beerwolf Posted June 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Suck Nannies Cock Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2727295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Sylvia Paine 5.0 out of 5 starsAnother favourite of the Cat ! 12 March 2019 Flavour Name: BeefSize: 12 x 85 gVerified Purchase First Purchased in the East of Essex Co-op at about 55p each by no means a large amount of food after a while it went up to 79p per tin so I turned to Morrisons who was selling it for less. East of Essex co-op then opted the price to 99p per tin I refuse to pay that so I thought I would go on line - found it cheaper - The cat could eventually lose out on this one should the price rise - Sylvia Paine 5.0 out of 5 starsA Must for every gardener - who suffers from Dandelions 21 June 2019 Verified Purchase I purchased one of these tools some years ago they are amazing for getting dandelions plus long roots out!!!!! I have always ben worried that I would lose it - I have on a number of occasions- and promised myself that if I ever saw one like it I would purchase it - I saw this one - it is great - I purchased it - I am now going to get another for my sister. Sylvia Paine 5.0 out of 5 starsExcellent book - excellent author. 16 April 2019 Format: HardcoverVerified Purchase Another excellent book - althoughI refused to read any of his books when he was sent to prison - I was so disgusted with him - the rat. I will never purchase any of his prison diaries - but...... I have spent a fortune catching up with all the booksI had missed!!!!!!! Sylvia Paine 5.0 out of 5 starsThese are some of the best. 16 April 2019 Size: 10Colour: WhiteVerified Purchase Sloggi are one of the best makes for fit, quality, they wash well, wear well, they suit my way of life and certainly no knicker line. - Thank you. Sylvia Paine 5.0 out of 5 starsYou can do a poo pick up without bending! 16 April 2019 Verified Purchase This is an excellent bit of equipment for anyone who has a painful back and is unable to bend. I have a son who is going to have surgery on his back and at the moment is really suffering extremely bad back pain. He has been having to get on his knees to remove all the treasures from his pup. This piece of equipment he said is an absolutely a godsend. So pleased with it - I will get him another one for Christmas!!!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2727417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted July 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) The Chronicles Of Fish Beast Man Part 2 Two potato waffles, three fish fingers and a fried egg in between two slices of bread, but as I bit into it the darnedest thing happened. Upon opening my eyes I found myself at sea standing on the deck of the ship, immediately before my eyes I see a great white bushy beard spread out from my face. I look up to the sky and notice my arm is outstretched and in my head I'm holding aloft the severed head of another mythical sea creature. "Another Kraken slain Captain Birdseye, that's the sixth foul creature slain by your hand since we began this expedition to purge the oceans of monstrosities and primarily catch enough cod to keep Fair England well stocked with frozen fish fingers for a lifetime and then some" The savage crew of guttersnipes and cut throats rolled with rum and celebration, and huge white dragon clouds whispered fast overhead, charging head first towards the disappearing horizon on the ancient age of sail winds. I stood upon the deck alone, the rum, the sodomy and the lash heaving below me. My eyes, ears and mind were fixed upon the distance, and all I could see was an apocalyptic darkness. Kraken was small fry compared to what lurked beneath. The Kraken was fish food for Fish Beast Man. I kept close to my 2 way radio. Edited July 7, 2019 by beer badger Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2728230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 I AM BIG BILLY THE BIG WET BILLY AND I'M GONNA GO CLEARLY UM MMMMMMMMM Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2728234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1000 Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 hello spiral Crib's Warship Rots EKT Plus 199 10883 posts Gender: Male Location: The Greater London Interests: Being smooth Country: United Kingdom Joined Jul 2008 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2728236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Ben Franklin invented electricity. Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip. Walter Frederick Morrison invented the frisbee. Henry John Heinz invented ketchup. Alexandre Edmond Becquerel invented solar panels. Dr. Seuss invented the double sided dildo. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2728238 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted July 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) Hail your new God Fish Beast Man!! His salivating bloodlust has drawn him from the darkest, deepest drifts of the Dark Sea. His foul fucking beast gut, belly flops onto the shallows of the estuary. The boats with wise Skippers with the ancient tools to hunt him down have missed a trick. The boats with modern technology and digital tools have missed a trick. No one can track him. Cloaked in sullen medieval mist the distant village sleeps soundly. Soon Fish Beast Man will completely pillage this pathetic village. Every chicken, pig, goose and duck will be eaten whole and the bones shat out of his savage foul arsehole on the murky shores. A funeral pyre of stinking bones and digested meat. On the hill in the distance the vicar sat in his church see's Fish Beast Man as his new God. But the villagers prepare for battle against the stinking foul intruder. They gather close like a coven of witches around the 2 way radio. And they prepare to fight! Edited July 21, 2019 by beer badger Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2731350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronical Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 