stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Lady im seeing turned up in reddit/gonewild a while back (i forgot to post when i found them) posting pictures I took of her. Not sure what to think. Though I do have much more than what she posted so maybe it's not so bad.

Also wants me to do a video with her. hmmm

The leftovers I had for lunch were not as good as the rightovers.

  On 4/10/2012 at 11:46 PM, couch said:

Lady im seeing turned up in reddit/gonewild a while back (i forgot to post when i found them) posting pictures I took of her. Not sure what to think. Though I do have much more than what she posted so maybe it's not so bad.

 

Also wants me to do a video with her. hmmm

sue her for copyright infringement and get a court order declaring her titties your IP

The toppings on my free slices of pizza came off in one bite.

The 2 gallons of chai mead that I've made taste like shit.

Draino's been trying to digest whatever filth is blocking up my kitchen sink drain for the last hour and a half and it still hasn't eaten its way through the turgid mess. I don't know if "turgid" is the right word for it, but for some reason that's the one that sprang to mind, so I'm going with it.

Unable to come up with a stupid first world problem to post in thread, still feel like posting. Problem solved.

Metaproblems are so first world.

Woke up at 6am with drinking induced cereal cravings, couldn't get back to sleep.

flacid

i'm pretty sure i have strep throat from either my daughter's daycare, people i work with, or both. my local clinic has no appointments open, so i have to go to "urgent care", which will cost me an extra $25.

I had the opportunity to see Yes the other night for free but i didn't go because the venue is in a suburb that i don't like travelling to/from.

Found out my flight to honolulu tomorrow doesn't serve alcohol.... granted it's a 7AM flight, but still....

I get nervous when I fly and alcohol seems to fix it. I will have to take some valium or ativan instead I guess. Oh well.

i found a 1BR place in bushwick for 1395 a month, awesome.

upon filling out paperwork, i find out the brokers fee is 2500.

a day+ later, i get a text from my broker saying the landlord now wants last month too.

that's an additional 1395.

i still owe 3990, which is now $5385. i don't have that much money right now. (still waiting on $1900+ in freelance work payment, some of which is almost a month overdue). even if i have to borrow from my parents, i'm mad worried i will lose the apartment. fuck

the polis confiscated my hi-fi and i have to pay 60 quid to get it back

  On 4/13/2012 at 5:13 AM, messiaen said:

the polis confiscated my hi-fi and i have to pay 60 quid to get it back

is there story?

  On 4/13/2012 at 2:39 PM, iep said:

  On 4/13/2012 at 5:13 AM, messiaen said:

the polis confiscated my hi-fi and i have to pay 60 quid to get it back

 

is there story?

not really, ive been destroying my flat with constant parties for about 2 years now, the neighbours have left me alone for the most part, but now theyre ringing the police quite alot. time to move on basically.

too many face to face interactions with americans recently. so rather than being [in my head] like characters from television and movies, they just seem like ordinary people now. which is boring.

I wanna keep playing piano but one of my neighbors complained last time I pianoed it up after 10pm. Gonna have to go on a walk with the new meshuggah instead.

  On 4/13/2012 at 3:56 AM, KY said:

i found a 1BR place in bushwick for 1395 a month, awesome.

 

upon filling out paperwork, i find out the brokers fee is 2500.

 

a day+ later, i get a text from my broker saying the landlord now wants last month too.

 

that's an additional 1395.

 

i still owe 3990, which is now $5385. i don't have that much money right now. (still waiting on $1900+ in freelance work payment, some of which is almost a month overdue). even if i have to borrow from my parents, i'm mad worried i will lose the apartment. fuck

Man, I've always heard New York was expensive, but fuck! Is it a nice place?

  On 4/14/2012 at 6:54 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I wanna keep playing piano but one of my neighbors complained last time I pianoed it up after 10pm. Gonna have to go on a walk with the new meshuggah instead.

Strangely, I've never encountered that in the two years I've lived in my current flat. I frequently play guitar, work on tracks or play records past 10pm and despite my paranoia, nobody has complained..

  On 4/14/2012 at 7:07 AM, Alfred E. Neuman said:

  On 4/13/2012 at 3:56 AM, KY said:

i found a 1BR place in bushwick for 1395 a month, awesome.

 

upon filling out paperwork, i find out the brokers fee is 2500.

 

a day+ later, i get a text from my broker saying the landlord now wants last month too.

 

that's an additional 1395.

 

i still owe 3990, which is now $5385. i don't have that much money right now. (still waiting on $1900+ in freelance work payment, some of which is almost a month overdue). even if i have to borrow from my parents, i'm mad worried i will lose the apartment. fuck

 

Man, I've always heard New York was expensive, but fuck! Is it a nice place?

New York is expensive, but the real issue here is dealing with insane brokers fees (15% of the total rental price for the year), and shiesty landlords who withhold important payment information. $1395 for a 1BR is really reasonable in Bushwick.

The place is sweet though, four blocks from the L, one from the M subway lines, has a balcony, central heat, dishwasher, huge closet space, nice-sized kitchen. Honestly kind of lucked out, as long as the landlord approves me for the lease.

  On 4/14/2012 at 6:19 PM, KY said:

  On 4/14/2012 at 7:07 AM, Alfred E. Neuman said:

  On 4/13/2012 at 3:56 AM, KY said:

i found a 1BR place in bushwick for 1395 a month, awesome.

 

upon filling out paperwork, i find out the brokers fee is 2500.

 

a day+ later, i get a text from my broker saying the landlord now wants last month too.

 

that's an additional 1395.

 

i still owe 3990, which is now $5385. i don't have that much money right now. (still waiting on $1900+ in freelance work payment, some of which is almost a month overdue). even if i have to borrow from my parents, i'm mad worried i will lose the apartment. fuck

 

Man, I've always heard New York was expensive, but fuck! Is it a nice place?

New York is expensive, but the real issue here is dealing with insane brokers fees (15% of the total rental price for the year), and shiesty landlords who withhold important payment information. $1395 for a 1BR is really reasonable in Bushwick.

 

The place is sweet though, four blocks from the L, one from the M subway lines, has a balcony, central heat, dishwasher, huge closet space, nice-sized kitchen. Honestly kind of lucked out, as long as the landlord approves me for the lease.

Can't front on that. I'm paying $1500 for my new 1br in Toronto. Fuuuuuuuuuu

everytime I boot up windows to play some games I have to run through updates... pisses me off. no one is going to hax my computer.