luke viia Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 On 9/13/2016 at 11:51 PM, hello spiral said: TIL watmm are big bunch of squeamish girls (learned=confirmed) p much just remember: in a man vs bug battle to the death, you have the upper hand. The only hand, really. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481171 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 (edited) met this bastards in the woods today, well not bastard it was a whole flock of them and they were setting up webs of death between the trees. my gf got one on her face and we fled, covered in sticky silk the strength of cheese strings after a cursory google turns out it's as neurotoxic as a black widow, less strength, but will put you in terrifying pain for 24hrs tldr fuck japan Edited September 14, 2016 by fenton Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide fenton's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkWwIShuoX4 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 (edited) ^ what species is that? edit: eww I think I found them. Joro spiders. =/ Edited September 14, 2016 by StephenG Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 I think I saw some heinous fucker like that in Hong Kong. I ran screaming into the night, so idk if I am remembering correctly. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 On 9/14/2016 at 9:07 PM, StephenG said: ^ what species is that? edit: eww I think I found them. Joro spiders. =/ Golden orb weavers are the only species I've seen that look like that. I feel like the Australians of watmm are laughing at us. They are comfortable with spiders bigger than your hand, but still not comfortable with black peoples. What a world ;) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Audioblysk's signature Hide all signatures "You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD ##### | (.) (.) ] | < / | O / ----- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 it's a nephila clavata, Stephan was right, and a species of golden orb weaver Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide fenton's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkWwIShuoX4 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 Not that we get anything other than show spiders in the UK, but they do all get rid of moths and flys which are fucking annoying, so they're friends in my book. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 I like most spiders over here that live outside, not the kind that live in my house, giant house spiders completely gross me out and I have to kill them on sight. I find wee jumping spiders pretty cute, and like garden spiders too - they've got cool patterns on them. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 I remember bees, wasps, hornets, yellow jackets, etc scared me more than spiders when I was a kid. Spiders are slow and mainly like to hang out in one spot, while anything that flies and stings can attack you whenever they want. But I think all of these critters are more territorial than they are predatory towards humans.(probably should've started a separate insects/arachnids thread, but that'd be redundant at this point) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 (edited) idgaf about any bugs tbh. We get wasps flying in my flat all time from the roof (attic flat). I smack them back out the window with my hand. On 9/14/2016 at 3:15 PM, Danny O Flannagin said: Spiders got nothing on roaches. Had a roommate who made me kill every single one of them she found. Hehe my work is crawling with roaches, they all go running and zigzagging in your wake when you walk to the toilet. The ones in the office, I stick post-it notes to their backs for lols. Edited September 14, 2016 by hello spiral Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 Stupid spider world problems. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481239 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 On 9/12/2016 at 12:39 AM, cwmbrancity said: a dog would never do that ;) it might puke on your bed, lick most of it up, so you dont clock the ming for a few mins until you're nice & comfortable.... Totally not true. Had a dog once shit all over the bed while we were out for a couple of hours. Stupid fucking creature had eaten something out of the trash and gotten diarrhea. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481280 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 /shudders ... "i'm just taking mittens out to the wood shed babe." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 On 9/14/2016 at 8:56 PM, fenton said: met this bastards in the woods today, well not bastard it was a whole flock of them and they were setting up webs of death between the trees. my gf got one on her face and we fled, covered in sticky silk the strength of cheese strings after a cursory google turns out it's as neurotoxic as a black widow, less strength, but will put you in terrifying pain for 24hrs tldr fuck japan omf I saw one of those last time I was in Japan too. I wasn't even in the woods, I was walking down the sidewalk on a fairly busy day. Somehow nobody saw this fucking monster floating up there. (shudder) On 9/14/2016 at 10:19 PM, Audioblysk said: I feel like the Australians of watmm are laughing at us. They are comfortable with spiders bigger than your hand, but still not comfortable with black peoples. What a world;) lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481303 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 I'm struggling with street epistemology and philosophy in general. I don't know what is up and what is down anymore. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 On 9/14/2016 at 2:05 AM, Braintree said: Lately I've been sleeping like 5 hours a night. Been trying to ride my bike more often, but it doesn't do much to tire me out enough to get a good night's rest for me sleep quality is a function of a few controllable variables: 1) energy expenditure - working out to some extent throughout the day including a session of stretching 2) light exposure - turning off lights around the house at least an hour before bed. Limiting or blocking exposure to pc's or phones by turning them off or wearing tinted glasses while I wind down. 3) how recently I've eaten - can't sleep if I'm hungry but apparently you dont want to eat after 10pm and cutting off food by 7-8 is best. 4) supplementation - I take melatonin and magnesium and it helps a lot. other things like nighty night tea help too. Epsom salt baths close to bed time help a lot. 5) mental state - I use headspace to do a 10 minute meditation session and it calms me down a great deal. 6) not drinking alcohol Anyway, if I pay attention to those things sleeping is pretty easy for me. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 So apparently I suffer from psoriasis...? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481336 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perezvon Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Got stuck for ~40min in the cold room at work. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Perezvon's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 How cold is the cold room? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide auxien's signature Hide all signatures / b c / m a s t o d o n / b l o t / Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perezvon Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Something like 3°C, so not freezing fortunately. Probably would have died otherwise lol. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Perezvon's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 On 9/15/2016 at 5:46 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said: On 9/14/2016 at 2:05 AM, Braintree said: Lately I've been sleeping like 5 hours a night. Been trying to ride my bike more often, but it doesn't do much to tire me out enough to get a good night's rest for me sleep quality is a function of a few controllable variables: 1) energy expenditure - working out to some extent throughout the day including a session of stretching 2) light exposure - turning off lights around the house at least an hour before bed. Limiting or blocking exposure to pc's or phones by turning them off or wearing tinted glasses while I wind down. 3) how recently I've eaten - can't sleep if I'm hungry but apparently you dont want to eat after 10pm and cutting off food by 7-8 is best. 4) supplementation - I take melatonin and magnesium and it helps a lot. other things like nighty night tea help too. Epsom salt baths close to bed time help a lot. 5) mental state - I use headspace to do a 10 minute meditation session and it calms me down a great deal. 6) not drinking alcohol Anyway, if I pay attention to those things sleeping is pretty easy for me. Thanks for the tips. I already do most of those, though. It's mostly stress that's keeping me up. I get the feeling things will subside in the next month and a half, hopefully. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 The I'd highly suggest doing the 10 min of headspace. It really winds me down. Throwing on some good ambient during is nice as well. I forgot to mention that making sure your sleeping environment is as dark as possible is also a good move for uninterrupted sleep Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Yeah, I throw a towel over my receiver and play tibetan singing bowls. I often restart it after waking up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0BYnSsVnNs Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echolalia Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Deciding which space ship moving through space sound is better - Nostromo, Enterprise or Babylon 5. Decisions decisions. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/650/#findComment-2481555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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