Things people write on Facebook

  On 7/27/2012 at 11:24 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 7/27/2012 at 1:30 AM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

[youtubehd]jPEBOZykalw[/youtubehd]

 

this shit is going viral...

 

that's fucked.

Gangbangers should have blasted those arse puppies.

This has 71,000 likes.

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Long story short: The engine in my truck that I use to drive was depleted, the mechanic said he could fix the problem for about $500. I had some money to pay the $500, but that money was already put aside for a personal vow that I made to God. I made a vow that I would sow a seed of $900 to Him for His kingdom work. So I sowed that $900 seed the same week that my truck stopped running, and said a vehicle can wait, I’ll walk if I have to – God gone get His by all means! <<< Two weeks later, the revelation: I sowed a seed of $900 to God, and He blessed me with a new vehicle that I paid $0.00 for…

 

#OhBlessHisName!!!

 

 

Were did he get that car?

God, obviously.

  On 7/30/2012 at 12:06 AM, takeshi said:

This has 71,000 likes.

 

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Long story short: The engine in my truck that I use to drive was depleted, the mechanic said he could fix the problem for about $500. I had some money to pay the $500, but that money was already put aside for a personal vow that I made to God. I made a vow that I would sow a seed of $900 to Him for His kingdom work. So I sowed that $900 seed the same week that my truck stopped running, and said a vehicle can wait, I’ll walk if I have to – God gone get His by all means! <<< Two weeks later, the revelation: I sowed a seed of $900 to God, and He blessed me with a new vehicle that I paid $0.00 for…

 

#OhBlessHisName!!!

 

 

Is he implying that the car appeared out of nowhere?

1/2 hour after that update the person that owned the car drives it away.

  On 7/30/2012 at 7:41 AM, asymmetrical head said:

I was literally about to post that same thing, only I saw it with something along these lines as a caption:

"like to see what happens

ignore if your a pussy :o"

Does anyone want to help me post on Chick-fil-A's wall thanking them for taking a stance against human-dog love/marriage? I want to try to get a thing going.

  On 7/28/2012 at 3:12 PM, Npoess said:

1 million likes and ill do your dad's drugs

actually forget the likes

  On 7/29/2012 at 12:00 PM, triachus said:

the 'ol i'm a mother so i must be so wise routine. with this logic, the next time i do something completely within my biological imperative, like have a bowel movement, i'm smarter than i was before.

''i just wanted to look like beyonce.''

i personally love facebook. i think basically if you hate all the shit that gets posted on your facebook, you just need to get better friends

does anyone want to add me on facebook? im game.

I too, enjoy Facebook, but I love having idiot friends. They post the funniest stuff.

  On 7/28/2012 at 2:37 AM, Frankie5fingers said:

  On 7/27/2012 at 3:42 PM, patternoverlap said:

They made the mistake of showing their faces on the video. Should be a fun aftermath for them.

don't worry, karma's a bitch. these guys will most likely get bird flu at some point in their life. lol

lol. it's funny because they'll die from it.

seemed necessary

That's somehow more aesthetically pleasing

amazing!

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“And when Neil stepped foot on the surface of the moon for the first time, he delivered a moment of human achievement that will never be forgotten.” -Barack Obama

 

No, Mr. President. That was a moment of American achievement that will never be forgotten. That is a moment that our nation will always own, not the world. Out of all the nations in the world, we landed there first. Could've been anyone, but we did it. It's perfectly fine to be proud of your nation. In fact, it'd be really nice if you actually were.

  On 8/2/2012 at 6:11 PM, gmanyo said:

I too, enjoy Facebook, but I love having idiot friends. They post the funniest stuff.

yes yes yes gurl!!

may I invite you into the world that is that of my former international student from china/rap genius he's so cool <3

ahem pardon drunken blur attempt hahah

  On 7/19/2012 at 5:23 AM, gmanyo said:

"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."

-- President Obama

 

So, I guess I didn't get the 3.8 GPA I'm holding right now, someone else made that happen. It wasn't the hours I've spent studying and doing homework, someone else made that happen.

I agree with Romney, Obama DOES want Americans to be ashamed of being successful.

lol so they just pulled all that knowledge out of the the astroplane, built the school, hired the teachers, etc, etc. and got the 3.8 GPA all by themselves eh?

Fuck these people.

  On 8/17/2012 at 10:38 PM, jhonny said: