stupid first world achievements and successes

wow, that's retarded...

got kicked out of a venue after like 20 minutes last night because they said i smelled bad (probably because i haven't bathed or eaten solid food in several days, my body must be burnin toxins HAWD, and i'd been out in the sun all day). and at first i was worried because the molly was about to kick in but then i found a much cheaper place to dance, music was better, danced with more people, no problems great old time

i'm proud of myself for maintaining a positive mental attitude & remembering that one man's trashsmell is another man's refined odour

  On 6/10/2018 at 4:07 PM, Cryptowen said:

got kicked out of a venue after like 20 minutes last night because they said i smelled bad (probably because i haven't bathed or eaten solid food in several days, my body must be burnin toxins HAWD, and i'd been out in the sun all day). and at first i was worried because the molly was about to kick in but then i found a much cheaper place to dance, music was better, danced with more people, no problems great old time

 

i'm proud of myself for maintaining a positive mental attitude & remembering that one man's trashsmell is another man's refined odour

Ew.

^I do totally acknowledge that it was dumb af & fairly inconsiderate on my part to spend all day out in the woods & then go out socially wearing the same dirty-ass clothes, and a good life lesson. I'm just glad that rather than letting a situation that could have ruined my night & sent me on yet another downward spiral of "oh i'm too weird for this world, society will never accept me", i was able to laugh it off, find a way to make the most of it (ie by going somewhere where ppl were already pretty drunk & sweaty & didn't give a shit), and made a mental note to not make the same mistake again. This feels like a good perspective to maintain imo - recognizing the areas where I need to improve, but recognizing too that the immediate solution shouldn't be to shut myself off from the world for an extended period out of fear of further criticism (because i've tried that, and that road usually doesn't lead to self-improvement)

or just shower, my dude.

Only occasional baptisms for 6 months. You'll probably smell like an 1800's hobo, but you'll get to heaven. Experiment with head binding, light some sage in a crowded movie theater, and forage for roadkill. 

  On 6/10/2018 at 8:11 PM, Cryptowen said:

^I do totally acknowledge that it was dumb af & fairly inconsiderate on my part to spend all day out in the woods & then go out socially wearing the same dirty-ass clothes, and a good life lesson. I'm just glad that rather than letting a situation that could have ruined my night & sent me on yet another downward spiral of "oh i'm too weird for this world, society will never accept me", i was able to laugh it off, find a way to make the most of it (ie by going somewhere where ppl were already pretty drunk & sweaty & didn't give a shit), and made a mental note to not make the same mistake again. This feels like a good perspective to maintain imo - recognizing the areas where I need to improve, but recognizing too that the immediate solution shouldn't be to shut myself off from the world for an extended period out of fear of further criticism (because i've tried that, and that road usually doesn't lead to self-improvement)

just get a wash you mad cunt. if you actually smelled bad enough to get thrown out a club, you must have acquired the hot, invasive, room filling acrid stench of roadkill on a sunny day.

Should we set up a gofundme for a pocket shower and a bar of soap for Cryptowen?

  On 6/11/2018 at 9:38 AM, messiaen said:

 

just get a wash you mad cunt. if you actually smelled bad enough to get thrown out a club, you must have acquired the hot, invasive, room filling acrid stench of roadkill on a sunny day.

 

seems like most of the punters in Bristol & Nottingham pubs tbh

sometimes playing pool you're forced to wander through & encounter specific odour hot-spots - tasting notes of unwashed white dreadlocks, spicy peaks of cumin under-arm, sewerage/stale piss from the latrines, rolling tobacco, weed, stale ale, damp dog, samosas, pork scratchings, cider.....delicious

  On 6/11/2018 at 8:14 PM, cwmbrancity said:

 

spicy peaks of cumin under-arm,

This guy sat right by me on the bus, who I assumed had just been painting since he was wearing paint spattered jeans.  He had the most pungent BO of really intense curry that I have ever smelled.  It should have been horrible, but it actually just made me really want curry.  I inhaled deep all through the bus ride.  Thanks, curry guy.

