stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I finally got through this horrible murderous kids podcast without falling asleep, but now it's 5:20am and I haven't fallen asleep.

too drukn lol

not drunk enough lel

Ffs what's the point of having a case for your smartphone when it has one of those retarded "camera bumps". Shattered my phone cam within 2 months of owning this thing lol

I had a motorola smart phone for maybe 3 years, which I probably dropped a dozen times, no case, and never did the screen crack.  Couldn't believe how durable that mf was.  Got a google pixel, dropped once in the first week, insta-screen crack.

  On 1/9/2021 at 1:54 PM, yekker said:

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I've got that book in my shelf in Finnish. It's great.

I have a big glob of phlem stuck in my throat and I am anxious about choking on it.  Currently drinking tea and huffing the steam.  I'm not sure how I'll go to sleep if this thing doesn't resolve itself in the next couple of hours.

Just spent about 15 minutes violently hacking up phlegm into the toilet.  It feels like most of it is gone but not all, and now my throat hurts a lot.

I think I've discovered the problem:

I've had a lot of phlegm buildup and increased my swallowing over the course of the day, and this made my throat muscles sore.  I misinterpreted the muscle soreness as a choking hazard, looked it up online and found that people can actually choke on phlegm and die, and freaked out.  After drinking three cups of tea and hacking a lot, I have successfully made myself nauseous and bloated while also making the throat sensation many times worse.  Another Quota victory.

*Quora

I enjoyed a song that was either titled "mcat" or was by the artist "mcat".  So I typed that into youtube, and ever since I have seen ads for something called MCAT during practically every video I watch.  I still don't know what it is, but I really hate it.

48 hours to complete a 3,000 word essay for a film module on two films that I don't intend on watching.

  On 1/11/2021 at 12:25 PM, milkface said:

48 hours to complete a 3,000 word essay for a film module on two films that I don't intend on watching.

Which ones

  On 1/11/2021 at 1:10 PM, drillkicker said:

Which ones

Has to be any two of these four:

Rosetta (1999)

Ressources Humaines (1999)

La Loi du Marché (2015)

Jusqu'à la Garde (2017)

Bored out of my mind and haven’t been getting enough work lately 

  On 1/11/2021 at 1:21 PM, milkface said:

Has to be any two of these four:

 

Rosetta (1999)

Ressources Humaines (1999)

La Loi du Marché (2015)

Jusqu'à la Garde (2017)

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seen the first 2 of these, rosetta is especially depressing, as you might expect from the directors

i guess you guys are studying social dramas or whatever it's called, i'd hate to have to review that kind of shit

Still up at 5am yet again. 

Great.

  On 1/11/2021 at 1:58 PM, brian trageskin said:

seen the first 2 of these, rosetta is especially depressing, as you might expect from the directors

i guess you guys are studying social dramas or whatever it's called, i'd hate to have to review that kind of shit

yeah its chill i watched the top two in the end and managed to bash most of it today, will be done and dusted by tomorrow

  On 1/11/2021 at 1:21 PM, milkface said:

Has to be any two of these four:

 

Rosetta (1999)

Ressources Humaines (1999)

La Loi du Marché (2015)

Jusqu'à la Garde (2017)

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My familiarity with cinema diminishes after 1970, so these are all unknown to me.  I will add them to my list, though.

  On 1/11/2021 at 11:07 PM, drillkicker said:

My familiarity with cinema diminishes after 1970, so these are all unknown to me.  I will add them to my list, though.

they won awards at cannes but are not the most interesting thing in the world. mostly tackles contemporary social issues in a ‘nouveau réalisme’ style (no soundtrack, little dialogue)

There's a woodpecker in the park behind our house. It makes too much noise and it does it all day long.

I just matched with a woman on bumble. By her pics she is really cute and her bio reads "Grad student of ethnomusicology and anthro, interested in all things field recording, experimental music, Sacred Harp, Twin Peaks."

Needless to say my pussy is so wet right now shit is like the euphrates for real yo

  On 1/12/2021 at 10:24 AM, bupkis said:

I just matched with a woman on bumble. By her pics she is really cute and her bio reads "Grad student of ethnomusicology and anthro, interested in all things field recording, experimental music, Sacred Harp, Twin Peaks."

Needless to say my pussy is so wet right now shit is like the euphrates for real yo

I've watched my fair share of Married at First Sight and this is not gonna work out.

  On 1/12/2021 at 11:05 AM, Squee said:

I've watched my fair share of Married at First Sight and this is not gonna work out.

Yeah I know (sad face). I will probably blow it on the first date as we talk about the best moments in Twin Peaks and I falter and mention literally the worst subplots from season 2 when ABC or whoever took over.

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Yeah baby, I really loved when James left town and had an affair with that woman who had the husband with all those neat cars.

She's gonna smell bad taste all over me.