stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 4/18/2012 at 8:50 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

I'm having foot surgery tomorrow, gonna be out of work / on temporary disability for 3-4 weeks.

 

Got a hydrocodone acetaminophen prescription though, is this stuff any good?

 

 

  On 4/18/2012 at 8:47 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

i slapped my laptop keyboard and fucked my hard-drive while trying to re-size 3 pictures to post on "what brand of cigarettes do you smoke"

 

15 years lost

 

You no has backup?

My intention wasn't to insult you. Just to shock you a little out of your incorrect thought pattern.

;-]

love dleetr.

hey that would be a cool error message from some mind control software:

your thought pattern is incorrect, due to an id issue on our side.

you have been provided with the wrong target group pattern (x09wsg western middleclass school girl) please update to version 1.09. We apologize for your inconvenience.

also notice our new updates for thought-pattern-templates:

opinion towards islam culture

opinion towards western culture and society

opinion towards apple products (improved return on investment)

enjoy your thought patterns you dumb piece, and do not forget to go shopping today

heheh, something like that.

Yesterday I was eating some popcorn and little slivers of kernal shell got stuck in my gum line at 3 places and It was like a battle against all odds getting them shits out. I started reading up horror stories on the web of people with the same issue having lost teeth due to never being able to get them out. Many people will just go to the dentist and have them carefully extracted by a professional. After trying to get them out with dedicated tonguing between furious sessions of flossing and brushing for so long my tongue got damn raw and I surely woke up this morning with a shit tongue. What saved me in the end was the water jet pick I had forgotten about.

Get one of these!

I decided I'm never eating popcorn again, the risk isn't worth it.

I'm reading the recent users list at the bottom of the main page. There's someone called keltoi, there's someone called kaen, but I can't find kaini. This strikes me as a distinctly modern problem.

  On 4/18/2012 at 11:21 AM, schlucharski said:

  On 4/17/2012 at 8:18 AM, Hoodie said:

my feet are cold, but i don't like wearing socks.

 

maybe you smoke too much ?

more like i don't exercise and have terrible circulation all over my body.

man, i need to start exercising. i'm tired of feeling gross.

My weekend went way too fast

  On 4/23/2012 at 1:31 AM, usagi said:

my weekend should have ended sooner.

 

all the good things I do during the week - sleeping/waking on time, working out, eating well etc. - are nullified on the weekend when I just do whatever, usually staying up until 3 or 4am just because. I typically recover from my weekend during the week, not the other way round.

haha, same here. However, I kinda wasted most of my weekend because I was all caught up in thinking about rehearsing for the Clark gig (tomorrow!) that I barely left the house, even though I had numerous friends' gigs to go to. Didn't end up going to any of them, just stayed in, got drunk and watched X-Files, and rehearsed probably three times over the entire weekend. ARGH

I need to get into the habit of going out during the day and having fun, and rehearsing at night. Or the other way around. Then again, I tend to spend far too much money when I'm out anyway, so it might have been a blessing in disguise.

Why do all the cool bands I want to see have to play on weeknights when I work the next day. -_-

There's only like two gigs set on weekend days that I'm seeing soon. Behemoth and Opeth. Everything else is on random fucking...Monday or Wednesday nights.

im on another rather large forum elsewhere and they just had a rollback of 3 days, fucked everything up.

i feel like the last 3 days never happened

i pooped out a banana peel.

i don't have toothpaste for sensitive teeth.

Bought a bag of bagels from Safeway yesterday...... None of them have holes in them. Are they still bagels?

Are you sure that where the holes should be is filled with bagel?

  On 4/22/2012 at 6:09 PM, Hoodie said:

more like i don't exercise and have terrible circulation all over my body.

 

man, i need to start exercising. i'm tired of feeling gross.

it's the best addiction ever, I feel much more aware of how much my body hates stasis now that I move around more. It just takes that first push to get going.

my first world problem is balance, both physical and mental. how does that shit work?

i just walked into my glass door that leads to my patio. my knee hurts

i went on a "date" (for coffee, and she was an hour+ late) with this black girl, and in a moment of racial honesty, she asked me "how do you people get jobs? is there a lottery or something?"

edit: and to clarify, it was her first world problem because she doesn't know about the white people job lottery

nevermind

So I'm stuck at home recovering from foot surgery and my wife rents us a redbox movie for the evening while she was out (we still have a bunch of free rentals from xmas) - comes back with this:

Did some E, but haven't had much of a meal of any sort today. I've got a pizza in the oven as my common sense wise man choice so as to not be sick/a wreck tomorrow, but it's gonna be weird and maybe a little gross. Weird, gross, but probably wise. Girlfriend suggested watching some movie on netflix called "baby geniuses" because I think babies are hilarious, but we both no it's not gonna be good. But it will be hilarious. Not, good, but probably hilarious.

Serious first world problem: I post on a internet forums while on drugs, when I should be doing wacky drug things.

Gonna go serve up that pizza now.

*know

*grammr

  On 4/24/2012 at 9:58 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Did some E, but haven't had much of a meal of any sort today. I've got a pizza in the oven as my common sense wise man choice so as to not be sick/a wreck tomorrow, but it's gonna be weird and maybe a little gross. Weird, gross, but probably wise. Girlfriend suggested watching some movie on netflix called "baby geniuses" because I think babies are hilarious, but we both no it's not gonna be good. But it will be hilarious. Not, good, but probably hilarious.

 

Serious first world problem: I post on a internet forums while on drugs, when I should be doing wacky drug things.

 

Gonna go serve up that pizza now.

 

*know

*grammr

Save your next Eeeexperience for June or early July when I'm back in town (if that's not too soon)!

Okay, the baby movie was a horrible idea. I'm sorry guys.... last post.

*and I'll be ready for ya, Goidy.

  On 4/24/2012 at 5:44 AM, usagi said:

good luck with the gig, modes

Zole. I'm at the gig now, just did soundcheck and i'm on first. Place is DEAD. Gonna be playing to the sound guys and the other performers. No sign of clark anywhere.

  On 4/24/2012 at 2:48 PM, usagi said:

Fsk sry modey I'd attend the shit out of your show

 

On a train home drunk by myself. First world porblem? Maybe

first world solution imo

  On 4/24/2012 at 6:11 AM, Bob Dobalina said:

So I'm stuck at home recovering from foot surgery and my wife rents us a redbox movie for the evening while she was out (we still have a bunch of free rentals from xmas) - comes back with this:

 

Did she enjoy it ?

  On 4/24/2012 at 10:13 AM, modey said:

  On 4/24/2012 at 5:44 AM, usagi said:

good luck with the gig, modes

Zole. I'm at the gig now, just did soundcheck and i'm on first. Place is DEAD. Gonna be playing to the sound guys and the other performers. No sign of clark anywhere.

  On 4/24/2012 at 10:13 AM, modey said:

  On 4/24/2012 at 5:44 AM, usagi said:

good luck with the gig, modes

Zole. I'm at the gig now, just did soundcheck and i'm on first. Place is DEAD. Gonna be playing to the sound guys and the other performers. No sign of clark anywhere.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I could have had the best time if it was me as your only audience dancing my lardy arse off. -sie- fucking work and their demands.