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  On 6/19/2018 at 7:20 AM, ambermonk said:

Maybe just need to cut back on beer and greasy foods. Damn bqbqbqbbq season.

 

 

of course you do.  what beer do you drink? a pint of any decent beer is gonna be between 100-200 calories.. so.. drink 3 or 4 of those and whatever calorie battle you're waging is not gonna go in your favor unless you ride/run/walk a lot every day. 

 

i lost 10 pounds cycling doing 5-20 miles a day for a while w/o dieting but i was pushing 230 which is as fat as i'd ver been. so shaking that off and the first 10 pounds dropped fast but i didn't lose another pound until i started paying attention to the calories. once i did that i lost 20 more pounds reasonably fast. 

 

sites like this work.. 

 

https://www.myfitnesspal.com

 

they have an app too. 

 

you fill in some details about your weight and how much you want to lose and how fast nad it tells you how many calories to eat every day. it also calculates exercise. so if you go walk for an hour and put that in there it goes in the negative for you. 

 

but it's helpful to use one of those kinda things for a few months so you see where your calories are coming from.

 

if you just cut out greasy late night foods, sugars, bad carbs.. you'll lose weight. 

 

but the fatter you are the faster you lose it. if you're just trying to lose 20 pounds it's harder to do.  but if you're trying to lose 100 pounds you can drop the first 30 pounds in a month easy if you diet and get some kind of regular exercise. 

 

also, it's first in last out w/weight loss. it's the weight you gained first that is the last to leave. so, you lose it from your face, arms etc before it really disappears from the gut and love handles. 

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i had a nap with my arm on the end of my macbook charger, it woke me up because my arm got really hot and now i feel weird. 

I hate my fucking roommates but I have no moneys to just move away. 100% done with shared flat kind of stuff. We actually kicked out the one guy - Italian - he is truly unbearable, but it’s like a soft kick out and I have to deal with him another 2 weeks.

 

The other guy is a boring techno DJ. Like the screensaver equivalent of electronic music. Just slow, boring, agreeable techno, yep he is the slow boring techno man 24/7, I get home and the dreadful thump thump thump going to thump.

 

Starting a new job, but it’s goin to be at least like 3 months realistically until I have enough moneys to seriously look for a new place.

  On 6/19/2018 at 9:47 PM, phling said:

I hate my fucking roommates but I have no moneys to just move away. 100% done with shared flat kind of stuff. We actually kicked out the one guy - Italian - he is truly unbearable, but it’s like a soft kick out and I have to deal with him another 2 weeks.

 

The other guy is a boring techno DJ. Like the screensaver equivalent of electronic music. Just slow, boring, agreeable techno, yep he is the slow boring techno man 24/7, I get home and the dreadful thump thump thump going to thump.

 

Starting a new job, but it’s goin to be at least like 3 months realistically until I have enough moneys to seriously look for a new place.

Damn, sorry to hear that. I don't miss having roommates TBH.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 6/19/2018 at 7:33 PM, messiaen said:

i had a nap with my arm on the end of my macbook charger, it woke me up because my arm got really hot and now i feel weird. 

 

 

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prepare to turn into a MacBook.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 6/20/2018 at 1:37 AM, usagi said:

prepare to turn into a MacBook.

 

 

receive new set of instructions

 

1. tuck back the benis. 

2. ________________

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On a third day of fever after a yellow fever shot. Or actually my body temperature keeps going up and down. When it goes up I start feeling cold and when it suddenly plummets I get super sweaty.. Still better than catching the actual disease I guess.

electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall
"cacas in igne, heus"  - Emperor Nero, AD 64

  On 6/20/2018 at 9:21 AM, mokz said:

On a third day of fever after a yellow fever shot. Or actually my body temperature keeps going up and down. When it goes up I start feeling cold and when it suddenly plummets I get super sweaty.. Still better than catching the actual disease I guess.

 

 

shit. that's a weird feeling.  stay hydrated and stuff. 

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  On 6/19/2018 at 9:47 PM, phling said:

I hate my fucking roommates but I have no moneys to just move away. 100% done with shared flat kind of stuff. We actually kicked out the one guy - Italian - he is truly unbearable, but it’s like a soft kick out and I have to deal with him another 2 weeks.

