare breakfast, I turn the kettle on and pour a bowl of cereal, but end up pouring the boiling water into the cereal bowl and the milk into the coffee mug.

Haha, I've done that before, except in the bathroom. Used hairspray as deodorant and put hair gel on my toothbrush :wacko:

  On 2/15/2012 at 7:46 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said:
  On 2/15/2012 at 7:13 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Regardless of how much better my aim and shot-force (what's a less stupid term for this?) gets in pool, the percentage of shots I sink never gets any higher. That last sentence was awful. FML.

 

I don't play pool, but uh... power shot?

 

Not quite what I mean, I'm just referring to the amount of force behind my shots in general... or rather the force and speed at which the balls move after I hit them. I'm still putting just as much into my shots, but now the results on the table are a bit more reflective of that effort. I'm still sinking balls just as infrequently.

One of my two properties was built in 2005, the other is 2003....

 

They don't have the trendy granite counter tops and dark hardwood cabinets I want.. :(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 2/17/2012 at 2:38 AM, jules said:

granite is not trendy

 

I suppose trendy is the wrong word.

 

What is the right word?

 

Classy? Elegant?

 

or is it passe now to use granite? =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 2/17/2012 at 3:38 AM, jules said:

rock hard

 

LOL yeah granite should be rock hard.

 

hey that brings me to a question... .Does "The Thing" from the fantastic four always have a boner? =/

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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