stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 10/5/2016 at 2:03 AM, Braintree said:

Sounds like a first world success to me.

i'm so proud

Sweet Jesus I almost got seriously injured at work. Some (professional) assholes loaded a box truck with incredibly heavy fiberglass windows and didn't strap them down, so as I herfed them outta there the entire pile crashed and I just barely hopped out of the way. That woulda broke my damn legs! Fuckers.

I'm really sick of the internet but I won't stop going on it. I think this is called addiction.

  On 10/5/2016 at 8:14 PM, luke viia said:

Sweet Jesus I almost got seriously injured at work. Some (professional) assholes loaded a box truck with incredibly heavy fiberglass windows and didn't strap them down, so as I herfed them outta there the entire pile crashed and I just barely hopped out of the way. That woulda broke my damn legs! Fuckers.

^ glad you dodged that bullet man!

  On 10/4/2016 at 3:17 PM, WeAreOceans said:

 

  On 10/3/2016 at 10:49 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

if you've got a property out of the city and you're a smoker then you'd be stupid not to have a few plants. nothing beats homegrown, plus no $$ for criminal gangs so it's a pretty good approach. in the city it can be pretty cramped, hard to get the privacy needed to grow. in terms of the police attitude towards weed they're pretty shitty, mainly just treating it as a way to fine people. they frequently have sniffer dogs at train stations (sometimes even on buses). they actually have a ridiculously low success rate, a lot of people apparently smell like weed but don't have anything on them. anyway it's bullshit and only happens in sydney as far as i can tell. 

 

oh yeah they've also started to bring the sniffer dogs into pubs so you might be having a beer with your mates and there's a chance one of you will have to deal with being searched for the cops for 5-10 mins over some bullshit. a fun night out for all.

 

What the fuck? How wide-spread is weed use there? I couldn't imagine enjoying a pint and having sniffer dog units barge in, here in the UK, and the country smokes a shit ton of it.

 

Yeah this is draconian, what the hell

another girl i liked from high school got married. i know it's not good to live in the past but it's just my way.

One of my favorite metal bands (Revocation) is playing essentially a free show at a local brewery (Surly) next Saturday... but, it's my wife's birthday and there's no way in hell I'm talking her into being up for that.

divorce

Public places are turning on their heat even though it's still fucking hot out.

  On 10/6/2016 at 6:03 AM, sweepstakes said:

I'm really sick of the internet but I won't stop going on it. I think this is called addiction.

schoolwork.

Have a question I'm too dumb to figure out. 

Just drove over a pheasant, it ran out and I felt it go under the wheel, oh man. 

on the bright side tho free dinner for tonight

I'm a vegetarian, hopefully someone will find the poor bugger who fancies a bit though. I would hate this to have been for nothing.

FWP:

I'm "blue"

I'm in need of a guy

I'm in NEED of a guy

Caught some new cold/flu bullshit just as I was getting over one. I guess it's a good thing I requested this week off. I was hoping to do something fun, or at least leave the house for more than 10 minutes, but it looks like I'll be on the couch watching Netflix on OTC drugs for the 3rd day in a row. Oh, well, it's only slightly above freezing outside anyway. 

  On 10/11/2016 at 6:24 PM, sweepstakes said:

Caught some new cold/flu bullshit just as I was getting over one. I guess it's a good thing I requested this week off. I was hoping to do something fun, or at least leave the house for more than 10 minutes, but it looks like I'll be on the couch watching Netflix on OTC drugs for the 3rd day in a row. Oh, well, it's only slightly above freezing outside anyway. 

gingko biloba - 3x a day

garlic extract - 3x a day

grapefruit seed extract - 10 drops 3x a day in water

vitamin c - 2 grams per day

vitamin d - 4,000 IU per day

Kombucha - 1-3 times per day

You'll be better in like 3 days. 

I just stopped a cold from completely coming on with this remedy.

Sounds good. I have been wolfing down vitamin C and eating shit tons of garlic so I'm probably half way there.

That's funny, whenever I get a flu, which is rarely, I usually do absolutely nothing about it and that also works to get rid of it in like three days.

Parents are separating. Not really any problem emotionally--I'm 32, who cares? They should have split up years ago--but as both parents are incapable of doing anything, I am expecting an extended period of awkward arrangements and dragged feet in just getting the whole thing over with. It's going to be messy.

  On 10/11/2016 at 7:34 PM, caze said:

That's funny, whenever I get a flu, which is rarely, I usually do absolutely nothing about it and that also works to get rid of it in like three days.

I found out recently that other people go to the doctor / hospital when they get the flu. Really? I just carried tissues in my pocket and blew my nose.

  On 10/11/2016 at 7:36 PM, Bechuga said:

Parents are separating. Not really any problem emotionally--I'm 32, who cares? They should have split up years ago--but as both parents are incapable of doing anything, I am expecting an extended period of awkward arrangements and dragged feet in just getting the whole thing over with. It's going to be messy.

  On 10/11/2016 at 7:34 PM, caze said:

That's funny, whenever I get a flu, which is rarely, I usually do absolutely nothing about it and that also works to get rid of it in like three days.

I found out recently that other people go to the doctor / hospital when they get the flu. Really? I just carried tissues in my pocket and blew my nose.

sounds like you didnt actually have the flu then, which can mean days of a fever so high that you have nightmarish hallucinations. the flu is not just sniffles and a sore throat.

  On 10/11/2016 at 7:34 PM, caze said:

That's funny, whenever I get a flu, which is rarely, I usually do absolutely nothing about it and that also works to get rid of it in like three days.

that's the very baseline of the average for most people and symptoms persist for up to two weeks a lot of the time. You must be particularly resilient. 

there is food in the room behind me

i can not fetch any cos of stoned

sosostoooooooooooooooooooned

its pro-chef made n everyfin

but maybe in 15mins as an arbitrary possibly wrong guess

plus the sniffle thing, lurgy season doe innit

re: the peasant

once upon a time i was in a local house for illicit purchases & a friend of the bloke i was there for was already holding fort in the kitchen.

these 2 had been out previously that day with their staffordshre bull terrier army, flushing out rabbits in a field & letting their dogs rip em up

"......yeah and when Sally cracked that one cunt's head to pieces i got a rrrrrraaaaaaging lob-on"

lob-on is colloquial for an erection

yeah, then they wanted a baccy-hash bong session, complete with staffies n psychos n boners n strange atmospheres, sorry, local customs & some folks dont get out too often

  On 10/11/2016 at 7:34 PM, caze said:

That's funny, whenever I get a flu, which is rarely, I usually do absolutely nothing about it and that also works to get rid of it in like three days.

lol I was just gonna post exactly this.