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  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

saw a cat fucking a dead cat yesterday. and he was really into it too because he didn't even react to my attempt to shoo him away. still bummed about this scene today. luckily neither were those that i feed.

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lol

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

went shopping today downtown. walk into a store and ask if they sell joggers. dude looks at me and goes "womens ?"

wtf. i don't even know. anyway, won't go back into that store again, good job.

  On 1/18/2019 at 3:16 AM, yek said:

went shopping today downtown. walk into a store and ask if they sell joggers. dude looks at me and goes "womens ?"

wtf. i don't even know. anyway, won't go back into that store again, good job.

 

I've never heard the term "joggers" before. Googled it and it's like sweat pants er?

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

=/

 

I've never seen anyone wear pants like that lol. Must not be a trend in Alberta.

 

They def don't look comfortable for jogging.

Edited by Bulk VanderHooj

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 1/18/2019 at 3:25 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

=/

 

I've never seen anyone wear pants like that lol. Must not be a trend in Alberta.

 

They def don't look comfortable for jogging.

 

yeah i guess it's a yout thing. silly kids wearing these in the middle of winter trying to make a fashion statement but freezing their asses off

i figure once spring rolls around i'll bust em out

It's all cowboys in jeans here meng!

 

Or something lol. Maybe I just don't get out enough.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I got three pairs of something similar to those from uniqlo, they're pretty great utilitarian wear. One is khaki green, one is dark blue and one is pastel blue

Fined for speeding.. I didn't realize the speed zone had changed.  :facepalm:  And I don't know how much the fine will be until it arrives in mail.

 

And a mixed problem/success: I had a bit of an accident when driving a rental van this summer. (I guess I wrote another post about it itt several pages ago). Finally got the bill for it, the total excess for me was 750 euros. But managed to negotiate it to half because the power steering broke just before the accident which basically made the steering super hard. So, yay, I guess. Even more of a success was that I didn't drive it off the road or into incoming traffic in high speed with the broken steering because that was a close call.. jfc.

 

And yet another mixed victory or at least limited damage. I broke my tooth back in Botswana (also covered itt). Finally got it properly fixed for 150e in Tallinn. Which is a bargain compared to prices in Finland in private dental clinic (I didn't have the time to wait for the public health care to take care of it which can take months..).

 

Money comes and money goes  :cattears: Given what's been happening recently I guess I'm just glad I'm not permanently disabled or dead :shrug: Just keep losing money like a motherfucker.

 

Stay safe, gaes.

electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall
"cacas in igne, heus"  - Emperor Nero, AD 64

you're very lucky, a front tire blow out @ approx 70mph left me smeared under a heavy goods vehicle & crushed into a tiny pocket of metal, 6 weeks in ICU, a near 5year rehabilitation program w/2-years to just about walk again, ptsd off the charts, but a few more inches to the left & it could easily have been so much worse - paralysis, severed legs/amputations, if someone had been in the passenger seat they def wouldn't have lived & if i'd hit a car rather than a lorry they'd have all been dead too

 

makes you fuckin think these miracles of chance, how the engine block went through the passenger side, that there wasn't a bigger fire, that the physical scars healed better than expected, small mercies eh

 

first world problem - day off today & lazily put tv on, there's a Trump playing snooker, poor cunt, the piss-taking must be endless & besides, snooker.....how is this still a thing

  On 1/18/2019 at 3:28 AM, yek said:

 

  On 1/18/2019 at 3:25 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

=/

 

I've never seen anyone wear pants like that lol. Must not be a trend in Alberta.

 

They def don't look comfortable for jogging.

 

yeah i guess it's a yout thing. silly kids wearing these in the middle of winter trying to make a fashion statement but freezing their asses off

i figure once spring rolls around i'll bust em out

 

 

 

  On 1/18/2019 at 3:30 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

It's all cowboys in jeans here meng!

 

Or something lol. Maybe I just don't get out enough.

 

It's barely even cold in Victoria though.

And Buljy, if you got out of that hick town, you'd see there's a world beyond urban cowboys. ;)

 

FWP - the curry I had for lunch is doing a number on my asshole, Spent a good 30 minutes in the bathroom alternating between huge, cavernous farts and shits of various quality.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Are you familiar with these "joggers" pants sir?

 

Also half "lol" half "sorry" - Curry Influenza. Been there, not fun. Good weight loss program though.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 1/18/2019 at 6:13 PM, cwmbrancity said:

you're very lucky, a front tire blow out @ approx 70mph left me smeared under a heavy goods vehicle & crushed into a tiny pocket of metal, 6 weeks in ICU, a near 5year rehabilitation program w/2-years to just about walk again, ptsd off the charts, but a few more inches to the left & it could easily have been so much worse - paralysis, severed legs/amputations, if someone had been in the passenger seat they def wouldn't have lived & if i'd hit a car rather than a lorry they'd have all been dead too

 

makes you fuckin think these miracles of chance, how the engine block went through the passenger side, that there wasn't a bigger fire, that the physical scars healed better than expected, small mercies eh

 

 

Holy shit dude.  Glad you're still alive.  I got extremely lucky a couple months back when some jackass sped through a red light as I was entering the intersection.  Had I entered a fraction of a second earlier all varieties of injury/fatality could have happened.

 

FWP girl I was kind of seeing wants to have a talk tonight.  Last time I saw her boundaries were set.  The glow in my heart died.  Not looking forward to tonight, though it'll be good to get things more.... sorted?  Ah probably not even.

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  On 1/18/2019 at 9:10 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

FWP girl I was kind of seeing wants to have a talk tonight.  Last time I saw her boundaries were set.  The glow in my heart died.

i missed that episode, where can i read it

  On 1/18/2019 at 9:10 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

FWP girl I was kind of seeing wants to have a talk tonight. 

She found your WATMM account, yr fukt m8

  On 1/18/2019 at 9:05 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Are you familiar with these "joggers" pants sir?

 

 

 

 

there are subtle but degrees of difference in leisure wear this side of the pond, wee gradations with age & class, eg: oldsters don't really go in for the Paulie Walnuts felt trackies & shit acrylic polyester is its own universe

 

chanced on this lass being interviewed on the radio about the subject & recorded it

 

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