stupid first world achievements and successes

  On 8/23/2018 at 12:15 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I accidentally dropped my smart phone about 15 feet, but it hit a pile of clothes/towels I had carelessly thrown on the floor due to being a total slob. From there it slid gently onto the hard wood floor, completely unscathed. Still haven't bought a case for it, though I don't think it would have helped if my mess pile weren't there to cushion its fall.

How fucking tall are you?

  On 8/23/2018 at 7:31 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 8/23/2018 at 12:15 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I accidentally dropped my smart phone about 15 feet, but it hit a pile of clothes/towels I had carelessly thrown on the floor due to being a total slob. From there it slid gently onto the hard wood floor, completely unscathed. Still haven't bought a case for it, though I don't think it would have helped if my mess pile weren't there to cushion its fall.

How fucking tall are you?

lol

  On 8/23/2018 at 1:18 PM, eczem said:

 

  On 8/23/2018 at 12:15 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I accidentally dropped my smart phone about 15 feet, but it hit a pile of clothes/towels I had carelessly thrown on the floor due to being a total slob.  From there it slid gently onto the hard wood floor, completely unscathed.  Still haven't bought a case for it, though I don't think it would have helped if my mess pile weren't there to cushion its fall.

Clear evidence that you should never clean your room.

 

My friend actually offered to clean it for me when she saw the state it was in, in exchange for dog sitting I've been doing for her.  But my reaction was a bit too much on the indifferent side for her to jump to it.  And it's a good thing!  Had she cleaned my room my phone would have a giant crack in the screen at the very least.  Sorry JB Peterson if you're reading this.

  On 8/23/2018 at 7:31 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 8/23/2018 at 12:15 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I accidentally dropped my smart phone about 15 feet, but it hit a pile of clothes/towels I had carelessly thrown on the floor due to being a total slob. From there it slid gently onto the hard wood floor, completely unscathed. Still haven't bought a case for it, though I don't think it would have helped if my mess pile weren't there to cushion its fall.

How fucking tall are you?

Haha.  Short, but my bed's in a loft.

Been battling with something interfering with my wi-fi signal in my apartment for a couple weeks now (too many xfinity routers in one area im sure). Reset the router a dozen times, moved it, etc. Finally had to look up how to go in and manually change the signal channels, after a bit of fucking around it seems like I got it. Still probably need a wi-fi range extender to consistently  reach the bedroom in the back, but it seems MUCH better tonight than it has been. 

A director who has been nominated to my country’s equivalent to an Oscar has just asked me to make music for his next film.

  On 8/25/2018 at 4:20 PM, Squee said:

A director who has been nominated to my country’s equivalent to an Oscar has just asked me to make music for his next film.

beast. 

i finally just got an EP signed for the first time in my life.

Nice ones!

Bandcamp just paid me 73 cents.

Played a bingo covering 2 double word scores in Scrabble.  It's one of those moves that seems like it should be reasonably common, but almost never happens.  Not sure I've ever pulled it off until now... definitely not while this inebriated.  Far greater FWS than it should be.  Sad.

watching this movie for the 100th time tonight

and remembered this girl in the movie

gorgeous girl

i did some imdb research and turns out she's in this movie

which i saw in theatre in 1989, i was 5

it appears she's a lawyer from denver colarado now

I got bored enough on one slow day at work that I memorized 150 digits of pi well enough that I can still consistantly recall them 2 weeks later.

  On 8/25/2018 at 4:20 PM, Squee said:

A director who has been nominated to my country’s equivalent to an Oscar has just asked me to make music for his next film.

Awesome! Congratulations! Keep me/us informed on the film, please.

Yek, you have good judgement and taste, sir. I first saw Cheetah in 1990 or 1991 when I was 4 or 5. The Great Outdoors is still one of my favourites. That girl was absolutely an instant crush.

First world victory of being born in the 1980s: Best time to be a wee child. Want to have a nap? Your mother is already wearing pillows on her shoulders.

I went to some fundraiser in a hip bar (new gf's people) and they had this raffle to raise the money

When I walked in I was like "ok........I'm having the pants, they will be mine"

Bought £10 worth of tickets

I won the fucking pants

The my gf is saying "oh they're my ex-housemate's, they were tailored for her. They won't fit you"

oh yeah?

lol

Looks like you've been to handsome boy modelling school

  On 8/31/2018 at 8:52 PM, hello spiral said:

I went to some fundraiser in a hip bar (new gf's people) and they had this raffle to raise the money

 

 

When I walked in I was like "ok........I'm having the pants, they will be mine"

Bought £10 worth of tickets

I won the fucking pants

The my gf is saying "oh they're my ex-housemate's, they were tailored for her. They won't fit you"

oh yeah?

 

 

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Hahaha, nice pose. My ex girlfriend and I traded pants once and they were perfect.

Brotherhood of the Travelling Girlfriend Pants

Discovering that the only pants that fit me properly are womens was a double edged sword.  I finally looked normal, even fashionable, but I no longer have functional pockets.

"Is wearing women's pants an unspoken rule for posting on WATMM?"

*leaves to buy yoga pants*

word, i've seen some dude around here rocking spandex pants. he's a little chubby and just can't pull it off.

I'd solve my pants issue by just not wearing pants all together, but I'm currently boycotting underwear and unfortunately Canada does have laws.

for a split second I considered trying womens pants but then I remembered my thunder thighs

  On 9/1/2018 at 10:55 PM, span said:

for a split second I considered trying womens pants but then I remembered my thunder thighs

Span's got some span