Guest mafted Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) i realize, he's probably a nice guy, but wtf. i don't mean to seem shallow or superficial, and i too would love to find someone down to earth rather than stuck up because they're so 'hot', but this kind of shit will dumbfound me for the rest of my days. Edited July 10, 2012 by mafted Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) [some Metal Head Chick]: I'm going to show my pink butthole on webcam to [person] because it upsets them. Post like that gets lots of likes and comments. But you know a thoughtful post gets like 2 likes and 1 comment typically. I don't even know. sigh Edited July 10, 2012 by couch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinski Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 sex sells Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 I've removed most of the people I don't talk to or have any interest in being aound. Now I just don't add them. I'll accept cute girls I vaguely know. But yeah. All I really read on Faccebook now are the posts of my "close friends". I just read about three girls ask for some of a girl's breast fat that got removed. Uh. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Q27's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 On 7/10/2012 at 7:24 PM, mafted said: i realize, he's probably a nice guy, but wtf. i don't mean to seem shallow or superficial, and i too would love to find someone down to earth rather than stuck up because they're so 'hot', but this kind of shit will dumbfound me for the rest of my days. I'm not sure what your problem is. He looks alright. He's not ugly. A little overweight, but he looks really tall so it's probably more of a sportsman's build. And I bet she doesn't look as hot when she's not wearing make-up and got her hurr did. Sounds like you're lonely, have too-high standards and jealous. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 On 7/11/2012 at 12:55 PM, Gary C said: On 7/10/2012 at 7:24 PM, mafted said: i realize, he's probably a nice guy, but wtf. i don't mean to seem shallow or superficial, and i too would love to find someone down to earth rather than stuck up because they're so 'hot', but this kind of shit will dumbfound me for the rest of my days. I'm not sure what your problem is. He looks alright. He's not ugly. A little overweight, but he looks really tall so it's probably more of a sportsman's build. And I bet she doesn't look as hot when she's not wearing make-up and got her hurr did. Sounds like you're lonely, have too-high standards and jealous. they look nice and judging by the smiles, everything seems to go pretty well. mafted, facebook is BAD for people like you, because it makes you even lonelier and jealous than irl Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 not sure what standards have to do with it, but it probably does have to do with me knowing her for a time and losing contact. the fact is women are drawn to money and power and it's just a saddening thing. but, in cases like this, it's also about feeling safe with someone who is below your standards.. i can't say i believe in that mentality. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 On 7/11/2012 at 1:20 AM, usagi said: On 7/10/2012 at 5:13 PM, encey said: Facebook Braggers: the people who only post about the awesome things they're doing (that you're not) this is the whole reason facebork exists The internet runs on paid advertisements. Pervasive insecurity creates a nurturing environment for them. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 (edited) facebook now takes money if you want to reach more than 20% of your audience with a post on your fanpage: this looks so myspace to me Edited July 11, 2012 by o00o Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide o00o's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 On 7/11/2012 at 4:52 PM, mafted said: not sure what standards have to do with it, but it probably does have to do with me knowing her for a time and losing contact. the fact is women are drawn to money and power and it's just a saddening thing. but, in cases like this, it's also about feeling safe with someone who is below your standards.. i can't say i believe in that mentality. If you met some average looking twins who were both attracted to you, but one was rich and likely to spend money on you, which would you pick? Obviously, you'd get them into a three-way relationship... but, uh. Right. Carry on. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 On 7/11/2012 at 5:31 PM, o00o said: facebook now takes money if you want to reach more than 20% of your audience with a post on your fanpage: this looks so myspace to me Motherfucker's gots to pay off that stock-float. I guess any extra leverage is good for companies that can afford to force virals, but that sucks for everyone else. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkreso Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 There's a guy I went to school with who's now a real estate agent and posts "KA-Ching! Sold for ... " every time he makes a sale Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 (edited) lol Edited July 11, 2012 by patternoverlap Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 On 7/11/2012 at 4:52 PM, mafted said: not sure what standards have to do with it, but it probably does have to do with me knowing her for a time and losing contact. the fact is women are drawn to money and power and it's just a saddening thing. but, in cases like this, it's also about feeling safe with someone who is below your standards.. i can't say i believe in that mentality. So instead of being drawn to money and power, they should base everything on looks. THESE ARE YOUR CHOICES, WOMEN Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 i am in no way attracted to the type of women attracted to money. i mean, they might be hot and i'd fuck em but that's not true attraction. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 On 7/11/2012 at 6:41 PM, patternoverlap said: lol I had a good chuckle Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Danny O Flannagin's signature Hide all signatures https://nimajeb.bandcamp.com/music https://www.instagram.com/bengastphoto/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 On 7/11/2012 at 7:37 PM, essines said: i am in no way attracted to the type of women attracted to money. i mean, they might be hot and i'd fuck em but that's not true attraction. they seek the life essence essines the life essines Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847710 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 There's a girl lately who is always posting her workout routine, the healthy stuff she eats, zumba, how exhausted she is after a long work out... I'm tempted to say something like "WOMEN WORK OUT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LOOK GOOD WHEN THEY FUCK!" but that wouldn't go over too good. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847790 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 direct message her pics of your dick with a little cape on and a pained face drawn on the head. have it under dumbbells so it looks like it's lifting. if you have a veiny dick it will look like it's really straining. get a friend to spot you with his dick. in the final pic ejaculate and change the drawn expression to a relieved smile, then touch dicks with your spotter like you're high fiving. guaranteed blowjob (from your friend, the girl will be creeped out and file a restraining order). Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gmanyo's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847819 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 "Life learnt lesson: Be thankfuk and appreciate everything you have for tomorrow you never know what you may lose" Saw that someone posted this status update about two hours ago. Sometimes spelling errors have LOLous results. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1847878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 I did hate people posting bollocks about their kids but this just made it all worthwhile. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tec's signature Hide all signatures "They're about guns, lasers, robots with laser guns in space. Monsters from the future. Explosions. Sylvester Stallone doing a backflip on top of a spike while Robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. Bombs and swords and that... IDM is awesome." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1848004 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 hahahaa fuck meme waiting to happen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1848005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 My girlfriend's younger brother posted pictures of him and a girl walking around an art gallery in Vienna. My comment 'have you smashed her backdoors in yet?' was deleted. Facebook sucks. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74540-things-people-write-on-facebook/page/4/#findComment-1848006 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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