 

The other guy is a boring techno DJ. Like the screensaver equivalent of electronic music. Just slow, boring, agreeable techno, yep he is the slow boring techno man 24/7, I get home and the dreadful thump thump thump going to thump.

 

Starting a new job, but it’s goin to be at least like 3 months realistically until I have enough moneys to seriously look for a new place.

I feel you with the roommate shit. I often spot one of mine in the living room, which he occupies 90% of the time, eating chicken wings while wearing purple nitrile gloves. I fantasize about getting ready to leave for work and seeing him choke on one, and instead of helping, just going to work and letting god sort it out.

i'm indiffffferent to the thai take out i had tonight. usually a solid place to order from but tonight it was all mediocre. 

 

my guts still hurt form surgery. when i rollover at night it hurts and wakes me up. 

 

anxiety is dumb. 

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The menu I was ordering from specified "with peanut sauce" next to the salad roll option.  But in the appetizer sampler there was no mention of it, so I ordered a side of peanut sauce.  When the server brought it out for me MUCH TO MY HORROR there were two containers of the peanut sauce, and one would have covered it just fine for my purposes.  Had I known it already came with one, I would have not ordered the other.  Must've cost me an extra dollar fifty.  Fucken bullshit, man.  That's one extra bus ride I'll never take.

  On 6/21/2018 at 5:51 AM, ignatius said:

i'm indiffffferent to the thai take out i had tonight. usually a solid place to order from but tonight it was all mediocre. 

I've never enjoyed a Thai curry, it's always either bland or off. I should probably try ordering from a Thai-only takeaway instead of a Chinese.

འ༔ ཨ༔ ཧ༔ ཤ༔ ས༔ མ༔

ཨོཾ་ཧ་ནུ་པྷ་ཤ་བྷ་ར་ཧེ་ཡེ་སྭཱ་ཧཱ།།

ཨཱོཾ་མ་ཏྲི་མུ་ཡེ་སལེ་འདུ།།

Haha. 

I took the extra peanut sauce to go, and now I have no idea where it is.  I know where it isn't, and that's my refrigerator.  So no more P sauce for me.

  On 6/23/2018 at 8:04 PM, Squee said:

My psoriasis is going fucking nuts, so no more pizza for this guy.

 

I have psoriasis too, never found a correlation between psoriasis and pizza though. I did find out it gets better when I go to the beach, get some sun and saltwater

^Sorry boss, I've gotta take a long weekend at the beach. For my health.

 

SFWP: I don't wanna post in the favorite album thread because a) I think I've already done that in another thread here from the past and b) I don't wanna show everyone how much of a lame-o I am  :cat:

 

(tho i'm quite sure everyone already knows...how lame I am)

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  On 6/23/2018 at 8:17 PM, span said:

 

  On 6/23/2018 at 8:04 PM, Squee said:

My psoriasis is going fucking nuts, so no more pizza for this guy.

I have psoriasis too, never found a correlation between psoriasis and pizza though. I did find out it gets better when I go to the beach, get some sun and saltwater

Yeah, I need to get out more. The thing is that all the stuff I like is very acidic and I need more base in my system. So tomatos and milk products are big no nos. So my dinner tonight consisted of brown rice, pomegranate, avocado, spinach, broccoli, shallots, chili mayo, and tuna.

  On 6/23/2018 at 8:32 PM, auxien said:

 

SFWP: I don't wanna post in the favorite album thread because a) I think I've already done that in another thread here from the past and b) I don't wanna show everyone how much of a lame-o I am  

 

I'm avoiding it because I know if I post a "favourite" I'll inevitably listen to it soon after and be disappointed.

Some house across the street is blasting some very shitty techno at 10 pm on a Sunday. This is not some fucking industrial zone, it’s full on residential.

Grrr crotchety old man mode on.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

It was probably someone on this very forum!

 

I'm not sure why that text ended up italicized, but it fits.  I'm also not sure why this text isn't also italicized since I never did anything to change the formatting back to normal...  spooky.

 

FWP watmm is haunted.

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If anyone on this forum was listening to shit like bass nectar in any way except ironically, they’d be getting banned.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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