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I'm tired cos I stayed up til 4am running around in Hell shooting up monsters on quad damage like it was '93. I'm such a grownup.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

you'll just have to make sesso with them then.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 9/19/2016 at 2:28 AM, doublename said:

There are a lot more fat old people than sessy bikini women in Hawaii atm.

Which part? I remember Waikiki beach in Honolulu being crowded and smelling like a sewer. Maybe you're on a different island tho.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 9/19/2016 at 4:09 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 9/19/2016 at 2:28 AM, doublename said:

There are a lot more fat old people than sessy bikini women in Hawaii atm.

Which part? I remember Waikiki beach in Honolulu being crowded and smelling like a sewer. Maybe you're on a different island tho.

That's where I am too. There are apparently 12000 people in town for an insurance industry conference though.

Well that was nine years ago I was last there. But I reckon it hasn't changed that much.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Crisis averted, sessy women located and awkwardly mumbled at.

Edited by doublename

Got a ticket in SoCal yesterday for not having current registration for my car. It's my own fault, whatever, but the ticket says I have to appear in court near Anaheim. I live in NorCal. Goddamnit.

  On 9/21/2016 at 10:21 PM, Braintree said:

Got a ticket in SoCal yesterday for not having current registration for my car. It's my own fault, whatever, but the ticket says I have to appear in court near Anaheim. I live in NorCal. Goddamnit.

 

I think you can just pay the fine online. You need to appear if you want to contest it

  On 9/21/2016 at 10:35 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 9/21/2016 at 10:21 PM, Braintree said:

Got a ticket in SoCal yesterday for not having current registration for my car. It's my own fault, whatever, but the ticket says I have to appear in court near Anaheim. I live in NorCal. Goddamnit.

 

I think you can just pay the fine online. You need to appear if you want to contest it

 

 

 

There is no fine on the ticket. It just says that I have to be at a certain place in November...

I have a few projects around the house I'm too lazy to do.

 

One requires me moving a bunch of stuff out of the basement and punching a few holes in some walls. Need to re-setup a little medical (legal) grow because recreational budz out here are spendy. The other one is re-doing the wood floor in my dining room.

 

Both are big undertakings and after my 50 hour work weeks I just don't want to spend time on it when I can finally be a sloth in my own domicile. 

 

Also, I want to get a cat, but my lease doesn't allow it. I miss having cats. 

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 9/22/2016 at 12:58 AM, Audioblysk said:

I have a few projects around the house I'm too lazy to do.

 

One requires me moving a bunch of stuff out of the basement and punching a few holes in some walls. Need to re-setup a little medical (legal) grow because recreational budz out here are spendy. The other one is re-doing the wood floor in my dining room.

 

Both are big undertakings and after my 50 hour work weeks I just don't want to spend time on it when I can finally be a sloth in my own domicile. 

 

Also, I want to get a cat, but my lease doesn't allow it. I miss having cats. 

 

if you're leasing shouldn't your landlord pay for the wood in your floor to be redone? or you work something out?

 

come down to portland.. the legal weedz are cheaper.. but i guess factoring in your gas money/time kinda evens it all out. 

 

legal grow ftw! my girlfriend's hippie parents have legally grown for years thanks to medical cards and they share with people too poor to buy for medical use. their motto is 'never for profit' plus i think that's the law down here.. can't grow your own for 'personal use' then turn around and sell it.. 

 

i find that i have to pile up the projects then just get them all done in one lump of time span with proper amount of coffee and music in the headphones. i have several waiting to commence.. i'm almost ready to install the replacement (shipped to me free under warranty) repair of the top part of the storm door on the entry way door that, god dammit, pulled apart at the corners and where the fancy retractable screen curls up into the top via some kind of engineering magic from Pella. 

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  On 9/22/2016 at 1:52 AM, ignatius said:

 

  On 9/22/2016 at 12:58 AM, Audioblysk said:

I have a few projects around the house I'm too lazy to do.

 

One requires me moving a bunch of stuff out of the basement and punching a few holes in some walls. Need to re-setup a little medical (legal) grow because recreational budz out here are spendy. The other one is re-doing the wood floor in my dining room.

 

Both are big undertakings and after my 50 hour work weeks I just don't want to spend time on it when I can finally be a sloth in my own domicile. 

 

Also, I want to get a cat, but my lease doesn't allow it. I miss having cats. 

 

if you're leasing shouldn't your landlord pay for the wood in your floor to be redone? or you work something out?

 

come down to portland.. the legal weedz are cheaper.. but i guess factoring in your gas money/time kinda evens it all out. 

 

legal grow ftw! my girlfriend's hippie parents have legally grown for years thanks to medical cards and they share with people too poor to buy for medical use. their motto is 'never for profit' plus i think that's the law down here.. can't grow your own for 'personal use' then turn around and sell it.. 

 

i find that i have to pile up the projects then just get them all done in one lump of time span with proper amount of coffee and music in the headphones. i have several waiting to commence.. i'm almost ready to install the replacement (shipped to me free under warranty) repair of the top part of the storm door on the entry way door that, god dammit, pulled apart at the corners and where the fancy retractable screen curls up into the top via some kind of engineering magic from Pella. 

 

 

My landlord and I have a weird understanding. He's greatly discounting my rent to compensate for when I decide to do the work and he's paying for materials. 

