stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Drank too much coffee today and started to feel sort of dizzy, giddy and hyperactive.

Now counterbalancing with a beer..

  On 7/4/2018 at 3:23 PM, Cryptowen said:

 

my morning coffee tastes gross because all i have is almond milk

Ugh.

Someone wants a band bio.  I hate band bios.  I hate them when I write them, and I hate them when anyone else writes them.  They always sound dumb.  If Kurt Vonnegut wrote a band bio, it would probably be as cringeworthy as all the rest.  There's just no way to write a good band bio goddamnit.  Nevertheless, that is the assignment tasked to me this morning once again.  (I have bios written for this project already, but I am horrified by all of them.)

  On 7/4/2018 at 8:37 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 7/4/2018 at 3:23 PM, Cryptowen said:

my morning coffee tastes gross because all i have is almond milk

 

Ugh.

 

it's weird because oat milk & nut milks are all super refreshing on their own with ice, but become absolute hot garbage in coffee. luckily i now have some proper heavy cream

also describing my music (or other ppl's music that i'm really into) irl is borderline physically painful. like it always feels either like i'm giving it some bullshit superlative used car salesman spiel, or going completely in the opposite direction & making it sound as dull & generic as possible ("oh i work with synths mostly. kinda ambient, but with beats" like every millenial dude making tracks on a computer). The only time it's enjoyable is when i'm talking with another producer & we can jump right into technical shit, or if it's a cool person i know well & can just be like "uhh just check it out k, i make this shit because i'm not great at words". doing a bio for a band sounds like it would be even more painful because you're expected to come up with an exciting human interest story to go along with whatever flowery nonsense you had to cook up for the music itself

HEATWAVE

it's so hot i don't want to eat. like i went a day & a half just drinking mineral water & i still had to force myself to put food in my body, because doing so causes me to start sweating even harder. monday was apparently the hottest day on record in MTL. i dunno how the hasidic dudes are handling it, walking around with their full beards & black suit coats.

  On 7/4/2018 at 9:30 PM, Cryptowen said:

 

  On 7/4/2018 at 8:37 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 7/4/2018 at 3:23 PM, Cryptowen said:

my morning coffee tastes gross because all i have is almond milk

 

Ugh.

 

 

HEATWAVE

it's so hot i don't want to eat. like i went a day & a half just drinking mineral water & i still had to force myself to put food in my body, because doing so causes me to start sweating even harder. monday was apparently the hottest day on record in MTL. i dunno how the hasidic dudes are handling it, walking around with their full beards & black suit coats.

 

Yeah, I read 6 or 7 people have already died in mtrl from the heatwave? =(

I'm headed out for a wedding in SK Friday and the forecast is 40 with humidex.  Not sure I've ever seen temps like this in Canada. 

^that's what i heard, yah

the other day while working on tracks my couch became literally saturated with sweat

My right big toe is aching from hiking up to a mountain peak this morning and back down. Then I realized I hadn't trimmed the nail in a while, so it was pushing back into my toe on the way down. Don't know why I didn't think to trim my toenails beforehand.

  On 7/4/2018 at 9:30 PM, Cryptowen said:

 

  On 7/4/2018 at 8:37 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 7/4/2018 at 3:23 PM, Cryptowen said:

my morning coffee tastes gross because all i have is almond milk

 

Ugh.

 

luckily i now have some proper heavy cream also describing my music 

This was how I read that section initially, and I thought "huh, that's not bad."  Anyway, next time someone asks about the kind of music you make, just be like "my music is some proper heavy cream."  Though some may interpret that as Sunshine of Your Love with metal guitars.

The online dating is going well

:^)

HAHA, oh fuck.

  On 7/4/2018 at 11:59 PM, hello spiral said:

The online dating is going well

 

 

 

:^)

lol, I have to know as I've been privy to some of your dating stories - what prompted those comments from her?

Nothing, first message was the first message this person has sent me

well, my profile I guess....

recommended her some Mark Fell

  On 7/5/2018 at 12:18 AM, hello spiral said:

Nothing, first message was the first message this person has sent me

 

well, my profile I guess....

lol share dating profile on discord l8r. ;o

I have to see what could possibly prompt a complete stranger to type something so cuntish out.

lol you really lost out there dude, she seems just wonderful

Oh I'm not giving up that easily. She will be mine.

Freak her out, spiral

Once again my own self loathing and fear of judgement keeps me from having a good time socially and getting to know good people.

  On 7/4/2018 at 11:59 PM, hello spiral said:

The online dating is going well

 

 

 

:^)

lol

I’m sorry to be an absolute downer of a cunt, but please think twice before sharing potentially personal information.

I did set up an OKC profile about 4 years ago, using a plate of half eaten ginger beef as my profile pic.  I wonder if I ever got any matches?  Fucked if I can remember my username... damn I'm kind of curious now.  What if I missed out on the love of my life?

  On 7/4/2018 at 11:59 PM, hello spiral said:

The online dating is going well

 

 

 

:^)

Projecting much?

  On 7/5/2018 at 7:46 AM, chenGOD said:

I’m sorry to be an absolute downer of a cunt, but please think twice before sharing potentially personal information.

hmm?

I don’t think anyone here would stalk her, but you never know. Not everyone has cleaned their room.

I have two actual FWPs

I've had the hook for "Mask Off" stuck in my head for about a week.

My eggs were slightly overcooked this morning.