Things people write on Facebook

oh, i see what you did there, lol, alright...

Those "treat your girl like a queen, and you'll feel like a king" or whatever bullshit. Duck face bitches get the fuck back to the Wonka facktree.

  On 7/14/2012 at 6:33 AM, yek said:

people who only post http://www.someecards.com/ pics

  On 7/14/2012 at 9:03 PM, Hoodie said:

it's pretty offensive to all the women on this board to suggest that menstruation causes you to act like sirch.

Fucking hell yeah

maybe if you're 13 year old girls...

  On 7/14/2012 at 9:03 PM, Hoodie said:

it's pretty offensive to all the women on this board to suggest that menstruation causes you to act like sirch.

It's pretty offensive that women blame behavior on their periods and then get offended when other people liken someone's behavior to the same type of behavior that women themselves blame on their periods.

I can see how that's offensive, yeah.

Couple of days ago someone said:

"Kids next door are throwing water balloons, thought I'd update my status while waiting for the water boiler"

Shouldn't we have a little more respect for our fellow lady members here? Just sayin'.

  On 7/14/2012 at 8:56 AM, sirch said:

  On 7/14/2012 at 8:23 AM, rixxx said:

I post awesome pictures and videos of my cat

 

lol

  On 7/10/2012 at 7:14 PM, baph said:

 

 

Also, Asian girls need to stop taking pictures of every meal they eat that costs more than $20.00. If I wanted to hear Korean girls proclaim themselves to be masters of French cuisine, I would go to yelp.

that's approximately 90% of my facebook feed.

I deleted my facebook a week or two ago. Empowering shit.

  On 7/14/2012 at 6:33 AM, yek said:

people who only post http://www.someecards.com/ pics

I think you guys are still missing the point.

  On 7/16/2012 at 2:51 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

  On 7/14/2012 at 9:03 PM, Hoodie said:

it's pretty offensive to all the women on this board to suggest that menstruation causes you to act like sirch.

 

It's pretty offensive that women blame behavior on their periods and then get offended when other people liken someone's behavior to the same type of behavior that women themselves blame on their periods.

i'd say most women do not "blame behavior on their periods" and it's unfair to write their emotions off as hormonal byproducts.

.... and i wasn't offended, i was making a joke. you're just being an asshole.

i've seen it start with less

  On 7/17/2012 at 3:38 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 7/16/2012 at 2:51 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

  On 7/14/2012 at 9:03 PM, Hoodie said:

it's pretty offensive to all the women on this board to suggest that menstruation causes you to act like sirch.

 

It's pretty offensive that women blame behavior on their periods and then get offended when other people liken someone's behavior to the same type of behavior that women themselves blame on their periods.

 

i'd say most women do not "blame behavior on their periods" and it's unfair to write their emotions off as hormonal byproducts.

 

.... and i wasn't offended, i was making a joke. you're just being an asshole.

Oh, wow. Stop lying to yourself please.

i think hoodie really did some word scrambling there, using the fact that women use to be offended with that, to formulate a joke, i dunno anymore, you 2, get a room!!!

I have a facebook friend who constantly posts cheesy motivational sayings or shit about sending positive energy out into the universe, love, etc. Let's find some recent examples...

"*P*lease

*E*mbrace

*A*ll

*C*reations

*E*qually"

"*L*iving

*O*ne

*V*ibrational

*E*nergy"

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." ~ Unknown

"Success is a state of mind.

If you want success,

start thinking of yourself as a success.

- Joyce Brothers"

And on and on it goes, just a relentless stream of that sort of thing.

Banish them to a stream that you never look at. Like i have with 90% of those on my fB.

Why don't I get anyone posting this shit? Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

I did once get people asking me to plough their field or some shit.

Turns out it was an online farm game

  On 7/18/2012 at 1:16 PM, spratters said:

Why don't I get anyone posting this shit? Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

 

I did once get people asking me to plough their field or some shit.

 

Turns out it was an online farm game

*rimshot*

uncertain laughter.