Things people write on Facebook

I am too embarrassed to write anything on facebook.

If I were a parent I would save all the embarrassing updates my kid put up and take them out on the special occassion to keep the kid humble.

  On 8/11/2014 at 12:40 PM, azatoth said:

If I were a parent I would save all the embarrassing updates my kid put up and take them out on the special occassion to keep the kid humble.

Like a baby book but for embarrassing adolescent moments.

  On 8/11/2014 at 12:50 PM, unteleportedman said:

 

  On 8/11/2014 at 12:40 PM, azatoth said:

If I were a parent I would save all the embarrassing updates my kid put up and take them out on the special occassion to keep the kid humble.

 

Like a baby book but for embarrassing adolescent moments.

 

I am glad that I had my formative years when there were no camera phones and social media.

haha, no terrible early teens tantrums on video forever, sounds great. All of my whining was perfectly justified and eloquently argued though, the perry mason of teenage blowups.

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that is one monged cat.

3deep5me

Fuck's sake

  On 8/29/2014 at 8:18 PM, doublename said:

Fuck's sake

STFU ANGRY ATHEIST!

  On 8/11/2014 at 1:25 AM, paranerd said:

He's better than a lolcat. He's a BMX riding black metal icon. This is one of his videos:

 

kukiohead

  On 9/3/2014 at 10:50 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 8/29/2014 at 2:03 AM, xxx said:

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

lelcat

  On 8/29/2014 at 8:16 PM, Npoess said:

 

 

lol, great avator material.

How to be a 'succesful' person:

  On 9/3/2014 at 10:54 AM, jasondonervan said:

 

  On 9/3/2014 at 10:50 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 8/29/2014 at 2:03 AM, xxx said:

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lelcat

kekcat

  On 8/29/2014 at 8:16 PM, Npoess said:

 

YES

  On 9/4/2014 at 5:37 PM, westhead said:

 

  On 8/29/2014 at 8:16 PM, Npoess said:

YES

 

It looks as if Satan's getting crushed there, yeah, I mean YES.

Although surely there would need to be some mass immediately beneath Satan?

Maybe there's some glass or acrylic there? I don't know, it's a bit vague to be honest.

He's obviously walking on water. Hang on no, that'd just drown satan. Jesus looks like someone out of Nickelback.

it's possible he's actually standing on the viewer's face which seems quite un-jesus imo

  On 5/5/2014 at 4:30 AM, peace 7 said:

One thing facebook helped me consider- with regards to my own posts- is how I see/show myself to others. Fb was quite freeing in the idea that-- I truly just, am who I am. Of course I'm not gonna visit Granny Scroggins in a nursing home, wearing raver pants and rolling hard, start liquid dancing in her face with glowsticks and shit, but at the same time, I don't think it's necessary to change much when interacting with others. I have friends and relatives on facebook, but instead of putting them into groups, I'll just post to everybody some rant about LSD and nipples, because-- that's who I am. And there is some freedom in realizing that it's okay to be comfortable with the self in all circumstances, if that even makes sense. It's awkward to think, that some friends know more about me than blood family.

 

All right-- I'm off to see Granny Scroggins in the nursing home. Gonna go smoke crack and have a wank 3 inches from her face. *KEEP IT REAL*

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