stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Haha. Sorry.

I bought a tshirt and the neckline is HUGE; I don't know if this is the way t-shirts work now or whether it's a ladies T!

That's why they call it threadless innit

  On 4/4/2012 at 5:58 AM, baph said:

That's why they call it threadless innit

hiyooo

Went grocery shopping, realized every item I got was devoid of any nutritional value, then felt a strange sense of shame and disgust at myself. Just to add insult to injury, the cashier lady slammed my 12 pack of Coke on the counter four times for no apparent reason. Now every can is an accident waiting to happen.

  On 4/4/2012 at 6:19 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Just to add insult to injury, the cashier lady slammed my 12 pack of Coke on the counter four times for no apparent reason. Now every can is an accident waiting to happen.

Hahah!

I fucking hate my housemate that lives across the hall from me... so much so that I'm considering buying a spray bottle pissing in it, then proceeding to mist it around his room when he's not home. But I can't find a spray bottle anywhere in town.

I need to buy new razors.... Hate those shops where you have to do that.

I just finished my croissant :(

  On 4/2/2012 at 6:53 AM, disparaissant said:

i have one of those too!

and that happens all the time, i despise it. but i also cannot afford dentistry anymore.

That's not really a first-world problem. More of a third-world problem. Sorry that you live in a third-world country when it comes to healthcare.

  On 4/4/2012 at 9:49 AM, azatoth said:

That's not really a first-world problem. More of a third-world problem. Sorry that you live in a third-world country when it comes to healthcare.

too true

i had to get bloodwork done because of the meds im on, and it was damn near $400.

fuckin

ridiculous

  On 4/4/2012 at 6:23 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

  On 4/4/2012 at 6:19 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Just to add insult to injury, the cashier lady slammed my 12 pack of Coke on the counter four times for no apparent reason. Now every can is an accident waiting to happen.

 

Hahah!

I swear this bitch has it out for me every time I end up in her line. I don't know what I did, but she's holding onto it with all her check-out clerk angst. One time I brought my own plastic bags instead of economy ones, since I didn't have any on hand, and she's all like "excuse me, I'm not touching these, you need to do it," as if I urinate in my plastic bags but never in the economy ones.

  On 4/4/2012 at 7:31 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

  On 4/4/2012 at 6:23 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

  On 4/4/2012 at 6:19 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Just to add insult to injury, the cashier lady slammed my 12 pack of Coke on the counter four times for no apparent reason. Now every can is an accident waiting to happen.

 

Hahah!

 

I swear this bitch has it out for me every time I end up in her line. I don't know what I did, but she's holding onto it with all her check-out clerk angst. One time I brought my own plastic bags instead of economy ones, since I didn't have any on hand, and she's all like "excuse me, I'm not touching these, you need to do it," as if I urinate in my plastic bags but never in the economy ones.

Wow! Which grocery store is this at?

  On 4/4/2012 at 7:31 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

  On 4/4/2012 at 6:23 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

  On 4/4/2012 at 6:19 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Just to add insult to injury, the cashier lady slammed my 12 pack of Coke on the counter four times for no apparent reason. Now every can is an accident waiting to happen.

 

Hahah!

 

I swear this bitch has it out for me every time I end up in her line. I don't know what I did, but she's holding onto it with all her check-out clerk angst. One time I brought my own plastic bags instead of economy ones, since I didn't have any on hand, and she's all like "excuse me, I'm not touching these, you need to do it," as if I urinate in my plastic bags but never in the economy ones.

I don't think I've been somewhere where the cashier packs the bags for you. I'm usually quite capable anyhow.

  On 4/4/2012 at 8:46 PM, spratters said:

  On 4/4/2012 at 7:31 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

  On 4/4/2012 at 6:23 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

  On 4/4/2012 at 6:19 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Just to add insult to injury, the cashier lady slammed my 12 pack of Coke on the counter four times for no apparent reason. Now every can is an accident waiting to happen.

 

Hahah!

 

I swear this bitch has it out for me every time I end up in her line. I don't know what I did, but she's holding onto it with all her check-out clerk angst. One time I brought my own plastic bags instead of economy ones, since I didn't have any on hand, and she's all like "excuse me, I'm not touching these, you need to do it," as if I urinate in my plastic bags but never in the economy ones.

