a socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar

No Don't :( walks into a bar

and asks 'have you seen my sweet ass cousin up in here?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTU_RluZvBw

/thread

A man walks into a bar and hurts his knee.

  On 10/17/2012 at 7:32 PM, mcbpete said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLyyzBC_qI

oh man, havent seen that for years. Bernard Righton was awesome

2 peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

Squarepusher walks into a bar.

"That could have easily been avoided" said the paramedic, "Take off the flashing helmet you cunt."

KAEN walks into a bar

Through the drywall

  On 10/17/2012 at 11:54 PM, wabby said:

Squarepusher walks into a bar.

"That could have easily been avoided" said the paramedic, "Take off the flashing helmet you cunt."

lol

lol

i wonder into a bar

then i forget why im there and take a piss in the bathroom without flushing

  On 10/17/2012 at 10:17 PM, patternoverlap said:

a man walks into a bar

he orders several drinks because he is sad about his life

actual lol

unlike the joke made by Shawn Hannity this thread started with, which was a light 'ha' at best.

  On 10/18/2012 at 4:41 AM, Audioblysk said:

  On 10/17/2012 at 10:17 PM, patternoverlap said:

a man walks into a bar

he orders several drinks because he is sad about his life

 

actual lol

 

 

Famous german joke :)

David Icke walked into a bar.

But it turns out the bar was a reptilian shapeshifter.

Man walks into a bar

"ouch"

  On 10/17/2012 at 10:29 PM, scones to die for said:

<----- Walks into a bar.

lol

a blue berry muffin, a pastry strudel and a cheese danish all walk into a bar, the bartender says: thank you I was feeling low blood sugar

  On 10/18/2012 at 4:36 AM, usagi said:

fred mcgriff walks into a bar

the bartender says "I think you've had enough, fred" and fred leaves never to return, muttering "bars tried to be my dad"

too soon

a man walks into a bar. there is a donkey serving. unperturbed the man walks up to the donkey and orders a pint. the donkey nods...

"pint was it?" says the donkey.

"that's right" says the man.

"eeyore then" says the donkey, handing over the drink.

a man walks into abar...

abar's like "yo watch where you going man!"

an englishman, irishman and welshman walk into a bar.

The scotsman is not invited as it was his choice to vote for independence and as such he is no longer allowed into the rest of the uk without a passport.

Jesus, God and the Holy Ghost walk into the bar and order a couple of pints and a Rum&Coke

The barman says: "Here's the pints for you and yer da' but sorry we don't serve spirits"

I made that joke up during a week off work - but it's so obvious someone else must've cope up with it before ...

dats recist!! arrist dat man

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre...

so the barman gives her one.

  On 10/18/2012 at 11:45 AM, feltcher said:

an englishman, irishman and welshman walk into a bar.

The scotsman is not invited as it was his choice to vote for independence and as such he is no longer allowed into the rest of the uk without a passport.

The Irish man is not from the UK either