Things people write on Facebook

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:50 AM, jhonny said:

 

wut?

This is a joke referring to the fact that the text in the status update box before you click inside of it reads "What's going on, [your name]?" Not stupid, a bit funny actually.

  On 1/9/2013 at 11:47 PM, tec said:

One of my hippie friends is seeing this prick soon and posted this video. For masochists only.

 

He's like a bad impression of Buddy Wakefield.

I've seen a post floating around about John Cena dying from a head injury.

  On 1/10/2013 at 2:56 AM, gmanyo said:

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:50 AM, jhonny said:

 

wut?

This is a joke referring to the fact that the text in the status update box before you click inside of it reads "What's going on, [your name]?" Not stupid, a bit funny actually.

ahh got it. Thought she was channelling Clint Eastwood for a second there.

  On 1/9/2013 at 11:47 PM, tec said:

One of my hippie friends is seeing this prick soon and posted this video. For masochists only.

 

what the FUCK is that?

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:45 AM, LimpyLoo said:

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:37 AM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

i don't have no insecurities...

 

do you actually care if i make fun of your lazy eye and lack of teeth and hillbilly hair???

 

If those were actual insecurities of mine, then by definition yes.

 

But since they're not, then no.

  On 1/10/2013 at 1:10 PM, modey said:

  On 1/9/2013 at 11:47 PM, tec said:

One of my hippie friends is seeing this prick soon and posted this video. For masochists only.

 

 

what the FUCK is that?

I wish I knew. I'm a glutton for punishment and had a look at his other videos and somehow this one is even worse.

I cannot cringe hard enough at that guy. I seriously thought it was an SNL or Portlandia skit.

LOL that is a joke isn't it, that joke video

he is serious, apparently

  On 1/10/2013 at 6:04 AM, asymmetrical head said:

I've seen a post floating around about John Cena dying from a head injury.

Shit! I had to google it, its lies!

  On 1/10/2013 at 2:54 PM, tec said:

  On 1/10/2013 at 1:10 PM, modey said:

  On 1/9/2013 at 11:47 PM, tec said:

One of my hippie friends is seeing this prick soon and posted this video. For masochists only.

 

 

what the FUCK is that?

 

I wish I knew. I'm a glutton for punishment and had a look at his other videos and somehow this one is even worse.

 

grated carrots!!

I'm going to be sick

Also is it just me, or are quotes fucked at the moment? I'm not seeing any frames for them. A few broken images too.

God look at the knobber in the green hoodie bobbing his head like a bell-end at about 1:06 in that video Keltoi just posted.

If we try to help everybody as he says, then the Earth will overpopulate and we don't have enough room for everybody and we'll 'have to' start using forests, but that's also our food... So we should just stop helping everybody on Earth for our own good...

OH my god wtf is that.

might be jazz - worst status of the day

edit: stuff like this

Well that's just lovely.

(it's a moth of a babe, get it?)

My friend who has an 8 year old autistic son posted this:

"Andrew told me while eating dinner that when a person is gay it means they like their friend's butt and are proud of their weirdness. Oh my."

I logged into youtube just so I could dislike both those David Bowden videos. They ruined my night.

I do have to thank him for enlightening me as to there being a cure for diarrhea.

  On 1/10/2013 at 7:06 PM, flurobox said:

might be jazz - worst status of the day

 

edit: stuff like this

lol

I love these facebook cover photos:

She must have been a great philosopher.