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i have a friend that constantly posts visual musical puns and gags and whatever. whilst it's cool as with the spirit of this thread, i don't give a fuck, just post original content, how are you, if you are good, what are you doing, photographs, all the usual shit, no i don't care what you ate, who cares who fucking tagged you i don't know them, facebook stop changing my latest posts setting to your crappy 'most important because an algorithm designed to boost paid advertisements said so which kind of doesn't work when you don't have any pages friended that are of the ilk for which it was designed to boost up your list.'.

 

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  On 10/21/2014 at 2:14 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

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Imagine watching a porn star having hot, rough, yet passionate but dominating sex to a breathless, wailing lover which, in this case, comes in the shape of a mixing desk. Forceful, dominant, aggressive yet somehow tender and caring.

:cerious:

Ooh I say.
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I've got some douche canoe saying I can't be proud of my great grandparents achievements because I had nothing to do with them. This was in a thread about a KKK sign somewhere in the states advocating white pride.

 

 

He also said it's stupid to be proud of cultural diversity or heritage. Must be a troll?

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

nothing to do with them? they're the reason you're here!

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

Heres what he said:

 

I'm not proud of my heritage (also Uke, as well as Irish, Welsh, German, and Cherokee, plus my kids have Polish and English, to boot). I'm proud of shit I've actually done, not accidents of my birth.

Should I be proud of my Y chromosome? Brown eyes? Third nipple? Flat feet? Belly lint?

It's fucking stupid to proud of something you had no control over. One might, however, feel especially lucky for being born in a particular place and time with privilege.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

yeah he's just looking to get a rise out of you or anyone.

 

the definition of pride, btw, is

 

pride noun \ˈprīd\
: a feeling that you respect yourself and deserve to be respected by other people

: a feeling that you are more important or better than other people

: a feeling of happiness that you get when you or someone you know does something good, difficult, etc.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

This is the definition I was using, particularly the second part ("...with whom one is closely..."). But yeah the definitions there are pretty close.

 

 

a feeling or deep pleasure or satisfaction derived from one's own achievements, the achievements of those with whom one is closely associated, or from qualities or possessions that are widely admired.
"the team was bursting with pride after recording a sensational victory"
synonyms: pleasure, joy, delight, gratification, fulfillment, satisfaction, a sense of achievement
"take pride in a good job well done"

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Do people still write stuff on your facebooks? I think everybody on mine now communicates through buzzfeed articles and dumb vines/other videos.

  On 1/3/2015 at 10:15 AM, QQQ said:

Do people still write stuff on your facebooks? I think everybody on mine now communicates through buzzfeed articles and dumb vines/other videos.

Either that or cryptic bullshit that goes like "shit...." / "what's wrong mate? :(" / "nothing..."

 

FFFFF

https://www.facebook.com/StevenSeagalFansAgainstPitbulls

 

https://www.facebook.com/bodybuildersagainstguns

 

These two pages are bait created by people I know. They are made to troll the dumbest of the dumb Facebook users and have provided me with many lols. To anyone with a brain, it's obvious that these pages are jokes, and yet, because of the subject matter, they manage to successfully bait so many idiots into going on angry rants on the pages. Just look at some of the comments on some of those posts. They have a few sockpuppet accounts they use to continue to troll the discussion sin the comments sections.

  On 1/5/2015 at 7:04 AM, autopilot said:

https://www.facebook.com/StevenSeagalFansAgainstPitbulls

 

https://www.facebook.com/bodybuildersagainstguns

 

These two pages are bait created by people I know. They are made to troll the dumbest of the dumb Facebook users and have provided me with many lols. To anyone with a brain, it's obvious that these pages are jokes, and yet, because of the subject matter, they manage to successfully bait so many idiots into going on angry rants on the pages. Just look at some of the comments on some of those posts. They have a few sockpuppet accounts they use to continue to troll the discussion sin the comments sections.

lol

 

the gun page is insanity

I read one comments section on the gun page and then I was all

 

[seinfeld.gif]im outta here[/seinfeld.gif]

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 1/5/2015 at 9:11 AM, triachus said:

 

  On 1/5/2015 at 7:04 AM, autopilot said:

https://www.facebook.com/StevenSeagalFansAgainstPitbulls

 

https://www.facebook.com/bodybuildersagainstguns

 

These two pages are bait created by people I know. They are made to troll the dumbest of the dumb Facebook users and have provided me with many lols. To anyone with a brain, it's obvious that these pages are jokes, and yet, because of the subject matter, they manage to successfully bait so many idiots into going on angry rants on the pages. Just look at some of the comments on some of those posts. They have a few sockpuppet accounts they use to continue to troll the discussion sin the comments sections.

lol

 

the gun page is insanity

 

 

flololol

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

This tool on my fb friendlist keeps like/sharing/ignoring/commenting/whatever on all this shit

 

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Edited by Npoess

an old school 90s rapper Cool C was supposed to be executed tomorrow... I never seen so many people wishing death upon someone who they never heard of! They just want to see another black man die.

 

Saw these on facebook today.

i don't believe in execution so it's good that it got stayed again. He did kill a single black mother who was also a police officer in a shootout whilst trying to rob a bank, and on top of that i looked up his clips on the ytub and he was a pretty terrible rapper, so whatever. Glad he gets to spend more time in the pokey, i don't know that he'd be a menace to society after all these years, as long as he doesn't rap anymore they should save some tax dollars and let him out.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 1/8/2015 at 4:22 AM, delet... said:

i don't believe in execution

 

when the unwashed hordes of chinamen and muhammedans storm the walls of our great Nation and plunder and pillage all that is sacred to us, you might have a change of heart.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Some guy on my facebook posted that "all zoos exist only to make a profit" blah blah blah... to which I responded to him with the facts that Canadian zoos are publicly funded and have not turned a profit, ever.

 

He responds with some hostile juvenile post that "we all have our values and I make a rule of not inserting my opinion on other peoples posts" and then deleted what I wrote because he was obviously wrong.

 

A) I only responded with fact

B) why post your point of view in a public forum if you don't want public response?

C) removed from friends list

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

My own uncle unfriended me! I only found out because I was looking for a pic of my dad on his page and realized I had no access to his photos... and yet he's friends with both my sisters and one of my old friends!

 

In all fairness, his wife and I never got along.

Edited by QBLA
  On 1/8/2015 at 6:40 PM, QBLA said:

My own uncle unfriended me! I only found out because I was looking for a pic of my dad on his page and realized I had no access to his photos... and yet he's friends with both my sisters and one of my old friends!

 

In all fairness, his wife and I never got along.

I realized today that my best friend's roommate unfriended me. This is a person that also was wanting to hang out two days ago. I'm so confused.

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