Things people write on Facebook

  On 8/27/2012 at 1:53 AM, drukqs said:

  On 7/19/2012 at 5:23 AM, gmanyo said:

"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."

-- President Obama

 

So, I guess I didn't get the 3.8 GPA I'm holding right now, someone else made that happen. It wasn't the hours I've spent studying and doing homework, someone else made that happen.

I agree with Romney, Obama DOES want Americans to be ashamed of being successful.

 

lol so they just pulled all that knowledge out of the the astroplane, built the school, hired the teachers, etc, etc. and got the 3.8 GPA all by themselves eh?

 

Fuck these people.

Yeah. That kind of thinking is unacceptable.

everything I've posted in this thread so far is from the same person (although the Neil Armstrong one he did apologize for)

edit:

almost everything; everything having to do with "American values" and that sort of shit is from the same dude

SSSooooo000000 deep y'all

My MUM just wrote this:

"Wtf is going on with the Muslims? Its about time those who think its ok 2 act feral on the streets and run rampage should be sent back 2 where they come from we dont want you in Australia!"

:(

i have a friend that, every day, gets "fraped" and it's always about how he's come out the closet, and his profile picture always gets changed to this.

Every time

then you get the guys who quote memes in every status and show off their shitty dubstep tracks. one guy called his "gooby pls".

nearly stabbed myself

^^^^ lol

  On 9/18/2012 at 12:44 PM, modey said:

My MUM just wrote this:

 

"Wtf is going on with the Muslims? Its about time those who think its ok 2 act feral on the streets and run rampage should be sent back 2 where they come from we dont want you in Australia!"

 

:(

Australia

  On 9/3/2012 at 6:07 PM, Npoess said:

SSSooooo000000 deep y'all

 

 

 

I think this is pretty good actually.

"fraped"? fucking loL!

how do you hack a persons Facebook?

  On 9/22/2012 at 5:06 PM, marf said:

how do you hack a persons Facebook?

In the name of God fuck facebook.

When I meet someone who isn't on Facebook they instantly become one of the most interesting people on planet Earth.

This girl posts shit all the time, but today was the one that made me WTF out loud.

fuuuck i hate the chive and i can't believe people think that getting a "keep calm and chive on" shirt is noteworthy or interesting

wt[ f]

  On 9/25/2012 at 9:39 PM, blackdust said:

This girl posts shit all the time, but today was the one that made me WTF out loud.

 

i just love this time of year, when the leaves are falling, but it's sometimes sunny as well. typical sploguranky weather

  On 9/25/2012 at 9:39 PM, blackdust said:

wtfol

  On 9/22/2012 at 5:06 PM, marf said:

how do you hack a persons Facebook?

You make a $900 vow to God

  On 9/25/2012 at 9:39 PM, blackdust said:

This girl posts shit all the time, but today was the one that made me WTF out loud.

 

wtf lmao

I wish I had just saved a conversation from a thread I was just posting in but the guy blocked me before I could copy the comments ( I called him a useless cunt even though he technically corrected me). Anyway I made a mistake about something, well it wasn't a mistake actually, just that the legalities has changed and thus is now incorrect. He'd already replied to some dude earlier about how his biggest hate was misinformation on facebook and then proceeded with a tyrant on me. Do people really have such small lives?

Actually he did have a point but seriously, your pet hate is misinformation on facebook? What about misinformation on the news or lies from the government? Made me laugh anyway.

this one girl says 'i'm sooo happyyyy' like every 2 weeks, i mean, that's cool and all but i'm pretty sure it's done in spite. i just want to tell her that i'm not as happyyyyyy as that and that she needs to shut the hell up. but , you know, then i'd be the bad guy because i don't believe in bullshitting.

Yeah, life is great.

"I need to stop sitting cross-legged with my laptop before I fall down the stairs".

I recommended to this friend that she fall down the stairs before sitting cross-legged with her laptop as a solution. She admitted she had phrased her update poorly.