Just made some bomb-ass spam musubi, first time in probably three years

My cell phone finally made it's way back to me!  No more chaos!  Those additional security passcodes were facken killing me.

mixing a track i recorded from the modular back in december and it sounds like some NTS rip off shit and i know i'm gonna get the "you just tryna do autechre music" thing as feedback.. "but it's pre NTS the date is right there in the title and no one sounds like autechre so chut up"

tiny violin. cry me a river. so it goes. 

edit: thought this was the FWP thread. derpin 

  On 6/15/2018 at 6:50 AM, ignatius said:

mixing a track i recorded from the modular back in december and it sounds like some NTS rip off shit and i know i'm gonna get the "you just tryna do autechre music" thing as feedback.. "but it's pre NTS the date is right there in the title and no one sounds like autechre so chut up"

 

tiny violin. cry me a river. so it goes. 

add a screen cap of the creation of the doc in windows explorer when released 

  On 6/15/2018 at 7:20 AM, yek said:

 

  On 6/15/2018 at 6:50 AM, ignatius said:

mixing a track i recorded from the modular back in december and it sounds like some NTS rip off shit and i know i'm gonna get the "you just tryna do autechre music" thing as feedback.. "but it's pre NTS the date is right there in the title and no one sounds like autechre so chut up"

 

tiny violin. cry me a river. so it goes. 

 

add a screen cap of the creation of the doc in windows explorer when released 

 

lol. 

no one cares anyways. 

also, i thought i posted this in the FWP thread. double fucked. 

I quit my job and now planning to be a sort of location independent software freelancer / digital nomad / whatever. Today was my last day at work.

After I finish sorting out things here the first destination will be Cape Town and from there I'll fly to Windhoek, Namibia. From there I'll see later..

  On 6/15/2018 at 2:25 PM, mokz said:

I quit my job and now planning to be a sort of location independent software freelancer / digital nomad / whatever. Today was my last day at work.

 

After I finish sorting out things here the first destination will be Cape Town and from there I'll fly to Windhoek, Namibia. From there I'll see later..

You can catch bullsharks off the skeleton coast with rod and line. Man I've always wanted to do that.

  On 6/15/2018 at 2:25 PM, mokz said:

I quit my job and now planning to be a sort of location independent software freelancer / digital nomad / whatever. Today was my last day at work.

 

After I finish sorting out things here the first destination will be Cape Town and from there I'll fly to Windhoek, Namibia. From there I'll see later..

I should have been a software developer...

  On 6/16/2018 at 1:33 PM, Godwin Austen said:

 

  On 6/15/2018 at 2:25 PM, mokz said:

I quit my job and now planning to be a sort of location independent software freelancer / digital nomad / whatever. Today was my last day at work.

 

After I finish sorting out things here the first destination will be Cape Town and from there I'll fly to Windhoek, Namibia. From there I'll see later..

 

I should have been a software developer...

 

I'm trying to work my way towards that goal. It would be awesome to just work from anywhere.

despite everything in the universe trying to fk it up, got to see Stanhope tonight in Hammersmith

thank-you Douglas for philosophies on Indian gang rape, the King of Thailand being told to fuck off a dozen ways, Millwall fans, parents of dead kids skimming gofundme pledges, cancer, Islamic State stealing his audience, touche

  On 6/17/2018 at 5:19 AM, cwmbrancity said:

despite everything in the universe trying to fk it up, got to see Stanhope tonight in Hammersmith

 

thank-you Douglas for philosophies on Indian gang rape, the King of Thailand being told to fuck off a dozen ways, Millwall fans, parents of dead kids skimming gofundme pledges, cancer, Islamic State stealing his audience, touche

Oh fuck, his most recent tour is amazing. Lol, we saw him here in Calgary/Canada. We see him every 2 years or so when he's here. 

Wasn't that some of the best shit you've heard?

He has a special way of making you think IMO, very talented comedian. I often see his work discredited as shock or potty humor or whatever. Disagree.

I farted around on gear for the first time in weeks.

  On 6/16/2018 at 11:46 PM, Braintree said:

 

  On 6/16/2018 at 1:33 PM, Godwin Austen said:

 

  On 6/15/2018 at 2:25 PM, mokz said:

I quit my job and now planning to be a sort of location independent software freelancer / digital nomad / whatever. Today was my last day at work.

 

After I finish sorting out things here the first destination will be Cape Town and from there I'll fly to Windhoek, Namibia. From there I'll see later..

 

I should have been a software developer...

 

 

 

I'm trying to work my way towards that goal. It would be awesome to just work from anywhere.

 

I don't know how much actual work I'll end up doing. I currently have no contracts but some negotiations are happening. Anyway, the point is more to travel than work and I think I'll get bored of traveling before I run out of money, so not that concerned about getting commissions. I have also a product idea that I'll be developing if I have nothing else to do.

Removing your birthday from Facebook is the best! Highly recommendable.

rediscovered Bogdan Raczynski