Things people write on Facebook

  On 3/8/2013 at 8:13 AM, drukqs said:

"I really want to go to school for art, but parents do not like. But I know in this doggy dog world, haters are a diamond dozen. Irregardless, I shouldnt take my dreams for granite, and know I should take theyre insults with a grain assault. I mean its Marrch after all, and for all insensitive purposes, my future is upmost importance to me, expesially since Im not that up in the high-arkey of sociality yet, y' know? I minus well just go."

hahaha, this is pure gold

personally, i find it rather overdone...

I'm not joking when I say that only recently, like a couple months ago, did I realize that it was "intents and purposes", not "intensive purposes".

Ugh... two facebook friends just quoted Deepak Chopra.

This made me laugh harder than it probably should.

*mind asplodes*

  On 3/8/2013 at 7:38 PM, Timothy Forward said:

 

 

  On 3/8/2013 at 8:13 AM, drukqs said:

"I really want to go to school for art, but parents do not like. But I know in this doggy dog world, haters are a diamond dozen. Irregardless, I shouldnt take my dreams for granite, and know I should take theyre insults with a grain assault. I mean its Marrch after all, and for all insensitive purposes, my future is upmost importance to me, expesially since Im not that up in the high-arkey of sociality yet, y' know? I minus well just go."

Fucking lol

 

 

Is there anything more daunting than trying to write everything a perspective date might need to know, and putting it in a box on the internet?"

new one to me. from a dating site obviously.. i actually said "oh dear." quite loudly (omg) when i read this

edit: "Finishing up an English degree at the University of Bristol."

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Happy Anniversary to me and my Boyfriend - Gym. It's another date today. He is helping me with my squats :)

Am I the only one who's taking this the wrong way?

Also:

Kentucky Fried Dragonball

"So here's the story: I smoked too much weed, got sent to a psychiatric unit, got diagnosed with bipolar, made even more mistakes when I got out of the hospital trying to replace my boyfriend of 4 months, got sent back to another mental hospital, but at the end of it all I realized I lost the one thing that meant the most to me. I am only human, I make mistakes, I'm not perfect nor have I ever claimed to be. I wish everyone would just accept me for the person I am. I just got done with one of the hardest times of my life and I really just want to get better. If you want to judge me for finding religion out of this bad situation, you can. I have faith now and more morals than before and just hope that some of you at [anonymous high school] can just give me a break."

She smoked too much weed

I can't wait to get the scans of my arms and legs so u can see the amount of forgein matter I have in my body

  On 3/9/2013 at 7:04 PM, ambermonk said:

 

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Happy Anniversary to me and my Boyfriend - Gym. It's another date today. He is helping me with my squats :)

 

Am I the only one who's taking this the wrong way?

 

 

She probably meant Jim.

One of my army dudebros "friends" on Facebook just posted this.

MASSIVE RESPECT

edit: fucking lol, look at this group: http://www.facebook.com/SOTOGTFO

WAR IS SO COOL BRAH!!!12

"Today on XBLA - how not to shoot a bow and arrow, by Lara Croft. What is this?! Makes my eyes hurt....like Lovecraft drew this, just doesn't make sense to my mind!

*Posts a screenshot of Lara Croft holding a bow with the arrow resting on the wrong side*"

Derp.

People who post serious photos of themselves looking artsy, people who post inspirational quotes, and look like they enjoy poetry. Fuck those people.

No wait, you know what... Fuck the people who "like" that shit.

There's this one woman on my fb, and she may have well just posted the best fwp complaint ever:

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Whoever thought heated backseats was a good idea obviously never had teenagers with ass-washing aversions. Smells like a shit bonfire in our rental.

  On 3/10/2013 at 1:10 AM, triachus said:

 

There's this one woman on my fb, and she may have well just posted the best fwp complaint ever:

 

 

 

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Whoever thought heated backseats was a good idea obviously never had teenagers with ass-washing aversions. Smells like a shit bonfire in our rental.

hahahaha

  On 3/10/2013 at 1:09 AM, Squee said:

People who post serious photos of themselves looking artsy, people who post inspirational quotes, and look like they enjoy poetry. Fuck those people.

No wait, you know what... Fuck the people who "like" that shit.

hey,

I enjoy poetry

(however, I'm not sure whether I look like I enjoy poetry)

  On 3/9/2013 at 1:14 AM, luke viia said:

 

  On 3/8/2013 at 8:13 AM, drukqs said:

"I really want to go to school for art, but parents do not like. But I know in this doggy dog world, haters are a diamond dozen. Irregardless, I shouldnt take my dreams for granite, and know I should take theyre insults with a grain assault. I mean its Marrch after all, and for all insensitive purposes, my future is upmost importance to me, expesially since Im not that up in the high-arkey of sociality yet, y' know? I minus well just go."

 

hahaha, this is pure gold

This has to be fake. There are like 5 idioms that are written incorrectly.

are people with iphones incapable of saving pictures? they always have to fucking printscreen shit and then never crop out the menus, looks totally retarded -- and I don't even understand when people printscreen their own photo gallery. wtf? blows my mind

  On 3/10/2013 at 12:15 AM, Ceerial said:

WAR IS SO COOL BRAH!!!12

lol Red Friday

BUT RED IS COMMUNIST!!!

  On 3/2/2013 at 11:18 AM, rixxx said:

A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was girlfriend's mother crying saying that his girlfriend was killed last night. He was in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!". Moral of the story: never rejects those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars!

If ever you are touched by this story .. Share & click on "Like" ♥

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEVER IGNORE YOUR FUCKING ANNOYING NEEDY SHIT OF A GIRLFRIEND.

 

 

Although, if you do you dont have to worry about breaking up with the crazy bitch.

My mind boggles.

I'm contantly finding that random people in the internet post much more interesting stuff than any of my facebook friends. Something about how facebook is designed just makes it impossible to have a decent or funny conversation there.

I think we should all deliberately try our hardest to make Facebook an even worse place than it really is.

Post terrible terrible likebait stuff like the one above, spread it as far as you can. Unashamedly post cute kitten pics.

Lets turn facebook into a veritable hell of folksy bullshit and kittens.

  On 3/10/2013 at 4:22 PM, zazen said:

Lets turn facebook into a veritable hell of folksy bullshit and kittens.

It's there already dude

  On 3/10/2013 at 5:11 PM, Timothy Forward said:

 

  On 3/10/2013 at 4:22 PM, zazen said:

Lets turn facebook into a veritable hell of folksy bullshit and kittens.

 

It's there already dude

I know, but it must accelerate. Its the only way.

  On 3/10/2013 at 12:04 PM, usagi said:

"if da world waz a girl id stik my dik in da ground an fuk da world"

This is so unabashedly dumb and tasteless that it kind of works for me. I'd "like" that.

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if you are a man, and hate waiting... Bad luck for us when you like woman...