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shrek two fully reloaded

diddy smalls

  On 11/4/2020 at 1:02 AM, Cryptowen said:

shrek two fully reloaded

Shrek loads (when you have too much spirulina)

  On 11/5/2020 at 12:12 AM, Candiru said:

Shrek loads (when you have too much spirulina)

whut uhr yuh doin in muh swamp

  On 11/5/2020 at 12:38 AM, Cryptowen said:

whut uhr yuh doin in muh swamp

Donkeh !

Is it washable?

recess episode where the entire school anxiously awaits to see if king bob will win the vote & remain king of the playground, as the kids on the swingsets drag their heels literally & figuratively

Satan’s mousey wangus maximus laughing spreads his ballsackus

You fucking Devil Worshipping simpleton!

You were supposed to suck my cock not chew into shreads!!

Satan laughing spreads his wings!!!

Dumbocracy®

*joe rogan voice* so, when you say that in the future we won't have eyes in the normal places, what do you mean by that?

*neil smokedegrasse tyson voice* well joe, evolutionary biology suggests that eventually we won't just have eyes on the face. in fact, eyes won't just be limited to one spot by default. essentially how it'll be is that by default you have no eyes.

*joe* no eyes?

*neil* no eyes joe. just spots where an eye could grow, anywhere on your body. eyes will emerge as you need them from the pores of your skin. sometimes one, sometimes many. anywhere on you, joe. they'll stay for a while, and then shoot out of you, like a botfly larva escaping from the chrysalsis of your flesh. they fly off into the sky, looking to parasitically infect birds.imagine joe, sittingin the park, seeing a seagull laden down with human eyes, entire surface covered, wings flapping labouriously as eyes of every colour stare out at you, blinking

*joe* wow....

*inspirational ambient music playing*

i've been saying josh rogan's name wrong deliberately for weeks now and people seem really on board with it. also i fancy me an indian takeaway.

bill i don't know why u've taken it upon yourself to start policing the entire vegan mukbang asmr community

i remember the halycon days when the only E-C.O.P. i associated your name with was "eating cans of peas"

Yes Grandma soon I’ll tell him to suck your cock

spooky scary elephants

Beep, beep. I'm a jeep.

Well done Bill 

"chill beats to study to" mix except it's just slowed down 90s rnb songs with layered samples of people playing those piano songs Neitzsche wrote, and you call it Eternal Return of the Mack

*jordan peterson voice* and, well, i found out that because of my medical condition, i just can't be around fruit. put me in a room with a banana, joe, and trust me - you wouldn't want to get close

*joe rogan voice* why, would you shit your pants?

*jp* joe, if i saw a banana, i'd shit your pants

not many people know this but in the early 90s i approached the french philosopher gilles deleuze about developing a software app to spread his ideas. it was to be called the bonzaibuddywithoutorgans, a friendly advice dispensing character who was either a gorilla becoming-purple or purple becoming-gorilla. deleuze said, wow that's a great idea, but what platform are we gonna develop it for? i said, well let's just pick one to start & go from there - how do you feel about windows? and deleuze said

folks, i have evidence - this is an Infowars exclusive - I have heard from a reliable source the China has a time machine. And with this time machine they intend to, according to my source...they intend to go back in time to the day Johnny Cash recorded his cover of Hurt, and - they're going to swap out his lyric sheet with the lyrics to the chocolate rain song.

"Are you any kind of Ahtist? You're no Ahtist. The Ahtist respects the Silence that serves as the foundation of Creativity."

  On 12/31/2020 at 6:02 AM, ambermonke said:

"Are you any kind of Ahtist? You're no Ahtist. The Ahtist respects the Silence that serves as the foundation of Creativity."

He isn't wrong, though. There is something entitled and complacent about terrible street musicians that ruin the day of thousands of pedestrians (usually some dumb ass "countercultural" neohippis). They have no respect and pollute the soundscape of the city with their noise. They should be assaulted more frequently