Things people write on Facebook

Oh come on, cut good old Geroge Carlin some slack. He was a genius, after all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCGMInJ7jYE

wonderfully designed

love that typeface

needs more jpeg

yeah man letterbox that shit

Can't get enough of those inspirational messages.

  On 2/27/2013 at 7:34 AM, Tauhid said:

Can't get enough of those inspirational messages.

You should friend my mom.

  On 2/27/2013 at 9:18 AM, Braintree said:

 

  On 2/27/2013 at 7:34 AM, Tauhid said:

Can't get enough of those inspirational messages.

 

You should friend my mom.

I friended your mom so hard, it took 2 bottles of vaseline to unfriend her.

  On 2/27/2013 at 9:21 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 2/27/2013 at 9:18 AM, Braintree said:

 

  On 2/27/2013 at 7:34 AM, Tauhid said:

Can't get enough of those inspirational messages.

 

You should friend my mom.

 

I friended your mom so hard, it took 2 bottles of vaseline to unfriend her.

You think it's over, but it ain't.

  On 2/26/2013 at 2:58 PM, patternoverlap said:

love that typeface

same i also love the ridiculous jpeg compression

  On 2/27/2013 at 9:26 AM, Braintree said:

 

  On 2/27/2013 at 9:21 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 2/27/2013 at 9:18 AM, Braintree said:

 

  On 2/27/2013 at 7:34 AM, Tauhid said:

Can't get enough of those inspirational messages.

 

You should friend my mom.

 

I friended your mom so hard, it took 2 bottles of vaseline to unfriend her.

 

You think it's over, but it ain't.

Is it over now?

"oh mine deskytop, many many things.... 1) you're funny and i meant to use caps lock just there.... 2) you have the internet again, after that period of time i'll refer to as your blackout... 3) how was storage in kern? cold? windy? not in there i bet! 4) now all that's wrong is i put my phone down somewhere and forgot about it, meaning nothing... atoll

(insert your favorite atol pic here.)"

"Moon is looking crazy tonight. Gonna have some trippy dreams for sure."

"Who is this "Oscar" and why is he telling me what movies are good?"

- comment: "Some annoying bastard who goes around telling us that movies like Schindler's List is is better then Iron Man and that we're wrong for enjoying the later more."

  On 2/27/2013 at 9:08 PM, Tauhid said:

"Who is this "Oscar" and why is he telling me what movies are good?"

- comment: "Some annoying bastard who goes around telling us that movies like Schindler's List is is better then Iron Man and that we're wrong for enjoying the later more."

hahaha

Not so much what people write, but man, because i went to university, I have a lot of friends who are in their early 20s. It's fucking creepy weird seeing the shit older men post on some of these girls' facebook timelines.

also loving that jpeg compression artifact effect. Someone needs to make a photoshop filter to get that effect. A++

Photoshop can export to jpg at the lowest possible quality :P gif compression is also cool

A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was girlfriend's mother crying saying that his girlfriend was killed last night. He was in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!". Moral of the story: never rejects those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars!
If ever you are touched by this story .. Share & click on "Like" ♥

NEVER IGNORE YOUR FUCKING ANNOYING NEEDY SHIT OF A GIRLFRIEND.

Although, if you do you dont have to worry about breaking up with the crazy bitch.

  On 3/2/2013 at 11:18 AM, rixxx said:

A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was girlfriend's mother crying saying that his girlfriend was killed last night. He was in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!". Moral of the story: never rejects those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars!

If ever you are touched by this story .. Share & click on "Like" ♥

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEVER IGNORE YOUR FUCKING ANNOYING NEEDY SHIT OF A GIRLFRIEND.

 

 

Although, if you do you dont have to worry about breaking up with the crazy bitch.

Jesus I really really hate twisted magical thinking like this.

who would say "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!" unless they were in Elizabethan England?

wouldn't you call?! WTF?!

I cant deal with these posts

  On 3/2/2013 at 11:18 AM, rixxx said:

A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was girlfriend's mother crying saying that his girlfriend was killed last night. He was in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!". Moral of the story: never rejects those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars!

If ever you are touched by this story .. Share & click on "Like" ♥

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEVER IGNORE YOUR FUCKING ANNOYING NEEDY SHIT OF A GIRLFRIEND.

 

 

Although, if you do you dont have to worry about breaking up with the crazy bitch.

The moral of the story was more along the lines of the boy who cried wolf.

I like the spin provided by your cold logic too though.

the moral to that story is that plenty of people are idiots.

Lol

I first read it as "something is falling on me". I might change it to that and annoy the piss out of everyone with it. CONSTANTLY!

Someone's following her? Following her where? How could he have ever helped her with such crucial information missing? That's one of the worst whatever-the-hell-that's-supposed-to-be statuses ever. Just astoundingly awful on every level.