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  On 7/4/2018 at 8:21 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 7/4/2018 at 7:30 PM, Cryptowen said:

 

HEATWAVE

it's so hot i don't want to eat. like i went a day & a half just drinking mineral water & i still had to force myself to put food in my body, because doing so causes me to start sweating even harder. monday was apparently the hottest day on record in MTL. i dunno how the hasidic dudes are handling it, walking around with their full beards & black suit coats.

 

 

Yeah, I read 6 or 7 people have already died in mtrl from the heatwave? =(

 

I'm headed out for a wedding in SK Friday and the forecast is 40 with humidex.  Not sure I've ever seen temps like this in Canada. 

 

 

Brutal - apparently it's over 20 dead from the heat now. What the hell?

 

edit: up to 33 now.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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Damn.  Imagine being so hot that you die.  Hopefully they all passed out first.  Were they all bedridden elderly folk/babies?  It seems like there are so many ways that could be avoided unless you're completely immobile.

It sounds like mostly elderly and people with medical conditions =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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I lived in the south of France for a few years a good while ago, one summer around 100 elderly folk died from the heat just in the region I was in.

Usually those old fuckers love life so much that they would sacrifice 40 young virgins to live half a year longer so they can watch folk music shows and vote conservatives.

you could faux choke and sue for bajilleons 

 

they do it in americuh all the time no?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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Moths.

Pretty IDM problem I guess, but I'm afraid their going to eat through all my clothes/sheets.  Isn't it the acidity of their urine that does that?  There are currently 5 on the ceiling directly above me, and one that keeps trying to fuck me as I lie in bed.

 

*all the lights in my cabin are off, so these may well be moths that are attracted to dark.

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Just fuck the first one like he wants, but do it good so he goes and brags to the others. Then when each of them come for their own turn, fuck them to death. Problems solved.

  On 7/6/2018 at 10:38 AM, auxien said:

 fuck them to death. Problems solved.

 

That's your answer to everything!  Usually works though, so I'll try it.

  On 7/6/2018 at 10:09 AM, Stickfigger said:

Soak all ur clothes in urine to mark them as ur territory

So the moths piss off elsewhere

 

I'll try this is the death fuck doesn't work.

:D

 

SFWP: every time I listen to Datach'i's Mmale and Ffemale I wonder why I don't listen to it more often, and then forget to listen to it until the next time I actually do, which is always longer than it should've been.

  On 7/6/2018 at 11:40 PM, hello spiral said:

Do that with way too many albums

yeh same

i feel like i could come up with a decent number of albums for a "would be on my favourite albums list if i had ever actually got around to listening to it more than five times" list.

fucking amateur electricians.

 

also new episode of Gasworks is dead.

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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Went to go pay my phone/internet bill after work today, but found out that the wireless store got rid of the payment kiosk. So the standard queue is the only way now. I got tired of waiting after 5 min or so and left.

I mean, why go backwards in technology? Fucknuggets.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 7:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 6:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 7/7/2018 at 4:48 AM, ambermonk said:

Went to go pay my phone/internet bill after work today

 

You have to go somewhere to pay that? Pffffft... hahaha!

someone phished my spotify account (well, likely they got in thru my gf's facebook as we have a family acct), listened to a bunch of euro trance and deleted all my playlists! fuck me that's irritating. luckily I've restored my precious intelligent dans music and changed the pw. turns out it was some dick in fresno.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 7/7/2018 at 8:03 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 7/7/2018 at 4:48 AM, ambermonk said:

Went to go pay my phone/internet bill after work today

 

You have to go somewhere to pay that? Pffffft... hahaha!

 

I pay my monthly condo fees and electric bills via web, pay my phone bills in person, and my gas bills via mailed check. I like variety.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 7:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 6:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 7/8/2018 at 2:15 AM, luke viia said:

someone phished my spotify account (well, likely they got in thru my gf's facebook as we have a family acct), listened to a bunch of euro trance and deleted all my playlists! fuck me that's irritating. luckily I've restored my precious intelligent dans music and changed the pw. turns out it was some dick in fresno.

lol

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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