stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I need a version with that guy removed

Tonight I ate a giant pizza, watched 4 episodes of the worst reality show, and then one episode of snigger reality show. I’m doomed.

  On 1/10/2019 at 12:33 AM, Squee said:

Tonight I ate a giant pizza, watched 4 episodes of the worst reality show, and then one episode of snigger reality show. I’m doomed.

That's how I'm feeling today.

Spread out, get cozy, let the greasy goodness digest. Throw on some tunes or a crappy movie. 

 Embrace it. 

Don’t know how my phone managed to change “another” into “snigger”?

Anyway, yes, potato couching is a-ok!

Careful with that typo.  

Reminds me, there was this party store on my local high street when I was a teen. Sold all balloons and streamers and fancy dress and all that guff. It was called SNIGGERS. On of those signs with large fixed plastic letters in multiple colours.

I always joked that one day I'd steal the 'S'. Then someone did. I remember my sister called me and asked if I'd done it.

lolol

Was someone you tho?

  On 1/4/2019 at 9:53 PM, Goiter Sanchez said:

...something as innocuous as a text reply received two hours late becomes this huge deal...

 

Ah fuck, this is starting to happen.  Big mistake texting her soon after waking.  Now my attention's focused there.  Stupid...  I mean, a text received 2 hours late is not a big deal, but the fact that I'm even thinking about texts is a problem.  It should not factor into one's daily life.  There's shit to do, gawdammit!

*and I second Bulk's query.

was not I

  On 1/10/2019 at 10:02 AM, hello spiral said:

Reminds me, there was this party store on my local high street when I was a teen. Sold all balloons and streamers and fancy dress and all that guff. It was called SNIGGERS. On of those signs with large fixed plastic letters in multiple colours.

I always joked that one day I'd steal the 'S'. Then someone did. I remember my sister called me and asked if I'd done it.

I don't see what's so funny about stealing the S and making it read SNIGGER, still pretty obvious what the place is just without the implied possessive. NBD IMHO M9

nut allergy warnings on every ingredient of every product in Tesco

even the bottled water

That's nuts.

I recently bought a bag of peanuts. 

It had a f'en warning on it "May Contain Peanuts".

It better have peanuts in it, the bag says Planters 100% Peanuts ffs.

I once bought a bag of peanuts and said to the clerk "dese nuts better pee" but then they just nut.

I saw an ad on fb for pistachios and it was a picture of a woman boxing and in huge letters it said “THE SKINNY NUT”

That is a totally confusing ad concept.

  On 1/11/2019 at 2:15 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

That is a totally confusing ad concept.

I really wish I had screenshotted it because I haven’t seen it since.

  On 1/11/2019 at 4:43 AM, Lada Laika said:

 

  On 1/11/2019 at 2:15 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

That is a totally confusing ad concept.

I really wish I had screenshotted it because I haven’t seen it since.

@diatoms?????????

i membar

love & light & skinny nut

big nut, skinny nut, everyone has to nut...

#nonutshaming

#allnutsmatter

  On 1/11/2019 at 7:59 AM, hello spiral said:

I'd pistachio