stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Personally I prescribe wallowing in lots and lots of Bill Callahan/Smog,'works' for me anyway.

I've got just the one for you:

there was just a show on tv, michael jackson's halloween special. only caught the last couple minutes but a show about kids mixed with wacko jacko, i dunno guys...

  On 10/28/2017 at 6:01 AM, yek said:

there was just a show on tv, michael jackson's halloween special. only caught the last couple minutes but a show about kids mixed with wacko jacko, i dunno guys...

haha

Slept for 12 hours, and apparently that gives me a raging headache.

lots of new gender identities on watmm, but no aphexual option? feeling pretty marginalized right now

I'm definitely Autechual.

  On 10/27/2017 at 10:59 PM, hello spiral said:

Dang dudes. Sorry to hear it, very shitty.

I had a 6 year one end in June and I went straight into that one from a 5 year one previously so it's weird being single again.

 

Only difference is I kept the cat

Dude, that means you won the relationship. 

Give yourself a pat cat on the back...

YE

i'm going to drink to the pets tonight. 

  On 10/28/2017 at 11:19 PM, hello spiral said:

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What the shit??  Your cat's like an exact hybrid of the cat I gave up mixed with the family cat that died shortly prior to that!  I want it.  Guess i too will be drinking to the pets tonight.

Yeah iirc they both have the same toilet training dysfunction

  On 10/28/2017 at 11:19 PM, hello spiral said:

 

 

korg

  On 10/29/2017 at 1:51 AM, hello spiral said:

Yeah iirc they both have the same toilet training dysfunction

Ahahaha so that's your cat!  Seriously uncanny then.  It's got the patterning of my dead family cat and the puffiness/spooky eyes/potty problems of my relinquished-custody cat.  I also saw that someone just put up a lost cat poster for one that has the same patterning as yours, on the way to the liquor store.

*drinking commences*

Have come down with acute nasopharyngitis so have to miss Braintree's iddems night :(

I have discovered that I have a twitter account, but for the life of me I cannot figure out how to view replies.  My instinct is to click the speech bubble with the number of replies noted after it, but this only gives me the option to add another reply.  This could not be more counterintuitive and stupid.  Everything is drunk and hate.

don't do twitter, twitter is for twits. werd.

Twitter makes you bitter

Taking care of my parents' dogs. I love dogs, but one of them is so god damn old that she can barely stand up, she can't see, and she can't hear - also she smells like pee.

Be happy that's not a description of your parents just yet.

  On 10/29/2017 at 7:28 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I have discovered that I have a twitter account, but for the life of me I cannot figure out how to view replies.  My instinct is to click the speech bubble with the number of replies noted after it, but this only gives me the option to add another reply.  This could not be more counterintuitive and stupid.  Everything is drunk and hate.

  On 10/29/2017 at 1:44 PM, MDM Chaos said:

don't do twitter, twitter is for twits. werd.

  On 10/29/2017 at 1:56 PM, Bechuga said:

Twitter makes you bitter

Yeah I signed up in early 2009 but almost never used it, except when I found out that a bunch of accounts got hacked 3 or 4 years ago and had to change my password. And yet a certain world leader is always stealing news headlines with it...

Even Facebook is becoming static noise for me. Just being bombarded with constant feeds from various pages (only a fraction from actual FB friends)...it's getting harder to focus on any one thing anymore. It's no longer the social networking MySpace replacement I opted for back in February 2008.

god damn when it rains it pours!  bills.   property tax increase, hospital bill (even though i went to a hospital that is owned by the company i get insurance from! i guess they feel like they can double dip. why give me a good rate? they can take my money coming and going. had some procedure at a different hospital 2 days earlier and the bill was more than $1600 cheaper) and now the main water line into my house is ruptured and leaking into the basement so i turned the water off at the street. 

and of course this has to happen when my ex is on her way here w/her family in a moving truck to pick up all her crap. so, i no toilets or water etc.. fun. i need to take a dump using the last of the water that's in the toilet tank then i'm getting the fuck out and 'running errands' for a couple hours all so i can come home to a house wher ei gotta do some kind of water routine just to take a shit. 

i'm most concerned about taking shits. what good is a house if ya can't take a dump in your own bathroom? 

and i'm hung over and didn't sleep well. 

and in 1994 i went to mardi gras. drove from florida w/some friends.. on the way there passing through all kinds of "WTF is this shit this is a town?" type places in florida we stopped to get gas and in the gas station there were a bunch of trucker hats w/various stupid things on them and the one i should've bought and regret not buying to this day say in all caps.. "SHIT ON IT"  on the front.. it was perfect and expresses my main thoughts just now about life and i wish i could wear that hat. 

  On 10/29/2017 at 4:55 PM, Gocab said:

Be happy that's not a description of your parents just yet.

Damn, son.

In a pathetic attempt to maintain my beard my shaky hands accidentally sheared off a sizeable chunk of hair at the side of my moustache, making it gimpy enough to resemble something out of the bad taxidermy thread.  So I had no alternative but to shave the whole damn thing off. My IDM quotient has been reduced substantially.

  On 10/31/2017 at 4:10 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

In a pathetic attempt to maintain my beard my shaky hands accidentally sheared off a sizeable chunk of hair at the side of my moustache, making it gimpy enough to resemble something out of the bad taxidermy thread.  So I had no alternative but to shave the whole damn thing off. My IDM quotient has been reduced substantially.

ive started going to the turkish barbers for a hot shave instead of doing my scalp and beard myself. looks so much better. takes them 50 minutes to trim your beard and shave your head, its crazy. 

although for ten minutes of that you are just sitting there getting a blast of steam to the face. 

i write a lot of online listings for various stock at my shop, and as a joke, i knicked a whole bit from Futurama for the description on a certain piece (with no indications that it was lifted from somewhere else, just thought it would be a funny easter egg for some of our customers)... and unawares that i was plagiarizing, a newspaper quoted the whole thing! thanks for the publicity, assholes