Things people write on Facebook

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Good morning, Welcome to Flight # 2013. We are prepared to take off into the New Year. Please make sure your Attitude and Blessings are secured and locked in an upright position. All self destructive devices should be turned off at this time. All negativity, hurt and discouragement should be put away. Should we lose Altitude under pressure during the flight, reach up and pull down a Prayer. Prayers will automatically be activated by Faith. Once your Faith is activated you can assist other passengers. There will be NO BAGGAGE allowed on this flight. The Captain has cleared us for take off. Destination GREATNESS. Please repost if you are taking this flight with me.

hell no.

Oh god that FB post makes me want to jam my laptop up my urethra.

  On 1/9/2013 at 10:03 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Oh god that FB post makes me want to jam my laptop up my urethra.

This whole page

omg edit. lol. i'm the only one here. what a loneli page.

wen i am feelin loneli

i just remembr wen u were lookin' at me

dat one tym

  On 1/9/2013 at 10:03 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Oh god that FB post makes me want to jam my laptop up my urethra.

woah dude you are pro-level at sounding

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Amazing.

Amazing.

Amazing.

The philosophical idea of ​​what time is, and how it is displayed wrapping itself in "The Fountain", it's so well explained in this film, although only 1% of the global population genuinely understand this.

about Cloud Atlas...

  On 1/9/2013 at 8:52 PM, baph said:

  On 1/9/2013 at 10:03 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Oh god that FB post makes me want to jam my laptop up my urethra.

 

 

woah dude you are pro-level at sounding

either that or I'm an noob with a huge urethra.

i win at yelling!

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New year new changes, not gona b the <boys name> u lot think i am anymore, im also not gona b sum cxxt for sum certian people to use either, n as for my ex, u can carry on bein the stupid selfish immature gold digging lil girl u r, coz u n ur sis herd it urselfs frm brookes mouth the other day wen she lent out car window n said daddy i cry wen u go coz i miss u, n ur still selfish enuf to stop me frm seein her after we agreed to stop all ths shit n jus get on for brookes sake, jus proves ur a low life cunt n dnt care bout r daughters feeling jus ur own, n u said ur still in debt n strugglin for money lol u cnt even look after urself let alone my daughter aswell, she knws exactly who i am n can bet she will walk away frm u wen shes older even wiv the poison u tell her nw, its always bin daddy this daddy tht not mummy u didnt even wana play wiv her in gambos it was daddy. Jus proves my point.

Shit, my eyes can't take all the red squiggles.

Poor guy is paying so much in child support that he can't afford to replace the missing keys on his keyboard.

  On 1/9/2013 at 9:33 PM, LimpyLoo said:

  On 1/9/2013 at 8:52 PM, baph said:

  On 1/9/2013 at 10:03 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Oh god that FB post makes me want to jam my laptop up my urethra.

 

 

woah dude you are pro-level at sounding

either that or I'm an noob with a huge urethra.

call me?

  On 1/9/2013 at 11:20 PM, baph said:

  On 1/9/2013 at 9:33 PM, LimpyLoo said:

  On 1/9/2013 at 8:52 PM, baph said:

  On 1/9/2013 at 10:03 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Oh god that FB post makes me want to jam my laptop up my urethra.

 

 

woah dude you are pro-level at sounding

either that or I'm an noob with a huge urethra.

 

 

 

call me?

What's your telephone number (so I can call you for sexual reasons)?

One of my hippie friends is seeing this prick soon and posted this video. For masochists only.

Fat tries to scam people, uses facebook crop to make herself look skinnier.

  On 1/9/2013 at 11:53 PM, YO303 said:

Fat tries to scam people, uses facebook crop to make herself look skinnier.

 

What are you, a Bret Easton Ellis character?

It's alright, I bet your body is flawless.

  On 1/9/2013 at 10:12 PM, spratters said:

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New year new changes, not gona b the <boys name> u lot think i am anymore, im also not gona b sum cxxt for sum certian people to use either, n as for my ex, u can carry on bein the stupid selfish immature gold digging lil girl u r, coz u n ur sis herd it urselfs frm brookes mouth the other day wen she lent out car window n said daddy i cry wen u go coz i miss u, n ur still selfish enuf to stop me frm seein her after we agreed to stop all ths shit n jus get on for brookes sake, jus proves ur a low life cunt n dnt care bout r daughters feeling jus ur own, n u said ur still in debt n strugglin for money lol u cnt even look after urself let alone my daughter aswell, she knws exactly who i am n can bet she will walk away frm u wen shes older even wiv the poison u tell her nw, its always bin daddy this daddy tht not mummy u didnt even wana play wiv her in gambos it was daddy. Jus proves my point.

