stupid first world problems you're dealing with

lol, what was the bit?

fwp; really wanted to do something productive with my day off today, browsed watmm, drank beer and watched tv shows instead. 

the ambitious megalomaniac Russian art project thing I was working for is faltering, so I had a job and now I don’t - meh!

I bought the new Super Mario game today but it does not make me happy.

I ordered the iPhone X but gotta wait 5-6 weeks.

We resurrected a party member in my D&D group a few weeks ago. Last week, we were in a tower that collapsed. I was the only one to survive plus the same guy that was resurrected. Now, I basically have to resurrect the three of them myself because this other guy is fucking useless. Huzzah.

Bad things happened to a family member last week and I am glum for them and also glum in general

Doesn't help that I'm listening to shit like this often

bought some ice cream and i can't stop eating it. 

i'm going away fro the weekend and have to leave me rabiit on her own for two days. i don't like to do this. 

  On 11/4/2017 at 1:45 AM, ignatius said:

bought some ice cream and i can't stop eating it. 

it's alright, that's what it's for.

sorry

Green candies are awful; something about the ersatz approximation of green apple or lime is always not only disappointing, but disgusting. Red candy is quite the opposite.

I have all these skittles packages from Halloween and they seem to be 50% green FFS!

I love fake lime candy.

But I hate fake lime beverages.

But I love real lime in beverages.

DId someone order a lime and cream cheese pizza?

FWP: my phone keeps giving me updates about Harvey Weinstein sexually abusing women at least once every two days.  I'm not sure why it's decided that's the only thing I need to know out of all the things going on in the world.

*to clarify, I'm getting updated about once every two days... although Harvey Weinstein has been sexually abusing women at least once every two days for a few decades now too, from the sound of things.

the iPhone X I ordered is still one month away it is killing me. Ugh!

I really fucking like this girl I met 3 days ago but I'm finding her kinda difficult to read.

Also she doesn't really drink so I can't rely on the Traditional British Method of both getting shitfaced then lunging at her.

nice, please update us when you get access to the holes.

have you checked her testosterone levels

  On 11/7/2017 at 5:26 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

DId someone order a lime and cream cheese pizza?

 

Nope. Nobody did.

  On 11/7/2017 at 11:35 AM, hello spiral said:

Also she doesn't really drink so I can't rely on the Traditional British Method of both getting shitfaced then lunging at her.

The old Cosby method?

That's the new Cosby method. The old one involves Texas Instruments kakookachoos and Jello pudding you see.

Spiral. Do it the Pacific NW American way and consume every known legal and illegal euphoriant in the span of 16 hours. Either she will break, or you both will make love like an Alex Grey poster. 

Brit way does seem a bit more simple innit. Assuming its all gravy and consensual that is. 

  On 11/7/2017 at 5:46 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 11/7/2017 at 11:35 AM, hello spiral said:

Also she doesn't really drink so I can't rely on the Traditional British Method of both getting shitfaced then lunging at her.

 

The old Cosby method?

 

In America we refer to it as 'giving her a hot Cosby'

The youth have taken off with this colloquialism.

  On 11/7/2017 at 8:29 PM, Audioblysk said:

Spiral. Do it the Pacific NW American way and consume every known legal and illegal euphoriant in the span of 16 hours. Either she will break, or you both will make love like an Alex Grey poster. 

 

Brit way does seem a bit more simple innit. Assuming its all gravy and consensual that is. 

 

  On 11/7/2017 at 5:46 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 11/7/2017 at 11:35 AM, hello spiral said:

Also she doesn't really drink so I can't rely on the Traditional British Method of both getting shitfaced then lunging at her.

 

The old Cosby method?

 

 

In America we refer to it as 'giving her a hot Cosby'

 

The youth have taken off with this colloquialism.

then what is a "Cold Weinstein", making her watch you jack off in the shower?

That's a Tepid CK.

I smacked my middle finger on my lap top quite hard as I was getting up, and now a little purple ball is swelling up there, loony toons style.  I find it quite disturbing.  Please no balls appearing under the skin ffs. 

Also this is the second time this week I went looking for the vomit emoticon only to find it doesn't exist here.

Rain got on my Cactus collection for 2 of the last 4 days. I usually let them dry for 10 days before watering. Ran out to put a tarp over 'em just now and am soaked. Worth it if I prevented rot.

just realised that i've been spending about 70 dollars a month on mcdonalds because i've been going there for dinner before work. 

gonna have to cut that out, i'm not that well off i;d rather save that money.

i mean i can't afford pizza with pineapple on it or pineapple with pizza on it...

back to sandwiches