How are your family doing? Healthy? Chilled? Relaxing over Sunday dinner prep? Something you wouldn’t wanna experience being fucked with by lengths on here, agreed? Then, unfortunately for you, some tool on here is more than apable of curling one off on all that. Think about the ramifications of that & if yer an orphan or estranged, apologies. WATMM will only die if self anointed used tampons aren’t called out on their actions. Hypocrisy and the epitome of the Spiralised gimp. You wouldn’t last 30seconds in person with my wife, repeat that bollix you’ve repeated here on & on and she’d arm bar while you were busy stroking your own ego. Cue mod ban...you hide in packs, you operate in packs and you seem incapable of anything beyond that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chronical's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2731352 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2731355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 futa Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2731384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted August 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 (edited) We had climbed through the ancient sunburnt gorges of the frontier together and paddled bright yellow canoes through silent canyons that will meander in my dreamtime forever. Sparkling waterfalls forged cold bottomless pools that provided instant relief from the scorched heat of the inland frontier, these watery chasms were good places to breath in the shade of the midday sun. To me this land was desolate and vast, but not dead, there were spirits here and they seemed to echo everywhere. Then one day the tortured shades of orange rock gave way to an endless horizon of blue. We had discovered the ocean and we awakened from the fever. Somewhere off the coast, hidden deep in the marine vortex, something leviathan shifted. The crushing horror of the flood of The Dark Sea was nothing to the fucking Beast that followed in it's wake. Hewn of fish, coral and crustaceans! Edited August 3, 2019 by beer badger Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2734257 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Pistache, yeah yeah Pistache, the music is pistache and the pistache is pistache Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2734271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 How many have died at Walmart this week? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2734273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiefinger Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2734274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 (edited) Paul Blart: Rapist Terminator 2: Fuck Wit Dre Day Titanic 2: This Time It’s A Spaceship That Hits An Asteroid + Inception Batman Begins... The Fucking Keto Diet Game Of Thrones: Titties, Rape, Castration, Gore, Dragons, Incest, and that Witty ass Midget Nia + Ed Sheeran Alien 8: Humans Raping Aliens Edited August 4, 2019 by Candiru Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2734326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Myth: Hyenas are hermaphrodites. Truth: This myth may come from the fact that spotted hyena females are generally bigger than males and have a pseudo-penis. These pseudo-penises, or pseudophalluses, are paired with "testicles"—actually fused labia filled with fatty tissue. Both sexes get erections when they're excitedly greeting each other, Benson-Amram says. These pseudo-penises aren't just for show: Females give birth through their “penis,” which “has to tear when the first cub passes through,” she says. (Read more about hyena sexual quirks in How Can You Tell a Female Animal from a Male?) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2736262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Coyote Ugly 2: Hyena Hawt Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2736264 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 dude, giving birth through your penis, ouch. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2736269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 whep Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2736272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 https://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/show-me-pics-of-your-fursona.1624464/ Pictures of peoples inner furries Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2736296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Rootin’ Tootin’ hollerin’ knee slappin’ belly rubbin’ Finger lickin’ Toe tappin’ Flim flammin’ stick to your ribs lolly gaggin’ Grab assin’ dick slappin’ mashed taters for ya fellers dagnabbit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2736342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbass Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 The damned man ate a FUCKING SLICE OF bread whilst knowing full well that sounds are not for free. This ends here my Lord, I have my sword sgeathened and my appointment on hold so I will take a good leak on the son's sister tonight. Yes I have been sleeping. shit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2736344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 got a bitch that play in movies in my jacuzzi pussy juicy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2736368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 apology for poor english when were you when eugene dies i was sat at home browse internet when post appear 'eugene is kill' 'no' hello spiral 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2736931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 missy elliot then and now supposedly she a has a thyroid problem. it's almost a different person. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/13/#findComment-2737299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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