 

 

Shit, my eyes can't take all the red squiggles.

I just say really cryptic shit about personal stuff, maybe something like. BITCH, IM WATCHING YOU.

much much more effective and crazy.

  On 1/9/2013 at 11:58 PM, LimpyLoo said:

  On 1/9/2013 at 11:53 PM, YO303 said:

Fat tries to scam people, uses facebook crop to make herself look skinnier.

 

 

 

What are you, a Bret Easton Ellis character?

 

 

It's alright, I bet your body is flawless.

Far from flawless but whatever.

My problem is that she is trying to fool people into thinking she is skinny on facebook then one of her friends tags her on a picture to reveal her true self, i honestly don't give a shit if you are fat not my problem but if you are fat you should own it and if you dont like being fat then loose weight. These kind of people call themselves proud fat women but then they go and crop their pictures to make themselves look skinnier, its a bunch of hypocrisy.

Did you ever think that maybe she's not entirely happy with her body?

No hypocrisy.

"These kinds of people call themselves proud fat women..."

You have no evidence of that.

Did you ever consider that you just simply lack empathy for other humans beings and their struggles?

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:12 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Did you ever think that maybe she's not entirely happy with her body?

 

No hypocrisy.

 

 

"These kinds of people call themselves proud fat women..."

 

You have no evidence of that.

 

 

 

Did you ever consider that you just simply lack empathy for other humans beings and their struggles?

I do have evidence of that because i was a friend of hers on facebook and she was pretty opinionated when that tv reporter got "bullied" because she was fat.

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:16 AM, YO303 said:

I do have evidence of that because i was a friend of hers on facebook and she was pretty opinionated when that tv reporter got "bullied" because she was fat.

i don't see any problem with her doing it on a facebook page. The only time i could see it actually upsetting someone is on a dating website or if she put that picture up on an escort ad or something. Complaining about the bullying of a fat women on TV i think is a pretty big stretch to being a 'proud fat woman'. I dont think there are many truly proud fat women out there unfortunately.

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:21 AM, Awepittance said:

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:16 AM, YO303 said:

I do have evidence of that because i was a friend of hers on facebook and she was pretty opinionated when that tv reporter got "bullied" because she was fat.

 

i don't see any problem with her doing it on a facebook page. The only time i could see it actually upsetting someone is on a dating website or if she put that picture up on an escort ad or something. Complaining about the bullying of a fat women on TV i think is a pretty big stretch to being a 'proud fat woman'. I dont think there are many truly proud fat women out there unfortunately.

She actually used the phrase "i am a proud fat women.." when that whole thing happen.

I guess i got annoyed because this kind of hypocrisy leads to people complaining when a comedian makes a fat joke or a tv show makes a fat joke, these women will complain when a comedian makes a fat joke but then they try to hide them being fat .. well what is it? are you a proud fat women or do you hate being fat?

Then the comedian or tv show will have to apologize and maybe they have to censor themselves before making another fat joke.

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:16 AM, YO303 said:

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:12 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Did you ever think that maybe she's not entirely happy with her body?

 

No hypocrisy.

 

 

"These kinds of people call themselves proud fat women..."

 

You have no evidence of that.

 

 

 

Did you ever consider that you just simply lack empathy for other humans beings and their struggles?

 

I do have evidence of that because i was a friend of hers on facebook and she was pretty opinionated when that tv reporter got "bullied" because she was fat.

Just imagine someone poking fun at your worst insecurity and how shitty that feels.

i don't have no insecurities...

do you actually care if i make fun of your lazy eye and lack of teeth and hillbilly hair???

  On 1/10/2013 at 12:37 AM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

i don't have no insecurities...

 

do you actually care if i make fun of your lazy eye and lack of teeth and hillbilly hair???

If those were actual insecurities of mine, then by definition yes.

But since they're not, then no.

wut?