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Good suggestions! I can say in more notable incidents I've spoken up. This was an eye-rolling moment above all else. I'm actually one of the more direct peope in my office, which is quite ironic considering my personality, but thankfully I'm not alone in noticing the passive aggressive trend. I suppose a library is too mellow of a workplace. On the flipside, daily happenings in my wife's department (we both work for the State of Texas) are now more hilariously absurd and batshit insane than the either the US or UK Office TV series. We both need to finetune our resumes - I love working there, pay is meh but the benefits are good, but there's just too much drama sometimes, especially during the legislative session.

  On 4/4/2012 at 7:38 PM, Goiter Sanchez said:

Wow! Which grocery store is this at?

 

Safeway. Most of the workers there are really friendly, there's just this one really passive aggressive middle aged woman who I swear hates me.

 

 

  On 4/4/2012 at 8:46 PM, spratters said:

I don't think I've been somewhere where the cashier packs the bags for you. I'm usually quite capable anyhow.

 

At chain grocery stores here the cashier pretty much always packs the groceries. It's a part of the job.

tomorrow i have a presentation for the first time since high school and i'm hoping beta blockers are enough to quell my ridiculous performance anxiety (blurred vision, high bp and pulse, tremors all over my body, loss of voice, basically an embarrassing clusterfuck of anxiety).

 

at least i'm not starving or being chased by lions daily. i guess i have it ok.

Currently eating a huge chunk of marzipan (I'm pacing it out). Problem is, it's very sweet, and it's making the Red Bull I'm drinking taste kinda weak.

  On 4/5/2012 at 5:27 PM, Rhombix said:

Currently eating a huge chunk of marzipan (I'm pacing it out). Problem is, it's very sweet, and it's making the Red Bull I'm drinking taste kinda weak.

 

ah i hate when that happens...

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Very little work lined up at the studio this month. Actually that's pretty great, provided it doesn't stretch out for several months. nm. My coffee is getting unacceptably cool and I will need to get up to put it in the microwave. fml.

  On 4/5/2012 at 2:06 AM, StephenG said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 1:51 AM, cumberland sauce said:

Seems to me that there shouldnt be a funny pics thread as no one seems to laugh at others post anymore its just a secretly selected few that get the desired response of a lol from the watmm secret society members.

 

Were all animals are equal some seem to be more equal than others attitude.

 

I hear ya.

 

Am glad someone does, The lols are fadeing away more and more since theres others analyzing every picture if its funny or not, Weres the lol in that exactly

 

I think of the funny pics thread as the funny pages in a newspaper, Were as others look upon it as some sort of failed funny art gallery

  On 4/5/2012 at 2:03 AM, usagi said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 1:17 AM, KY said:

This means rocking the same underwear for two days, which rubs me the wrong way, in many ways.

 

considering your penchant for walkin' and fartin', this is bad news

hahaha oh geez. so true :(

 

anyway, in my apartment hunt, i was in the middle of viewing a nice and comfy 1BR apartment in bushwick for $1500/month. somebody put a deposit on the apartment WHILE i was viewing it, effectively taking it off the market. gahdamn

  On 4/6/2012 at 1:50 AM, KY said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 2:03 AM, usagi said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 1:17 AM, KY said:

This means rocking the same underwear for two days, which rubs me the wrong way, in many ways.

 

considering your penchant for walkin' and fartin', this is bad news

hahaha oh geez. so true :(

 

anyway, in my apartment hunt, i was in the middle of viewing a nice and comfy 1BR apartment in bushwick for $1500/month. somebody put a deposit on the apartment WHILE i was viewing it, effectively taking it off the market. gahdamn

 

nyc is insane. every time i see numbers like that for something like a 1 bedroom, i'm astounded.

 

first world problem=high rent that comes with living in an in-demand area

Edited by pattern recognition
  On 4/6/2012 at 1:11 AM, cumberland sauce said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 2:06 AM, StephenG said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 1:51 AM, cumberland sauce said:

Seems to me that there shouldnt be a funny pics thread as no one seems to laugh at others post anymore its just a secretly selected few that get the desired response of a lol from the watmm secret society members.

 

Were all animals are equal some seem to be more equal than others attitude.

 

I hear ya.

 

Am glad someone does, The lols are fadeing away more and more since theres others analyzing every picture if its funny or not, Weres the lol in that exactly

 

I think of the funny pics thread as the funny pages in a newspaper, Were as others look upon it as some sort of failed funny art gallery

 

True.

It doesn't help that pics that SOME people find funny are removed by the moderators etc because they don't find it funny.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 4/6/2012 at 2:10 AM, StephenG said:

True.

It doesn't help that pics that SOME people find funny are removed by the moderators etc because they don't find it funny.

 

Yep, Agreed

  On 4/6/2012 at 2:10 AM, StephenG said:
  On 4/6/2012 at 1:11 AM, cumberland sauce said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 2:06 AM, StephenG said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 1:51 AM, cumberland sauce said:

Seems to me that there shouldnt be a funny pics thread as no one seems to laugh at others post anymore its just a secretly selected few that get the desired response of a lol from the watmm secret society members.