 

I don't think I've been somewhere where the cashier packs the bags for you. I'm usually quite capable anyhow.

all the stores where I live pack em'. And in most chains they have someone take them to your car for you.

But I don't like it. Like you, I'm fully capable.

I should do laundry tonight, but I've got thirty minutes left before I run out of time to do a load of laundry before the laundromat closes, and I already know I'm going to wait until Saturday instead. This means rocking the same underwear for two days, which rubs me the wrong way, in many ways.

Upside: I'm free this evening!

I'm trying to find a place for my cat to stay while I'm in hawaii for two weeks.

Everyone on reddit gone wild is so skinny

edit: oh good, I found the one for fat people like me

edit: oh wait, it's just more skinny dudes who like fat girls and the fat girls who inevitably love said skinny dudes

where the fuck am I supposed to post pictures of my ass?

  On 4/5/2012 at 1:17 AM, KY said:

Upside: I'm free this evening!

freeballin'?

i'm on a bit of a diet and my roomate keeps offering me chocolate

*shakes fist furiously*

Seems to me that there shouldnt be a funny pics thread as no one seems to laugh at others post anymore its just a secretly selected few that get the desired response of a lol from the watmm secret society members.

Were all animals are equal some seem to be more equal than others attitude.

  On 4/5/2012 at 1:51 AM, cumberland sauce said:

Seems to me that there shouldnt be a funny pics thread as no one seems to laugh at others post anymore its just a secretly selected few that get the desired response of a lol from the watmm secret society members.

 

Were all animals are equal some seem to be more equal than others attitude.

I hear ya.

lol so am i

lol

I keep getting a very passive aggressive mass email at work about the placement of historical files in accordion folder. Little bit of context - the library I work at has been humidifying old documents, which do to flatten them out for digitizing. They've been folded up for about 60+ years. A half dozen of us take shifts with the humidification part. Someone (not me btw) is sloppy when putting them in folders, having a few pages upside down, set backwards, going right to left, etc. One of the two people who sorts the recently flattened set of documents is apparently infuriated that she has to spend another few seconds (maybe even a total minute on one large folder! OMGZ) so she "reminds" us to put them in nice and right-side up. She's emailed us all at least three times now, usually in a full paragraph, and I'm tempted to tell her to confront the "suspect" one-on-one. You know, since I can't just tell her to STFU and deal with it like everyone else would in the same situation.

This is the same type of co-worker who won't ask you to do something in a succinct professional manner either - she'll make a huge "polite" fuss out of it and say something like "heeeeyyyy could you do me a quick favor pleeeeaaaaseeee? I mean, if you have time...oh, you do!? Ok cool, here let me over-explain it now..."

oh work drama :/

  On 4/5/2012 at 3:33 AM, joshuatx said:

I keep getting a very passive aggressive mass email at work about the placement of historical files in accordion folder. Little bit of context - the library I work at has been humidifying old documents, which do to flatten them out for digitizing. They've been folded up for about 60+ years. A half dozen of us take shifts with the humidification part. Someone (not me btw) is sloppy when putting them in folders, having a few pages upside down, set backwards, going right to left, etc. One of the two people who sorts the recently flattened set of documents is apparently infuriated that she has to spend another few seconds (maybe even a total minute on one large folder! OMGZ) so she "reminds" us to put them in nice and right-side up. She's emailed us all at least three times now, usually in a full paragraph, and I'm tempted to tell her to confront the "suspect" one-on-one. You know, since I can't just tell her to STFU and deal with it like everyone else would in the same situation.

 

This is the same type of co-worker who won't ask you to do something in a succinct professional manner either - she'll make a huge "polite" fuss out of it and say something like "heeeeyyyy could you do me a quick favor pleeeeaaaaseeee? I mean, if you have time...oh, you do!? Ok cool, here let me over-explain it now..."

 

oh work drama :/

If I were you, I would just be very polite and direct about it. Maybe the person doesn't even know they are fucking up. Maybe they do though, in which case it's an even better idea to be direct.

If they give you any issues, grab their fucking hair and piledrive them into the floor while screaming that you'd like some milk from the milkmans wifes tits.

Then find a new job.