The daily Haiku thread

Commando last night

Came with pizza slice and beer

Bisexual friend

Evolution rules

High impact running requires

Braincase joint in hares

this is what i get

for philosophy degree

fuck my life, fuck it

Tell me about it

I did fine art, now I'm fucked

Minimum wage slave

what is the point of

having degrees in most jobs

surrounded by mongs

All this talk of food

Especially of Pizza

Is making me pine

on my second cup

of strong black coffee today

my intestines hurt

Life is a crock pot

Gold or Soup can be received

Limited are we

Time to tidy up

Some wine will probably help

Make it less boring

Sore muscles, tired.
Perhaps I should take it easy,
but I did that today...

Head is a'spinning

Wine is a'flowing

One more cigarette

  On 9/5/2013 at 11:09 PM, Sprillian said:

Head is a'spinning

Wine is a'flowing oh yeah

One more cigarette

Fixt.

On route to Ely

Cambridge coffee is really

Fucking expensive

Waiting at Tescos

By a bin swarming with wasps

Where is my mother?

the night after fun,
the morning of cleaning up,
life, oh life, oh life.

  On 9/6/2013 at 4:19 PM, TRiP said:

the night after fun,

the morning of cleaning up,

life, oh life, oh life.

life, doo do doo doo

i don't wanna see a ghost

have a piece of toast

Supercalifrag-

ilisticexpiali-

docious haiku, guys

Restaurants below

Cause sensory confliction

Nausea vs craving

Tormented tastebuds

Deadened by illness, but wait

Is that cheese I smell?

The other half chomps

Cheese and crackers next to me

Envy consumes me

Sipping tap water

Nearby wine bottle mocks my

Illness-riddled self

dumb hand can't grab keys

instead jams key under nail

my body hates me

Used to visit here,

Username of Salient,

Hello again all,

4AM in the

morning and I'm still awake.

Why did I post this?

what else can we ask?

in constant renewal the

best possible world

- reveals itself -

Drinking fruit juice yeah

Straight out of the carton yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

nice and juicy plum

soft sweet flesh between my teeth

juice runs down my chin

*fap