stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 1/6/2019 at 9:19 AM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 1/6/2019 at 8:41 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

Been dragged out to a top-40 bar/club for inlaw bday, partner understands the perhaps overly cerebral manner in which i process the world around me but inlaws have more difficulty understanding my aversion to this sort of setting- too loud to have a meaningful convo n music that doesn't compel me to dance... At least I remembered to bring my earplugs. Sometimes I wish I could take the edge off my brain and just enjoy this sort of setting for what it is. There's always alcohol but for me that requires near blackout lvls of drunk.

I feel yah. In those kinds of situations I just sit there dissociating *commence 1000 yard stare*

Yeah it's fuckin getting to that point. Super drunk girl wi no concept of physical boundaries just draped herself all over me and attempted an ice breaker, could barely make out what she said... Feigned inability to comprehend language and she sauntered off. The ordeal is nearly over I think.

A girl who I am very, incredibly into just got paraletically drunk at a party, I offered to take her home so she actually made it there safely, she invited herself back to mine, constantly tried to winch me, curled up in a ball on top of me,grabbed my dick, and I wrapped her up in a blanket while she passed out and went to my room cos I'm not a piece of shit. Sometimes it's a pain in the arse having a conscience. She was absolutely ganting for It, and although I'm drunk aswell, I feel like consent involves being roughly the same drunk.

  On 1/6/2019 at 9:34 AM, messiaen said:

A girl who I am very, incredibly into just got paraletically drunk at a party, I offered to take her home so she actually made it there safely, she invited herself back to mine, constantly tried to winch me, curled up in a ball on top of me,grabbed my dick, and I wrapped her up in a blanket while she passed out and went to my room cos I'm not a piece of shit. Sometimes it's a pain in the arse having a conscience. She was absolutely ganting for It, and although I'm drunk aswell, I feel like consent involves being roughly the same drunk.

  On 1/6/2019 at 9:34 AM, messiaen said:

A girl who I am very, incredibly into just got paraletically drunk at a party, I offered to take her home so she actually made it there safely, she invited herself back to mine, constantly tried to winch me, curled up in a ball on top of me,grabbed my dick, and I wrapped her up in a blanket while she passed out and went to my room cos I'm not a piece of shit. Sometimes it's a pain in the arse having a conscience. She was absolutely ganting for It, and although I'm drunk aswell, I feel like consent involves being roughly the same drunk.

This is a success. Congrats.

Found a patch on my face where hair is not growing although hair had been growing there before

My textbook used the word "winngingest" in a section about big data..... smh

  On 1/6/2019 at 10:41 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

My textbook used the word "winngingest" in a section about big data..... smh

Edumacation!

  On 1/4/2019 at 8:20 PM, Braintree said:

GoFundMe gave me a refund for the money I donated to ChenGOD's friend's campaign. Wonder what happened.

 

Something to do with sanctions, am trying to find out more.

  On 1/6/2019 at 8:42 PM, Braintree said:

Found a patch on my face where hair is not growing although hair had been growing there before

I have one of those on top of my head. Weird.

It's where the government implanted you the microchips for mind-hacking. You better cut it out of you

I wouldn't mind face baldness. I'm tired of shaving.

  On 1/7/2019 at 9:06 PM, Braintree said:

I wouldn't mind face baldness. I'm tired of shaving.

laser..... facial hair removal?

Is that even a thing? 

Not sure, I'll just stick to duct tape and sand paper for now.

Ouch lol

Or pluck each individual beard hair until complete.

  On 1/7/2019 at 9:48 PM, Braintree said:

Not sure, I'll just stick to duct tape and sand paper for now.

Kinda drifting away from one of my best friends, sucks that he's like the only one I regularly hang out with...

I've always kinda known he was dramatic but, these days I'm older and I'm just kinda tired of hearing all of it... We've known each other for years, and he used to be a decent guy to hang with, but these days increasingly so it's always something, his  terrible taste in women, that becomes, his fucked up relationships that get horribly dysfunctional because they dont end when they should (one of them ending in a series of court cases over who owes who what), his work drama, his shitty roommates and landlords because he pretty much lives in a shared rental house rather than a proper apartment, etc... it's always something, and a lot of it seems to be stemmed from his inability to get himself away from these situations and I'm getting kinda tired of it all...

... I need new friends.

Adulting

Pmuch ghosty. I've cut out a number of people over the years, not because they're bad people but people change as they get older, interests and values diverge, so on. It always sucks but such is life, I think?

=/

i absolutely love putting cayenne powder and malagueta chilis on pretty much everyhing i eat but it makes me go poopoo real fast

I bought some indian curry snack because i had it at my friends house and it was really good... And i ate too much i guess, went right through me, fast, and angrily.

:(

  On 1/8/2019 at 6:19 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

:(

my ass is happy today, i threw that shit away.

I was in the middle of listening to a new leaked Louis CK set, which had me laughing pretty hard, but paused it about a third of the way through because I had some shit to do.  When I went back to it, the vid had been removed and appears to have been removed anywhere else it may have once been.  Either that or my googling skills have really gone to shite.  You'd think it would be on Pirate Bay or something.  iirc it was over an hour long!  

FWS: finally used iirc in a post.

Oh shit it's gone?? That was great and I only listened once :^(

Edit: it's on slsk. Listening for the second time, that fucking guy sat next to the mic....

if either of you find the whole set can you fwd me a copy?

It was alright. The bit about the practical jokes was great.