stupid first world problems you're dealing with

waaay ahead of ya, buddy

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pealse dotn' ban me for pesin drawring

  On 3/20/2012 at 1:04 AM, StephenG said:

pesin

heh

my friend added 250 random people to my facebook as a frape, but now im banned from adding anyone because of it

i plan on moving next month so i bought more stuff for my current place

  On 3/20/2012 at 5:00 PM, messiaen said:

my friend added 250 random people to my facebook as a frape, but now im banned from adding anyone because of it

I'm so happy i don't know what frape means.

  On 3/21/2012 at 2:54 AM, YO303 said:

  On 3/20/2012 at 5:00 PM, messiaen said:

my friend added 250 random people to my facebook as a frape, but now im banned from adding anyone because of it

 

I'm so happy i don't know what frape means.

I imagine it's something like friend rape, or uhm it's related to french crepes, or friendly drapes.. or something =(

no it's a girly coffee drink

  On 3/21/2012 at 5:18 AM, jules said:

no it's a girly coffee drink

OHHH!!! A Frappe! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frapp%C3%A9_coffee

  On 3/21/2012 at 5:20 AM, kaen said:

  On 3/17/2012 at 5:46 PM, StephenG said:

  On 3/17/2012 at 3:00 PM, kaen said:

i have 2 bottles of vodka and only 1 bottle of coke

 

thats the perfect ratio?

 

the perfect ratio is 4 bottles of vodka to 1 bottle of coke

my bad, my math is off after the first bottle or 2 of vodka. =P

fucking dammit, good thing you quoted that i deleted it by accident.

fuvk im drunk

i hate my life]]

im sitting in bed with my laptop and my balls are getting hot

  On 3/21/2012 at 5:23 AM, kaen said:

fucking dammit, good thing you quoted that i deleted it by accident.

 

fuvk im drunk

 

i hate my life]]

 

im sitting in bed with my laptop and my balls are getting hot

seems like a plus+++ to me.

warm balls.

as long as they aren't getting a low dose of radiation.

don't want to microwave your little guys.

I used to work in a commercial microwave at a meat processing plant, I had to wear a 50lb lead vest. I think I'm sterile anyway.

I was only 14 when I worked there.

:mu-ziq:

holy shit bro, less mental version of a bio-robot (chernobyl debris removers) fuck dat!

  On 3/21/2012 at 5:24 AM, StephenG said:

I used to work in a commercial microwave at a meat processing plant, I had to wear a 50lb lead vest.

keep that vest on your chest

what the hell is steak scallopinni? gross

  On 3/21/2012 at 11:25 AM, iep said:

  On 3/21/2012 at 5:24 AM, StephenG said:

I used to work in a commercial microwave at a meat processing plant, I had to wear a 50lb lead vest.

 

keep that vest on your chest

 

LOL!

for fucks sake, I ordered chinese food more than an hour ago, and after twenty minutes of getting calls from them saying they're outside (only to find there is no delivery person outside, and whenever i call them they hang up on me).

the food arrived and i'm so pissed off that it's actually pretty good, goddammit

edit: and my ex said our trip to the UK in april/may is not happening because the bitch set up a trip to go to korea with her gay friends

  On 3/22/2012 at 8:11 PM, KY said:

for fucks sake, I ordered chinese food more than an hour ago, and after twenty minutes of getting calls from them saying they're outside (only to find there is no delivery person outside, and whenever i call them they hang up on me).

 

the food arrived and i'm so pissed off that it's actually pretty good, goddammit

 

edit: and my ex said our trip to the UK in april/may is not happening because the bitch set up a trip to go to korea with her gay friends

I guess that's why she's your ex. =)

lol well played, sir

Yeah, you're probably right—I was really looking forward to go with..somebody, I think, but I haven't spent more than a few hours with her for months, so it would probably get bad pretty quickly.

  On 3/23/2012 at 12:46 AM, KY said:

Yeah, you're probably right—I was really looking forward to go with..somebody, I think, but I haven't spent more than a few hours with her for months, so it would probably get bad pretty quickly.

If you have an extra ticket, invite any regular female friend you have, you could have a great time that way....

It could be a great, sexy fling or it might just build a lifetime friendship. A week of travel with someone can do that!

  On 3/23/2012 at 12:54 AM, usagi said:

I saw an excellent Francis Bacon art book at Kinokuniya for $115 and I really want it but I shouldn't be spending that much

Who's the publisher? I might be able to help. PM me.

  On 3/23/2012 at 12:46 AM, KY said:

Yeah, you're probably right—I was really looking forward to go with..somebody

This is the reason I haven't traveled overseas yet. I've got nobody to go with! I don't like going alone.

No tickets purchased, thankfully—not sure I could travel alone to other countries anyway. I mean, I could, but I'm not sure I wanted to.

In other FWP news, I woke up crying on the brooklyn-bound A/C after realizing my friend stood me the fuck up at some shitty concert we were supposed to meet up at. I had a sudden realization, while watching Danny Brown, that I was utterly alone, and left immediately. Jesus fucking christ, shit evening.

I need to buy a new phone as the old one is on it's way out, plus it's not reading the sim card. But i don't use phones except as an alarm, to tell the time. And occassionally i need to contact people or have them contact me. Damnit i don't wanna pay for a phone. The current was a hand me down from my brother a nice tiny sony/ericson.

Anyway, i just thought that i'd clean the sim card slot contact in case the contacts were corroded. And stupidly i used a paperclip. Which has now looped itself around something inside the phone and won't come out. I was hoping to rescue the phone just long enough to grab some beatbox rhythm ideas i had at work and other notes about whatever.

blah.