Things people write on Facebook

Take those arbitrary figures I made up with a grain of salt though. It's merely satire based on observation.

  On 3/5/2013 at 11:35 PM, A/D said:

The truth is that consumer overspending is about as rampant as blatant welfare abuse, which is to say it's a myth perpetuated by wealthy people to distract from the real theft going on in this country.

That's the truthiest thing I've seen on watmm in a while.

  On 3/6/2013 at 8:04 PM, triachus said:

twice as perfect!

  On 3/6/2013 at 2:25 AM, isaki said:

this guy has been posting the same thing for ages, he poses his little teddy thing next to things and writes a suiting caption like the one above

aww, it's a normal trying to be funny. Isn't that cute.

what

  On 3/6/2013 at 8:04 PM, triachus said:

That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen

But at least the percent sign comes before the numbers I guess...

"until the other slags interfere" lolololol

Somebody on my friend list just shared this.

The tattoo in bottom left corner... fucking lol.

lol, I would love to win 1000 kr worth of derp.

  On 3/3/2013 at 12:15 PM, Awepittance said:

 

 

  On 3/3/2013 at 7:23 AM, cult fiction said:

what the fuck is going on, the photoshop in it is remarkable in it's badness. Woah at the animal one too, are these for real?

 

 

I think that camera shot is a crotch POV and the dog is about to bite some genitals.

"I really want to go to school for art, but parents do not like. But I know in this doggy dog world, haters are a diamond dozen. Irregardless, I shouldnt take my dreams for granite, and know I should take theyre insults with a grain assault. I mean its Marrch after all, and for all insensitive purposes, my future is upmost importance to me, expesially since Im not that up in the high-arkey of sociality yet, y' know? I minus well just go."

grain assault

  On 3/8/2013 at 8:13 AM, drukqs said:

"I really want to go to school for art, but parents do not like. But I know in this doggy dog world, haters are a diamond dozen. Irregardless, I shouldnt take my dreams for granite, and know I should take theyre insults with a grain assault. I mean its Marrch after all, and for all insensitive purposes, my future is upmost importance to me, expesially since Im not that up in the high-arkey of sociality yet, y' know? I minus well just go."

that's fake, right?

oh god please be fake

if real, please link

Oh fuck I want to post that on fb myself

I did, in the group of my school for art.

  On 3/8/2013 at 8:53 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 3/8/2013 at 8:13 AM, drukqs said:

"I really want to go to school for art, but parents do not like. But I know in this doggy dog world, haters are a diamond dozen. Irregardless, I shouldnt take my dreams for granite, and know I should take theyre insults with a grain assault. I mean its Marrch after all, and for all insensitive purposes, my future is upmost importance to me, expesially since Im not that up in the high-arkey of sociality yet, y' know? I minus well just go."

 

that's fake, right?

 

oh god please be fake

 

if real, please link

for all intensive purposes i think its real. irregardless, i think it was made to be funny

  On 3/3/2013 at 7:27 AM, Deer said:

Personally i like this one better (i love the tag line Life Yes - Drugs no)

 

  On 3/8/2013 at 8:13 AM, drukqs said:

"I really want to go to school for art, but parents do not like. But I know in this doggy dog world, haters are a diamond dozen. Irregardless, I shouldnt take my dreams for granite, and know I should take theyre insults with a grain assault. I mean its Marrch after all, and for all insensitive purposes, my future is upmost importance to me, expesially since Im not that up in the high-arkey of sociality yet, y' know? I minus well just go."

Fucking lol

I cannot get to the other side of this quote. Damn this new quoting system. Anyway, this is the correct answer.

  On 3/8/2013 at 4:36 PM, Frankie5fingers said:

or all intensive purposes i think its real. irregardless, i think it was made to be funny

listening reasons why they'd hate to be asian (originally posted on fb)

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhTiwTSMmS9x8O7H03

  On 3/7/2013 at 2:13 AM, isaki said:

what

wasn't having a go at you kid. But the chap whose fb that was. ppl are too emo.

delet... - always assume that he's being nice, or attempting to be funny and failing.

all is good, just didn't understand what you meant whether is was directed at me or big Ray