Things people write on Facebook

who remembers going to the ice skating rink as kid in the 90's? i remember the techno music and the general atmosphere quite well. evocative times...

it's also scary that some people actually liked that (@rixxx)

  On 3/21/2013 at 8:56 AM, triachus said:

it's also scary that some people actually liked that (@rixxx)

I know? I dont even? I always feel like posting "what are you going on about?!'

She's really really truly mental.

The thing is she does have pretty bad English, which obviously doesn't help but clearly the subject matter whether or not she's speaking in good English is just ridiculous

  On 3/21/2013 at 8:51 AM, rixxx said:

 

  On 3/20/2013 at 9:11 AM, rixxx said:

this is my brothers thai gf.

 

 

 

 

I have no idea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry bro

Is it weird that I recognise that avatar? I think she's either being fraped or just talking shit, but not actually mental

wait, what? the avatar I am recognising is yours...

no that's what she's always posting and yeah that avatar you can see is mine.. It's the same as my twitter so maybe you recognise it from there?

yes that'll be it

maybe you're a stalker?

Busted! Yeah those quotes are all kinds of wtf

i've removed all my friends from the news feed, one by one. now my news feed is empty.

  On 3/21/2013 at 7:08 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

i've removed all my friends from the news feed, one by one. now my news feed is empty.

2 cool 4 friends

Somebody posted this garbage on my feed: http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2012/12/oklahoma-did-it-anyway.html

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Oklahoma is the only state that Obama did not win even one county in the last election... While everyone is focusing on Arizona ’s new law, look what Oklahoma has been doing!!!!

An update from Oklahoma :

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this i
s a conservative state, based on Christian values...! HB 1330

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB 1804. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal's to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional SB 1102

Guess what......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas , Montana and Utah as the only states to do so.
More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi and Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a setback for the criminals The Liberals didn't like it -- But....
Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL drivers’ license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma , you must read and write English. Really simple.

By the way, the Liberals don't like any of this either

Guess what...who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway.

Unfriended.

I hope Oklahoma dies in a car crash.

  On 3/21/2013 at 9:09 PM, Braintree said:

Somebody posted this garbage on my feed: http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2012/12/oklahoma-did-it-anyway.html

 

 

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The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a setback for the criminals The Liberals didn't like it -- But....

Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway.

 

By the way, the Liberals don't like any of this either

 

 

Unfriended.

Fucking Liberals trying to take away our bear arms.

  On 3/22/2013 at 12:11 AM, triachus said:

lol

  On 3/22/2013 at 12:43 AM, usagi said:

what's the duck got to do with any of it?

 

 

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what's duuuck gat ta doo, gat ta doo wit it

 

It's a male mallard duck. Female mallards don't have green heads, let alone the same colour pattern on their bodies.

  On 3/22/2013 at 4:43 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 3/22/2013 at 12:43 AM, usagi said:

what's the duck got to do with any of it?

 

 

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what's duuuck gat ta doo, gat ta doo wit it

 

 

It's a male mallard duck. Female mallards don't have green heads, let alone the same colour pattern on their bodies.

I prefer the theory that the pic was originally going to be a dick to symbolize masculinity, but because that would get flagged and removed from facebook they opted for a duck because it's only one letter away from being a dick. Makes perfect sense really.

  On 3/22/2013 at 12:43 AM, usagi said:

what's the duck got to do with any of it?

 

 

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what's duuuck gat ta doo, gat ta doo wit it

 

Maybe it has something to do with this: http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/

What's up with people starting to use hashtags on facebook?

Girl that asked me to Fall tolo in high school:

"Just so we're all clear... I do still have my tats. ;)"

Where the fuck was I expecting them to go?

I'm gay and I enjoy double penetration

  On 3/24/2013 at 8:05 PM, Ceerial said:

 

What's up with people starting to use hashtags on facebook?

 

 

#running #sushi #with #daddy #11 #disches #full #can't #eat #more #fun #funny #pile #álle #copenhagen #taste #nice #all #you #can #eat

it's a new feature

  On 3/22/2013 at 5:00 AM, isaki said:

.. and you just shared the picture.

not on fb