The daily Haiku thread

thinking of haikus

can be pretty hard to do

big-ass klein bottle

  On 8/26/2013 at 7:42 PM, hello spiral said:

Scratching sound, next room

Cat is shitting in tray?

Smell comes soon enough

dear hello spiral

the second line must contain

seven syllables

Dear Triachus, thanks

I realised that just now, oops.

Haiku shame abounds

Is she on her way?

Or eating more jam and toast?

*gets distracted*

big-ass klein bottle!

Classes start today,

and I am teaching too much.

What am I doing?

when I write haikus

the third line always must have

the wrong amount of syllables

Sick of seeing skids

wearing army fatigue and

walking Pit-Bull dogs.

I sit here today,
pondering, I have the time
how do I use it?

miley cyrus rolls

she can't stop touching herself

beetlejuice offers cock

clouds that pass outside

look like intro from simpsons

where i got my name

  On 8/28/2013 at 8:34 AM, Sprillian said:

I just missed my fucking train because I was too distracted by Haiku on WATMM.

my dear sprillian

i feel sorry for that shit

not my intention

i never meant this

to distract you with haikus

so you can miss trains

haha just kidding

i really meant to do that

lol lol lol lol lol

Triachus you will

Pay for making her late, oh

how you will pay. stop.

sundown gold through trees

fawn hides 'neath twisting branches

there's shit on my boots

  On 8/27/2013 at 4:53 PM, TRiP said:

I sit here today,

pondering, I have the time

how do I use it?

Magical journey

inside your belly button.

Quickly, do it now!

http://youtu.be/FwCVBfk9fC8

When a door closes,
does another open for you?
Where is the line drawn

There are many doors.

Some of them are made of lines,

others are of wood.

Sometimes they are locked,

sometimes they are open wide.

Sometimes they are both.

Imagination.

That is the true key, really,

to see beyond them.

microwaved coffee

from yesterday is kinda

gross but also good

Company and food

alcohol is also good

Quite good saturday

Raisin in sunshine

results from a cream deferred.

Laugh! His shriveled dick!

Back home, helping out,

Ordering pizza

Extra spicy please, yourself?

Veg for the lady

Moth flies around me

Trying not to inhale it

For both of our sakes

Pizza and a half

Was it worth the hours to come?

Grumble grumble fart.

Grumble grumble fart

God I hope that was a fart

Timidly sits down.

Monday Morning huff

train was late, plus i forgot

to pack book to read