Things people write on Facebook

  On 8/5/2015 at 5:47 PM, WeAreOceans said:

 

  On 3/17/2015 at 7:35 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 3/16/2015 at 10:12 PM, Npoess said:

https://www.facebook.com/MinionsFans.Officiall

2.4 million likes

 

 

Earth is doomed.

 

 

3.6 million now

 

I'm trying to find the words to describe what this vapid hive of shit is making me feel, but I just have nothing.

 

 

nothing deals with the complexities of human relationships and the inevitability of death better than fucking Minions

 

The thing I think most people don't realize when they post this ridiculous nonsense is that someone is getting paid for things like affiliate advertising and clickthroughs to ads etc. These ridiculous posts target a certain demographic that doesn't understand that. For example all of the bleeding heart "share if you think this troop is a hero" type of crap.... yeah someone is getting paid when you share that.

It's predatory.

I'm probably not making much sense. I've not had my morning coffer.

  On 8/5/2015 at 5:52 PM, StephenG said:

The thing I think most people don't realize when they post this ridiculous nonsense is that someone is getting paid for things like affiliate advertising and clickthroughs to ads etc. These ridiculous posts target a certain demographic that doesn't understand that. For example all of the bleeding heart "share if you think this troop is a hero" type of crap.... yeah someone is getting paid when you share that.

 

It's predatory.

 

I'm probably not making much sense. I've not had my morning coffer.

nah I get it, scrolling down the page there are plenty of typical clickbait links being posted by the account

  On 8/5/2015 at 5:47 PM, WeAreOceans said:

 

nothing deals with the complexities of human relationships and the inevitability of death better than fucking Minions

 

lolnion

I think TV advertising could take a leaf out of Facebook's book. John Lewis' next Xmas ad should consist a firefighter dying of cancer being welcomed to heaven by a minion - who then hands him a note that reads 'if you agree with this nod your head and buy our extra special mint prunes'.

  On 8/5/2015 at 9:29 PM, westhead said:

I think TV advertising could take a leaf out of Facebook's book. John Lewis' next Xmas ad should consist a firefighter dying of cancer being welcomed to heaven by a minion - who then hands him a note that reads 'if you agree with this nod your head and buy our extra special mint prunes'.

can't be long now.

i don't watch broadcast tv practically ever unless i'm at someone else's house that does. i've noticed that lots of tv networks are running the youtube style banner ads in the bottom middle of the screen like youtube does already so hopefully they'll get hip to the facebook tip pretty quick

Cool, by extension I hope then we can install adblock on our TVs.

If only the black people had video

indeed

  On 8/6/2015 at 2:39 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

 

Ive been noticing more of this naming and shaming on facebook, it's getting like Jeremy Kyle.

  On 8/7/2015 at 11:14 AM, westhead said:

 

  On 8/6/2015 at 2:39 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

 

 

Ive been noticing more of this naming and shaming on facebook, it's getting like Jeremy Kyle.

 

outrage culture

I think that's fair enough if the guy did actually nick the watch. Lets people know he's a tea-leafing bellend.

  On 8/7/2015 at 11:54 AM, WeAreOceans said:

 

  On 8/7/2015 at 11:14 AM, westhead said:

 

  On 8/6/2015 at 2:39 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

 

 

Ive been noticing more of this naming and shaming on facebook, it's getting like Jeremy Kyle.

 

 

outrage culture

 

lol similarly funny but not related to facebook....

I went camping recently in the mountains here. And one of the Parks Canada (national park) billboards had a handwritten paper on it with something similar to the following:

Brian Something of something landscaping.

I want the $3500 you owe me.

403-555-something

Obviously the "something"s are places I forgot. But I thought it was hilarious that someone would post something like that in the middle of the woods lol.

My status today :

'thankyou Facebook you've now broken my sarcasm detector'

Poes law in full effect.

It was that the top secret documents leaked on 4chan that they dismissed as 'gay' that made me realise I now can't tell if satire or not. This world's is fucking bonkers

What in the ever loving fuck.

Edit: lamo

lamo

i see inspirobot is getting himself out there

lol

  On 8/24/2015 at 4:11 PM, doublename said:

lamo

  On 8/24/2015 at 4:11 PM, lala said:

i see inspirobot is getting himself out there

lol how have i not heard of this?

http://forum.watmm.com/topic/88336-inspirobot/

damn. all our inspirobot quotes changed.. they were funnier. and sicker

he has the memory of a goldfish

  On 8/24/2015 at 4:13 PM, usagi said:

 

  On 8/24/2015 at 4:11 PM, doublename said:

lamo

 

lamo

  On 8/24/2015 at 5:14 PM, DerWaschbar said:

 

  On 8/24/2015 at 4:13 PM, usagi said:

 

  On 8/24/2015 at 4:11 PM, doublename said:

lamo

 

lamo

 

Do people really post those dumb Minions things? I'm not actually friends with anyone who does that (probably because I intentionally keep my friends list as short as I can).

*autism intensifies*