Things people write on Facebook

Dora the Explorer brings to mind the question I have asked a thousand times though, why should I learn Spanish? Why don't they learn English? That is the singular reason why I have refused to learn any Spanish, why should I when they apparently won't learn English. I didn't go to China demanding that they learn English, I learned Chinese and Uigher. In Thailand, I learned Thai. In Kazakhstan, I learned Russian. You must learn the language of wherever you are. I will not learn another language so that I can live and communicate in my homeland.

"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."

-- President Obama

So, I guess I didn't get the 3.8 GPA I'm holding right now, someone else made that happen. It wasn't the hours I've spent studying and doing homework, someone else made that happen.

I agree with Romney, Obama DOES want Americans to be ashamed of being successful.

Disgust: the moment when you look up and see someone who you thought was a patriot (and is a former soldier) with an american flag sown onto his backpack upside down.

Respect: The thing people lose from me when I see that kind of crap.

lol, jesus

(you said it mang)

  On 7/19/2012 at 2:12 PM, encey said:

lol, jesus

 

(you said it mang)

8 year olds Dude.

Same guy from my OP:

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what a compliment! Was at my bank and got a young, cute teller. She was being extra friendly and asked if i was going bar hopping this weekend. I told her nah, i already did that in my younger days. Then she looked at my ID's DOB and did a double take lol. Still happy to pass as mid 20's...

congratis. i'd put you on my gplus, but isn't that the whole point of ditching facebook.

some female contact is posting Paulo Coelho quotes (pro social mediocre ala love life). funny. other contact is changing her profile photo 10 times a day. I posted the kitchen wall decoration of my granny.

people are saying how they think the Batman thing was staged.. i mean, i realize i know some kooks already but saying the FBI was involved in a murderous rampage simply because he had some gear and weapons on him is pretty ridiculous, imo.

I wanna eat something but I don't wanna prepare anything or spend any money. That leaves me with literally no option other than to starve. (Yeah yeah, I could do something I don't want and fix the hunger problem, but that goes against my philosophy of never doing anything I don't want to do.)

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Dear Facebook. here's the deal. If I find out for sure that FB was responsible for the removal of the Chick-Fil-A appreciation day event. I will be deleting my account. For good. It will not return, that will be the end.

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Dear Mr. President. You are wrong and continue lying to the American people. Yes, we have tried your plan. You are incorrect in your belief that it has worked. It obviously has not. Go look at the statistics before you open your mouth and look like more of a moron. I think Bush was far more intelligent than you are, at least he listened to his advisers. You either don't have any, don't listen to them...or they are just that useless.. .

  On 7/25/2012 at 2:00 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I wanna eat something but I don't wanna prepare anything or spend any money. That leaves me with literally no option other than to starve. (Yeah yeah, I could do something I don't want and fix the hunger problem, but that goes against my philosophy of never doing anything I don't want to do.)

Oh fuck this was meant for the first world problems page!! Now I've got a real FWP on my hands...

  On 7/26/2012 at 1:49 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

  On 7/25/2012 at 2:00 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I wanna eat something but I don't wanna prepare anything or spend any money. That leaves me with literally no option other than to starve. (Yeah yeah, I could do something I don't want and fix the hunger problem, but that goes against my philosophy of never doing anything I don't want to do.)

 

Oh fuck this was meant for the first world problems page!! Now I've got a real FWP on my hands...

lol fucking perfect mistake

[youtubehd]jPEBOZykalw[/youtubehd]

this shit is going viral...

I don't understand something. Why do people fucking always talk in a public way? Like, they ask "are you there?" in the profile instead of privately talk via messages ... Seriously, is people retarded or they just don't give a flying fuck about privacy?

  On 7/26/2012 at 11:30 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

[youtubehd]jPEBOZykalw[/youtubehd]

 

this shit is going viral...

that's fucked.

They made the mistake of showing their faces on the video. Should be a fun aftermath for them.

  On 7/27/2012 at 4:29 AM, logakght said:

I don't understand something. Why do people fucking always talk in a public way? Like, they ask "are you there?" in the profile instead of privately talk via messages ... Seriously, is people retarded or they just don't give a flying fuck about privacy?

  On 7/27/2012 at 1:42 PM, patternoverlap said:

They made the mistake of showing their faces on the video. Should be a fun aftermath for them.

  On 7/27/2012 at 1:42 PM, patternoverlap said:

They made the mistake of showing their faces on the video. Should be a fun aftermath for them.

  On 7/28/2012 at 1:12 PM, Npoess said:

http://m.facebook.com/i.lost.s1?id=119599544793530&_rdr

The whole thing, fuck this shit.

  On 7/28/2012 at 1:20 PM, YO303 said:

  On 7/28/2012 at 1:12 PM, Npoess said:

http://m.facebook.co...9544793530&_rdr

 

The whole thing, fuck this shit.

Some of my favourites ..

PM me your facebook ! COME ON!

another fantastic facebook group, lol:

http://www.facebook.com/IGotHatersAllOnMe

lol

A friend of a friend once posted something along the lines of the following:

My name is girl's name and I have cancer,eukemieamaak and my parents beat me if you share this my parents will be able to pay for my medical shit balh blah some thing about thrity cents per share through some charity and if you don't well what goes around comes around.

Except it was longer.

I commented that it was obviously fake. And the guy commented "dude not the point", and deleted the comments.

I removed him. He didn't seem like the type to post something like that as a joke. That and the deleting of the comments. I was baffled at the whole affair.