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  On 1/27/2014 at 10:29 PM, Terpentintollwut said:

If you can read this post, you're one of the lucky 1% of human beings! Be proud of yourself!

So proud *cries real tears*

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  On 1/27/2014 at 8:54 PM, modey said:

Yeah, the worst offender for that was a stolen version of a piece from 27b/6 titled something like, "This guy removed his neighbours porch light. What happens next is utterly hilarious". AAARGH

 

what happens next is the person who posted that gets my dick in their eye.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 1/27/2014 at 8:46 PM, Terpentintollwut said:

There's a strange new trend I don't get - What happened to titling videos in present tense and actually describing what's going on, like "Guy drives lawnmower and crashes into a hedge"? These days, I often see videos called "This guy drove a lawnmower, but what happened next was amazing!" - How pathetic is this?

 

People post ancient videos that have been re-uploaded with these types of titles. "This cat wanted a cheeseburger and her expression was priceless!" AAAAH ... :dry:

Pretty much the only person who likes/comments/posts this type of stuff is Sherard Ingram, a man that I respect so much. :( just now even he posted this:

'These 21 Pictures Are Not What You Think. They Will Blow Your Mind.'

One of my fb friends liked an article posted by The Atlantic about deer populations still refusing to cross Iron Curtain borders, and one of the responses in that thread was:

 

"and what's talked about it wounded in my opinion schizophrenic life and all of this time surround yourself to make the way of trustees life in society organizations ? SMILE mail server to do whatever you're stilled mplaying ...ok,"

 

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  On 2/5/2014 at 5:34 AM, baph said:

One of my fb friends liked an article posted by The Atlantic about deer populations still refusing to cross Iron Curtain borders, and one of the responses in that thread was:

 

"and what's talked about it wounded in my opinion schizophrenic life and all of this time surround yourself to make the way of trustees life in society organizations ? SMILE mail server to do whatever you're stilled mplaying ...ok,"

 

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Please dump the contents of his entire wall into this thread.

  On 1/30/2014 at 10:56 AM, MadameChaos said:

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as an introvert i find this sort of true and not that stupid..

I think it's oversimplified as fuck and does a disservice to the subject, but that's me.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 2/5/2014 at 7:39 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

Uhh, yea. Anything that makes things too black and white is usually really short sighted. I think most people including myself are different, complex combinations of extroverted and introverted.

a lot of people cannot live without labels, helps them simplify and categorize things in life.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

these ads are getting more and more ridiculous. am I the only one seeing them?

 

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 2/14/2014 at 6:55 AM, usagi said:

these ads are getting more and more ridiculous. am I the only one seeing them?

 

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Those are bigger tits than I've seen on most women.

 

I just reactivated my FB yesterday mainly out of boredom. Saw a chick post a blurb that Google+ might be buying/taking over FB, but that might just be a rumor. 'Least I hope so.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Yeah, I'm ejoying the beefcakes in my FB as well

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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not at work. shitty IE with no adblock all up in ya public service agencies.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

todays a good day for corny shit in the feed

 

 

so far the only un-ironic valentines day related crap ive seen posted is this stain which is supposed to be a heart i guess

 

 

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  On 2/14/2014 at 11:48 AM, usagi said:

not at work. shitty IE with no adblock all up in ya public service agencies.

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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  On 2/14/2014 at 11:52 AM, triachus said:

todays a good day for corny shit in the feed

 

 

so far the only un-ironic valentines day related crap ive seen posted is this stain which is supposed to be a heart i guess

 

 

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I see the virgin mary holding an uzi.

 

 

(no i don't)

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 1/16/2014 at 8:48 AM, LimpyLoo said:

I've met people who kinda hard but also kinda soft...'half-chubs' if you will.

lols

 

and yeah fuck those simplified introversion cartoons and what have you

 

 

  On 1/22/2014 at 8:57 AM, luke viia said:

NUTSACK!

 

maybe it's full of hot sauce

 

maybe it's none of your business

lols +1 thanks

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