a socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar

A guy walks into a bar.

My girlfriend is thinking about leaving me.

A gay walks into a bur. It sticks to his shirt for the rest of the day, but he carries on unaware. His sexuality has no bearing on the incident.

A joke walks into a bar

  On 10/26/2012 at 3:20 PM, wabby said:

A secret agent walks into a bar. He looks around, carefully examining each patron. Eventually he spots a shady character sitting alone in a dark, secluded corner. The agent walks over to him, sits down and without speaking slides a black suitcase toward him. He in return reaches into his trench-coat and pulls out an envelope.

 

As the envelope is being passed across to the agent, a third man appears seemingly out of nowhere and snatches it. Too stunned to react, they can only watch as the thief, who has pure white hair and un-ironed clothing, escapes while intermittently skipping like a school-girl.

 

"Hey!!" Screams the agent, "Why on Earth would you want top-secret documents detailing Mitt Romney's hair coloration therapy?!!"

 

"Because I happen to believe in something called justice, you murderers!!" Replies the mysterious man as he disappears into the night.

I laughed.

  On 10/27/2012 at 7:57 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

A gay walks into a bur. It sticks to his shirt for the rest of the day, but he carries on unaware. His sexuality has no bearing on the incident.

lol

A penis walks into a vagina.

Then later a babby walks out.

lol

  On 10/27/2012 at 8:48 PM, LimpyLoo said:

A penis walks into a vagina.

 

Then later a babby walks out.

What, past the penis ? Gross.

that is not the baby he expected

The last caption does indeed show that it was not the baby he expected. Congratulations.