The daily Haiku thread

I love a coffee

Don't care about having no coffee

Fuck dat fuck dat fuck

searching for meaning
lost in procrastination
where should i go now?

riding on horse back

with my lovely fiance

oops my hymen broke

you angry bowel

i am unprepared for this

my day is ruined

It rained earlier

I'm sitting down in a chair

Watching MacGyver

As I get older

I find my hangovers

Get steadily worse

thanks for the thread bump

i enjoy doing haikus

lets have a cold beer

No problem Felcher

I enjoy doing them too

Cheers to that good sir!

colder is the wind

that is blowing up my ass

than that which comes out

  On 4/25/2013 at 10:43 PM, baph said:

you angry bowel

i am unprepared for this

my day is ruined

lol angry bowel

I imagine it frowning

sorry to make fun

that's alright, wabby

booming sounds of colon wrath

always bring us joy

Watmming in bed

Girlfriend and cat are sleeping

Some beer now I think

woke up fuzzy head

harsh toxic real ale farts

feet hurt, good night bro?

Burrito bean farts this morning

loud and smelly thunder raping the nostrils

Squelched by two cups espresso

Sunday, breakfast time

I want to make some bacon

BEEP, smoke detector

Red wine and sake

Both on tic from local shop

When will I pay them?

I shat my pants hard.

Crust is flaking like dry paint.

Why my anus loose?

People smell my pants.

They wonder if they farted.

Soon they find I shat.

Police taser me.

Poo pants is terror cult start.

Must protect bullshit.

bland k-cup coffee

sticky residue on tongue

I burp and death comes

  On 8/19/2013 at 12:24 AM, peace 7 said:

I shat my pants hard.

Crust is flaking like dry paint.

Why my anus loose?

 

People smell my pants.

They wonder if they farted.

Soon they find I shat.

 

Police taser me.

Poo pants is terror cult start.

Must protect bullshit.

I like the way you joined this triptych of haiku with a theme. Full marks.

Desire poisons

All are dreaming while they wake

Shattering temptress

Sticky non-stick pan​

Egg sandwich minus the egg

Morning, blue monday

looking for beatnik

cliche using an bongo

all i found was this

Trying to go fast,
Realising it is futile,
Slower now, slower

Scratching sound, next room

Cat is shitting in tray?

Smell comes soon enough

Stomach distended

Apricot jam on my screen

One more piece of toast