Things people write on Facebook

  On 2/27/2014 at 8:24 PM, jhonny said:

you killed my bird!

This popped up in my feed:

"Christians are like GLOW STICKS..
We must be broken in order to SHINE..."

I guess if said Christian is a complete masochist...

Your soul is busted as fuck, but yo my main man JC can hook your ass up.

  On 3/12/2014 at 6:16 PM, Braintree said:

This popped up in my feed:

 

"Christians are like GLOW STICKS..

We must be broken in order to SHINE..."

 

I guess if said Christian is a complete masochist...

Maybe it was a catholic.

I'm not sure which one she is, but she's from Kentucky. Ain't a whole lotta them down there.

this bullshit...

wow so deep. namaste omm, everyone

so eloquently stated

erm.. yeah

how original...

oh prayers, how bridge-like, you are

"walk like you have 3 men walking behind you"

lol!

Flol, triachus.

  On 3/17/2014 at 10:55 PM, fiznuthian said:

Is that sincere or ironic?

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  On 3/18/2014 at 3:37 AM, Root5 said:

 

  On 3/17/2014 at 10:55 PM, fiznuthian said:

 

Is that sincere or ironic?

 

Not mine.. My last job, pretty much all of management and the supervisors were the anti-Obama, "Obama is a socialist", etc kinds of types.

One of them posted this, and a long train of people there soon after "Liked".. I'm assuming they sincerely believe this stuff.

Interesting that they put in on a meme background. Kinda highlights how it is on the same level as this:

lol yeah, it was pretty bad use of meme to be honest.

Been noticing a lot of facebook posts by girls talking about how all men cheat, lie, and disrespect women lately. Anyone else get those?
Makes me feel like a shit head. Thankfully i'm a male in no condition to be doing such things.

  On 3/18/2014 at 5:16 AM, fiznuthian said:

lol yeah, it was pretty bad use of meme to be honest.

 

Been noticing a lot of facebook posts by girls talking about how all men cheat, lie, and disrespect women lately. Anyone else get those?

Makes me feel like a shit head. Thankfully i'm a male in no condition to be doing such things.

Nope. Are they all having such experiences?

they probably all dated the same guy innit.

  On 3/18/2014 at 6:06 AM, Root5 said:

 

  On 3/18/2014 at 5:16 AM, fiznuthian said:

lol yeah, it was pretty bad use of meme to be honest.

 

Been noticing a lot of facebook posts by girls talking about how all men cheat, lie, and disrespect women lately. Anyone else get those?

Makes me feel like a shit head. Thankfully i'm a male in no condition to be doing such things.

Nope. Are they all having such experiences?

I'm not really sure. Just common enough to notice.

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I know this is kind of the opposite of what this thread is asking for, but this has got to be one of my favorite statuses anyone on my friend list has ever posted. It should be immortalized somewhere.

On Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's breakup/Coldplay being terrible:

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"Conscious uncoupling"? These assholes can't even break up without being pretentious. But I digress.

Wait, I'm leaving Facebook tomorrow, so whatever. Fuck Gwyneth Paltrow, fuck Chris Martin, and fuck their pretentious break up. You named your kids "Apple" and "Moses"? I mean, could you possibly do ONE MORE THING to be bigger douches than you already are?

Oh yeah, there's a new Coldplay album on the way. GREAT. It's like U2 for the emotionally retarded. Jesus H. CHRIST, has there ever been a worse pop band in the history of music? I mean, Chris Martin literally sings about NOTHING. If you're a Coldplay fan, bad news. It's not meaningful, you're just not very deep and you don't read enough books. No, reading, "Ishmael" doesn't fucking count, and neither does anything you read in college.

"Oh, but Christian, they've stuck around; they've sold so many records."

Yeah, well, so has Celine Dion, but I'm certainly not going to get ear fucked by her on a daily basis. Holy shit, I hate Coldplay. Talk about being in the right place at the right time. When "Parachutes" came out, Britney Spears and All Saints ruled the charts; there was literally nothing worth listening to. The bar was low, so the music buying public chose a whiny, semi-literate dickbag who looks like a younger version of that guy from "House" to sing to the masses about the stars shining just for them.

Unbelievably, they're still here. "Fix You"? "Paradise"? It's seriously like I'm on the longest running episode of "Punk'd" ever. Like, I'll be on my fucking deathbed and Ashton Kutcher will show up and go, "DUDE, Coldplay never sold any records! We just wanted to see if we could get you to believe that something THAT SHITTY could be that big!"

And that way, I could die with just a little bit of my faith in humanity restored.

Anyway, good morning, here's the article, in case you like having your eyeballs seared by the meditations of human garbage.