Things people write on Facebook

yeah, that guy sounds like a nozzle. is he 16 or something?

ftr I thought Parachutes was alright. I've always liked Trouble and a couple of other songs off there.

  On 3/26/2014 at 8:55 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

I know this is kind of the opposite of what this thread is asking for, but this has got to be one of my favorite statuses anyone on my friend list has ever posted. It should be immortalized somewhere.

On Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's breakup/Coldplay being terrible:

 

 

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It's like U2 for the emotionally retarded.

 

flol, he likes U2

I read that U2 part as him already thinking U2 sucks, but Coldplay being even worse. Proper lol though, it reminded me of this classic:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst

lol well I thought it was a good rant --so much vitriol. But i should have known watmm would be to cool for it.

lol at people talking seriously about their complex lives as introverts. where is the thread about the things people post in this thread?

This is pretty neat though.

this struck a chord with me tonight:

I'm in a relationship guysss! Look, I'm in a relationship and I just want to let you know so you can like it

Oh, thanks for the likes guys! I'm going to post photos of my relationship now. Thanks everyone!!

  On 4/4/2014 at 12:22 PM, fiznuthian said:

I'm in a relationship guysss! Look, I'm in a relationship and I just want to let you know so you can like it

Oh, thanks for the likes guys! I'm going to post photos of my relationship now. Thanks everyone!!

Congrats, mate. What's her name?

lol

  On 4/4/2014 at 8:17 PM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 4/4/2014 at 12:22 PM, fiznuthian said:

I'm in a relationship guysss! Look, I'm in a relationship and I just want to let you know so you can like it

Oh, thanks for the likes guys! I'm going to post photos of my relationship now. Thanks everyone!!

 

Congrats, mate. What's her name?

 

Jenny

*calls guy*

  On 4/8/2014 at 1:28 AM, Leon Sumbitches said:

*calls dog*

fixt

it was easier for me to quit smoking than facebook. i just started my deletion for the 4 time. i hope i can get through the next 2 weeks. is there a facebook anonymous? maybe an email program that encourages you not to log on.

I write on Facebook things like "Ae - SYPtixed rocks". Usually nobody cares.

Should have said it eleks then they'd know what's up.

jeremy kyle wtf.bmpFetching info...

"Give a man a duck and he'll eat for a day.

Teach man to duck and he can shoplift all the burritos he wants from 7/11."

  On 4/30/2014 at 8:10 PM, Wurstwasser said:

I write on Facebook things like "Ae - SYPtixed rocks". Usually nobody cares.

lol, yeah, I've gotten in the habit of simply posting that kind of stuff to the profiles of friends who might actually give a shit.

  On 4/30/2014 at 8:10 PM, Wurstwasser said:

I write on Facebook things like "Ae - SYPtixed rocks". Usually nobody cares.

Lol, I've been thinking about joining the fb just to link some really obscure stuff to my relatives and "normal" friends. But they'd probably be like and move on. And then I'd remember I'm not 12 anymore.

ahh to be 12 again, the things i'd do.

  On 5/4/2014 at 5:00 PM, delet... said:

ahh to be 12 again, the things i'd do to myself

I'm getting a bit sick of ageism on facebook lately. Things like "omg people who are starting high school this year were born after the year 2000! look at all this stuff they missed out on/won't understand lol such losers" and just my older friends saying younger people aren't worthy because they didn't see Faith No More in 1992 or some shit