Things people write on Facebook

Dave Rubin Farr

my niece seems to be crashing the terrible adolescence barrier slightly early, she just posted this on her facebook.

my niece is doing the same kinda thing. she blocked me on instagram after i started bitching to her mom. my niece is actually 13 tho.

actually not quite as crude as that but it's still alarming...

i honestly fear for the future of humanity.

couple of cockblockers

Humanity's in p good shape if teenagers are actually using condoms. That pull out thing was all the rage once upon a time.

Oh my god teenagers have sex?? Who knew?

  On 12/29/2015 at 11:12 PM, chenGOD said:

Oh my god teenagers have sex?? Who knew?

lol that's what I was thinking but didn't want to say it.

I mean it's like doublename says- if teenagers are using condoms we've made huge strides. Even since the prehistoric times when I was a teenager.

yeah what's the problem exactly

  On 12/29/2015 at 5:59 PM, MDM Chaos said:

i honestly fear for the future of humanity.

the day kids stop being interested in sex is when you should fear for the future of humanity, literally

^ thats such a logical clean response to a ridiculous statement

Facebook keeps showing me these pics of hot women with minimal clothing under the "Suggested Pages" on the right. What the hell are you trying to tell me, Facebook?

Maybe if I change my relationship status that shit will go away. But at the same time I don't wanna accidentally pull a "boy who cried wolf" and draw a storm of attention

  On 12/31/2015 at 5:12 AM, ambermonk said:

Facebook keeps showing me these pics of hot women with minimal clothing under the "Suggested Pages" on the right. What the hell are you trying to tell me, Facebook?

 

Maybe if I change my relationship status that shit will go away. But at the same time I don't wanna accidentally pull a "boy who cried wolf" and draw a storm of attention

Yeah, Dad was complaining about the same thing. Use incognito mode when you look at porn and avoid tracking cookies.

but pr0n is bad for my laptop :(

I don't want it to get the electronic equivalent of STDs, so I avoid.

"i want to fok my daddy"

  On 12/31/2015 at 7:25 AM, logakght said:

"i want to fok my daddy"

You on Adderall withdrawals again or something?

  On 12/30/2015 at 1:30 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 12/29/2015 at 5:59 PM, MDM Chaos said:

i honestly fear for the future of humanity.

 

the day kids stop being interested in sex is when you should fear for the future of humanity, literally

that's very true. yes you're right it's good that they're using condoms. i'm just venting my sense of alienation in general i guess. carry on.

  On 12/31/2015 at 11:01 AM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 12/30/2015 at 1:30 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 12/29/2015 at 5:59 PM, MDM Chaos said:

i honestly fear for the future of humanity.

 

the day kids stop being interested in sex is when you should fear for the future of humanity, literally

 

that's very true. yes you're right it's good that they're using condoms. i'm just venting my sense of alienation in general i guess. carry on.

 

16 is the legal age to get freaky in the uk anyway.

posting that shit on Facebook is weird as fuck tho jeez.

Babies, parties, travel pics. That's all Facebook ever is anymore. How about we just dump a pile of 100 Likes on every god damn baby photo. Fuck.

The middle-aged South Indian guy at work added me on FB so now I get stuff like this popping up on my feed

I couldn't be happier

Nevermind

  On 12/28/2015 at 7:45 PM, Deer said:

ftfy

 

I really hate this guy, he constantly has the same insufferably smug expression plastered on his face.