Things people write on Facebook

It does, it does say Fanny Van.

I hate promiscuous women who post a semi revealing picture and getting 40 likes from guys who want to fuck her and girls commenting "OMG UR SO CUTE"

I've seen this so many times its literally become a cliche.

  On 2/20/2013 at 8:02 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

I hate promiscuous women who post a semi revealing picture and getting 40 likes from guys who want to fuck her and girls commenting "OMG UR SO CUTE"

 

I've seen this so many times its literally become a cliche.

lol, I know what you mean. It's like throwing a raw T-bone steak out in the open for a pack of hungry dogs. They love attention.

I've come to the conclusion lately that Facebook isn't completely a bad thing. All the good bits are occasional interesting pictures or articles people share. I couldn't care less about most of the personal status updates or photos I see though. Half of the photos I see are of food, happy couples, or cute things.

I have a social acquaintance who is an ex-marine. The guy is nice, is a total stoner and can barbecue some damn fine ribs... But the dude makes a total ass of himself on Facebook with things like

"Damn libs need to quit breeding there just making more stupid people......"

Anyone with a shred of decent grammar knows the above sentence makes him look like a complete dumbass

And pics like this

and

  On 2/21/2013 at 1:44 AM, Audioblysk said:

I have a social acquaintance who is an ex-marine. The guy is nice, is a total stoner and can barbecue some damn fine ribs... But the dude makes a total ass of himself on Facebook with things like

 

 

Oh dear.

With gun ownership I can relate, but trying to be a fanatic about it and backing it with religion...this is why Americans get stereotyped as belligerent crazies.

I still think Switzerland leads the best example of gun ownership rights. From what I hear, everyone is drafted into the army right after they reach adulthood, and once they've completed their service, they take their rifle home with them and keep it for defence. And they're quiet about it.

i like the "would you die for your friends and family" picture. he asks you that, you sneer and respond by pulling out a gun, then he nods and goes "fuck yeah" and you both hi five.

lol.

:/

I need to stop opening this thread.

Facebook has been an interesting phenomenon for me lately. I've been posting explicitly cynical rants out of boredom which everyone's been laughing at recently, except my uncle who keeps trying to make fun of me and then goes on a massive moral crusade to censor me when I point out how childish and pretentious he is. To give you a clue of what that side of my family are like, here's a clusterfuck that my aunt (who he's married to) just posted up:

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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.

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gross

hahahah i've seen that one before, what a lol

i dont even

  On 2/22/2013 at 1:31 AM, sneaksta303 said:

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dayum,. liberal rape is hot

  On 2/18/2013 at 12:55 AM, Deer said:

 

  On 2/13/2013 at 8:11 PM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

 

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  On 2/13/2013 at 5:32 PM, Friendly Foil said:

That teens only group is painful.

 

The sad thing is that there are literally thousands of groups like that.

Well at least we know who to personally blame when things go to shit.

 

That is depressing.

 

This sentiment is bullshit, they'l grow out of this bullshit, they are just fucking idiot kids.

I finally figured out why these pages exist. Everything you've ever seen like "Like if you hate satan" or "1 like = 1 punch to the man" is simply a ruse to get people to like the page and like the photos they post. Eventually, these pages get millions of likes and then the owners of the page sell the pages to a willing buyer. The more likes the page has, the more money they'll get. The whole point is that they then transfer ownership of these pages to the buyer (who is usually the head of a company or brand) and the they then change the page completely to whatever may fit their need. It's basically tricking people into giving a company or brand exposure.

that story about einstein made me want to kill people.

edit: I won't though, because I'm a peacefull guy.

  On 2/22/2013 at 5:57 AM, zaphod said:

 

  On 2/22/2013 at 1:31 AM, sneaksta303 said:

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dayum,. liberal rape is hot

lol

In the UK we piss on all our rapists, some like it, some don't.

duuhhhh

if you eat asparagus with every meal your piss can be used as a weapon. remember to always target the assailant's face. doing cartwheels while pissing can be used to increase distance and coverage, which is a great technique for setting up a perimeter. stay safe out there ladies.

  On 2/22/2013 at 1:58 AM, Aserinsky said:

 

Facebook has been an interesting phenomenon for me lately. I've been posting explicitly cynical rants out of boredom which everyone's been laughing at recently, except my uncle who keeps trying to make fun of me and then goes on a massive moral crusade to censor me when I point out how childish and pretentious he is. To give you a clue of what that side of my family are like, here's a clusterfuck that my aunt (who he's married to) just posted up:

 

 

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By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.

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Professor: Do you wanna fuck?

(silence)

Professor: I'm talking to you blue eyes

Student: yes! where and when?

Professor: any hotel room in this city dude

Student: right on!

This conversation made you horny? share with friends and family

By the way the student was galileo.

(that was easy)

"By the way, that student was EINSTEIN."

LOL

Though I'm not religious, I saw this post by the official [ f] page of Ghana this morning and thought it was pretty clever:

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A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country
and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you
in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the
Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Ghanaian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"


He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and
then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Ghanaian devil
comes in & whips you for the
rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting
to get in?" asks the man.


A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never
any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. The nails were paid
for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is
comfortable to sleep on……

And the Ghanaian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in,
signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A GHANAIAN
HUH?

See the bright side of things. Have a nice weekend.