 

He also doesn't care about the little grow. This is pretty much just for myself and  few close friends/family. I would rather just pay for electricity and have it for pennies than pay for weirdos to grow my state-sanctioned and taxed cannabis. 

 

I think the solution is to take a 3-day weekend and not work so much then pretty much force myself to get this shit done. 

Edited by Audioblysk

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 9/22/2016 at 2:48 AM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 9/22/2016 at 1:52 AM, ignatius said:

 

  On 9/22/2016 at 12:58 AM, Audioblysk said:

I have a few projects around the house I'm too lazy to do.

 

One requires me moving a bunch of stuff out of the basement and punching a few holes in some walls. Need to re-setup a little medical (legal) grow because recreational budz out here are spendy. The other one is re-doing the wood floor in my dining room.

 

Both are big undertakings and after my 50 hour work weeks I just don't want to spend time on it when I can finally be a sloth in my own domicile. 

 

Also, I want to get a cat, but my lease doesn't allow it. I miss having cats. 

 

if you're leasing shouldn't your landlord pay for the wood in your floor to be redone? or you work something out?

 

come down to portland.. the legal weedz are cheaper.. but i guess factoring in your gas money/time kinda evens it all out. 

 

legal grow ftw! my girlfriend's hippie parents have legally grown for years thanks to medical cards and they share with people too poor to buy for medical use. their motto is 'never for profit' plus i think that's the law down here.. can't grow your own for 'personal use' then turn around and sell it.. 

 

i find that i have to pile up the projects then just get them all done in one lump of time span with proper amount of coffee and music in the headphones. i have several waiting to commence.. i'm almost ready to install the replacement (shipped to me free under warranty) repair of the top part of the storm door on the entry way door that, god dammit, pulled apart at the corners and where the fancy retractable screen curls up into the top via some kind of engineering magic from Pella. 

 

 

My landlord and I have a weird understanding. He's greatly discounting my rent to compensate for when I decide to do the work and he's paying for materials. 

 

He also doesn't care about the little grow. This is pretty much just for myself and  few close friends/family. I would rather just pay for electricity and have it for pennies than pay for weirdos to grow my state-sanctioned and taxed cannabis. 

 

I think the solution is to take a 3-day weekend and not work so much then pretty much force myself to get this shit done. 

 

 

nice situation w/the landlord. 

 

i don't smoke weed but last year i grew 4 plants because it was legal. they turned out pretty well. my GF's dad harvested them and dried etc and put it in jars for her.  if you look around you can find a good strain to grow.. clones. 

 

a goodnight's sleep and strong coffee got me through man-chores a while back.. i'm already working this scenario into my near future "1st world problems to overcome" scenario. 

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  On 9/21/2016 at 10:41 PM, Braintree said:

 

  On 9/21/2016 at 10:35 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 9/21/2016 at 10:21 PM, Braintree said:

Got a ticket in SoCal yesterday for not having current registration for my car. It's my own fault, whatever, but the ticket says I have to appear in court near Anaheim. I live in NorCal. Goddamnit.

 

I think you can just pay the fine online. You need to appear if you want to contest it

 

 

 

There is no fine on the ticket. It just says that I have to be at a certain place in November...

 

 

 

Fucking hell. This is getting more ridiculous. The phone number on the ticket leads to an info service that will not connect to a person. They've done a fantastic job of fucking over out of towners. I don't care if I have to pay the ticket, I just don't want to have to travel back to fucking OC to do it!  :catsob:  :catnope:  :catrage:  :catcry:

 

 

edit: Apparently, what I have to do is contest the ticket and request a trial by written declaration. Their website is a giant mess and it's not explained well on the ticket itself. Anyway, I hope this works...

Edited by Braintree

sounds Kafkaesque.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Dipshits who come in to work within the last five minutes of the work day

Edited by ambermonk

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

I need to poop but Thor is asleep on my lap.

 

there's a first: a human pooping recklessly around their cat.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 9/23/2016 at 2:01 PM, doublename said:

The mussulman shop round the corner has received a suspiciously large shipment of "Gatorade".

reported

just returned from holiday with the girlfriend, we were in Italy and then at her parents' place. First world problem is that they literally threw green bills at us to go shopping because they're rich mofos and now I feel guilty. But got nice shoes and a coat. But feel guilty.

  On 9/23/2016 at 12:56 AM, Braintree said:

 

  On 9/21/2016 at 10:41 PM, Braintree said:

 

  On 9/21/2016 at 10:35 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 9/21/2016 at 10:21 PM, Braintree said:

Got a ticket in SoCal yesterday for not having current registration for my car. It's my own fault, whatever, but the ticket says I have to appear in court near Anaheim. I live in NorCal. Goddamnit.

 

I think you can just pay the fine online. You need to appear if you want to contest it

 

 

 

There is no fine on the ticket. It just says that I have to be at a certain place in November...

 

 

 

Fucking hell. This is getting more ridiculous. The phone number on the ticket leads to an info service that will not connect to a person. They've done a fantastic job of fucking over out of towners. I don't care if I have to pay the ticket, I just don't want to have to travel back to fucking OC to do it!  :catsob:  :catnope:  :catrage:  :catcry:

 

 

edit: Apparently, what I have to do is contest the ticket and request a trial by written declaration. Their website is a giant mess and it's not explained well on the ticket itself. Anyway, I hope this works...

 

 

Try calling the courthouse or the DMV

spent half the day trying to get HEVC working nicely in Premiere Pro to no avail.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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