 

Were all animals are equal some seem to be more equal than others attitude.

 

I hear ya.

 

Am glad someone does, The lols are fadeing away more and more since theres others analyzing every picture if its funny or not, Weres the lol in that exactly

 

I think of the funny pics thread as the funny pages in a newspaper, Were as others look upon it as some sort of failed funny art gallery

 

True.

It doesn't help that pics that SOME people find funny are removed by the moderators etc because they don't find it funny.

  On 4/6/2012 at 5:13 PM, cumberland sauce said:
  On 4/6/2012 at 2:10 AM, StephenG said:

True.

It doesn't help that pics that SOME people find funny are removed by the moderators etc because they don't find it funny.

 

Yep, Agreed

 

awwww look at them... having a conversation.

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i went to a show, met a girl named jennifer or jessica (or both?) and after hooking up with her for a few minutes, she told me she was 17, and asked if it would be a problem. I said no, then immediately left the venue and went home. Goddammit.

  On 4/7/2012 at 10:16 PM, KY said:

i went to a show, met a girl named jennifer or jessica (or both?) and after hooking up with her for a few minutes, she told me she was 17, and asked if it would be a problem. I said no, then immediately left the venue and went home. Goddammit.

 

"after hooking up with her for a few minutes"

 

like... you nailed her and she told you she was 17 after? Or you were just talking.

 

Either way, wth man! 17 is legal tender. It's not like you were lurking and looking for young un's (I think).

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 4/6/2012 at 5:26 PM, keltoi said:
  On 4/6/2012 at 2:10 AM, StephenG said:
  On 4/6/2012 at 1:11 AM, cumberland sauce said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 2:06 AM, StephenG said:
  On 4/5/2012 at 1:51 AM, cumberland sauce said:

Seems to me that there shouldnt be a funny pics thread as no one seems to laugh at others post anymore its just a secretly selected few that get the desired response of a lol from the watmm secret society members.

 

Were all animals are equal some seem to be more equal than others attitude.

 

I hear ya.

 

Am glad someone does, The lols are fadeing away more and more since theres others analyzing every picture if its funny or not, Weres the lol in that exactly

 

I think of the funny pics thread as the funny pages in a newspaper, Were as others look upon it as some sort of failed funny art gallery

 

True.

It doesn't help that pics that SOME people find funny are removed by the moderators etc because they don't find it funny.

  On 4/6/2012 at 5:13 PM, cumberland sauce said:
  On 4/6/2012 at 2:10 AM, StephenG said:

True.

It doesn't help that pics that SOME people find funny are removed by the moderators etc because they don't find it funny.

 

Yep, Agreed

 

awwww look at them... having a conversation.

 

Ah, keltoi, please don't join the grown-up WATMMer exodus.

  On 4/7/2012 at 10:37 PM, StephenG said:
  On 4/7/2012 at 10:16 PM, KY said:

i went to a show, met a girl named jennifer or jessica (or both?) and after hooking up with her for a few minutes, she told me she was 17, and asked if it would be a problem. I said no, then immediately left the venue and went home. Goddammit.

 

"after hooking up with her for a few minutes"

 

like... you nailed her and she told you she was 17 after? Or you were just talking.

 

Either way, wth man! 17 is legal tender. It's not like you were lurking and looking for young un's (I think).

just making out with her at a show for a few minutes—17 is not legal tender in nyc, as far as i'm aware. :(

  On 4/8/2012 at 1:52 AM, KY said:
  On 4/7/2012 at 10:37 PM, StephenG said:
  On 4/7/2012 at 10:16 PM, KY said:

i went to a show, met a girl named jennifer or jessica (or both?) and after hooking up with her for a few minutes, she told me she was 17, and asked if it would be a problem. I said no, then immediately left the venue and went home. Goddammit.

 

"after hooking up with her for a few minutes"

 

like... you nailed her and she told you she was 17 after? Or you were just talking.

 

Either way, wth man! 17 is legal tender. It's not like you were lurking and looking for young un's (I think).

just making out with her at a show for a few minutes—17 is not legal tender in nyc, as far as i'm aware. :(

 

I understand, all good man. =)

 

I looked up age of consent in New York and it's actually 17! Not trying to be creepy or anything, I don't know how old you are. Just saying you didn't do anything illegal.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Guest lullezucht

After years of trying to gather some social capital by posting silly photoshops, my latest release is completely ignored on watmm.

Now the recent pictures thread is closed (majority of my posts are there) and Fred has left. Watmm is buggered by a tsunami of verbal newb diarrhea and rehashed lols.

Not going to bother anymore.

Last post

You're shoops are hilarious lullezucht. WATMM has lost way to much good shit in the last couple of days for you to stop aswell.

Guest zaphod

Got dumped tonight. Always fun. It's such a great feeling when you're in a terrible dive bar with someone you think you've cultivated a connection with over many months but realize, suddenly, that you're on completely different pages. And you're not articulate enough to explain why that connection matters so you end up arguing about peripheral issues that miss the point completely, until finally you say something out of pure panic that can't be taken back. i'm 28 and i'm still acting like a teenager.

I guess in the long run it would be better not to marry a manic depressive cunt, but there were some good times.

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